The ‘Big Dance’ of sports movies

Bummed about no NCAA Men’s and Women’s Basketball Tournament this year?

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Yeah, me too. Pound for pound, March Madness is my favorite sporting event and having it wiped out just seems weird.

But I’m a weird dude, so on this Selection Sunday I decided to create a tournament bracket featuring my 68 favorite sports movies.

Like the NCAA men’s tourney, there are multi-bid leagues and conferences that probably don’t have any teams worthy of the Big Dance. Unlike the NCAA men’s tourney, the Selection Committee is a committee of one and the one is me.

That being the case, my bracket is bound to be much different than yours. For example, after perusing my list you’ll notice “Ford v Ferrari” is not on it. That might seem like an outrage since it was nominated for four Academy Awards, including Best Picture.

Fact is, I haven’t seen it yet. It probably is great and it might well have earned an at-large bid, but I’m only going by what I’ve already watched and “Ford v Ferrari” will have to wait until I catch it on one of my streaming services.

Sports such as cricket, Australian Rules football, hurling and Gaelic football have been left out, too. It has nothing to do with the sports themselves, it’s just that I’ve yet to see a movie focused on cricket, Australian Rules football, hurling or Gaelic football.

Also, for the purposes of my bracket, I’m excluding documentaries. There’s no particular reason for doing this, but if it makes you feel better you can place them in the NIT (“The Battered Bastards Of Baseball” would be the No. 1 seed).

Anyway, here’s what I’ve got, with qualifiers based on sport (and in random seeding order):

BASEBALL

“A League of Their Own,” “Bull Durham,” “Major League,” “Field of Dreams,” “The Natural,” “The Bad News Bears” (original), “Cobb,” “42,” “Damn Yankees,” “Pride of the Yankees,” “The Rookie,” “Eight Men Out,” “*61.”

BASKETBALL

“Hoosiers,” “White Men Can’t Jump,” “Semi Pro,” “Fastbreak,” “Inside Moves,” “The Winning Season,” “Glory Road,” “Hurricane Season.”

BOXING

“Rocky,” “Raging Bull,” “Million Dollar Baby,” “Somebody Up There Likes Me,” “Cinderella Man,” “The Harder They Fall,” “Creed,” “Chuck.”

FOOTBALL

“North Dallas Forty,” “Friday Night Lights,” “Rudy,” “The Express,” “Brian’s Song,” “The Longest Yard” (original), “Invincible,” “Remember The Titans,” “Big Fan,” “Everybody’s All-American,” “All The Right Moves.”

GOLF

“Tin Cup,” “The Legend of Bagger Vance,” “The Greatest Game Ever Played,” “Happy Gilmore,” “Caddyshack.”

HOCKEY

“Slap Shot,” “Miracle,” “Mystery Alaska,” “The Rocket,” “Mr. Hockey: The Gordie Howe Story.”

LACROSSE

“Crooked Arrows,” “Toe To Toe.”

MOTORSPORTS

“The Last American Hero,” “Grand Prix,” “Talladega Nights.”

SOCCER

“A Shot At Glory,” “Damned United,” “Victory,” “Bend It Like Beckham,” “Offside.”

TENNIS

“Battle of the Sexes,” “Borg Vs. McEnroe.”

WRESTLING

“Vision Quest,” “Win Win.”

OTHER

“Invictus” (rugby) “Seabiscuit” (horse racing) “Kingpin” (bowling) and “The Bronze” (gymnastics).

To streamline things, I’ll go ahead and eliminate the play-ins (“Tin Cup,” “The Greatest Game Ever Played,” “Happy Gilmore,” “Talladega Nights”) and go straight to the 64 regional seeds:

REGION A

  1. North Dallas Forty
  2. *61
  3. A Shot At Glory
  4. Million Dollar Baby
  5. Battle of the Sexes
  6. The Bad News Bears
  7. Mystery Alaska
  8. Invictus
  9. Everybody’s All-American
  10. Fastbreak
  11. 42
  12. Grand Prix
  13. Semi Pro
  14. Crooked Arrows
  15. Pride of the Yankees
  16. Kingpin

REGION B

  1. Slap Shot
  2. Major League
  3. Inside Moves
  4. Damned United
  5. Eight Men Out
  6. Seabiscuit
  7. Rudy
  8. The Longest Yard
  9. Cobb
  10. All The Right Moves
  11. Damn Yankees
  12. The Rookie
  13. Glory Road
  14. The Rocket
  15. Toe To Toe
  16. Offside

REGION C

  1. Rocky
  2. Field of Dreams
  3. Victory
  4. Bull Durham
  5. Raging Bull
  6. Vision Quest
  7. Big Fan
  8. Cinderella Man
  9. Remember The Titans
  10. Borg Vs. McEnroe
  11. Mr. Hockey: The Gordie Howe Story.
  12. Creed
  13. Somebody Up There Likes Me
  14. The Winning Season
  15. Friday Night Lights
  16. Caddyshack

REGION D

  1. Hoosiers
  2. A League Of Their Own
  3. The Natural
  4. The Harder They Fall
  5. Miracle
  6. Chuck
  7. The Last American Hero
  8. The Legend of Bagger Vance
  9. The Express
  10. Bend It Like Beckham
  11. White Men Can’t Jump
  12. Brian’s Song
  13. Invincible
  14. Win Win
  15. Hurricane Season
  16. The Bronze

How did I determine seeding?

Well, I started thinking of my favorite movies and tried to put the best ones in different regions so that they could avoid each other in the early rounds.

And honestly, after about the first 25 films I just randomly seeded them because I started to get tired. At any rate, things get pretty easy from here on in – and mostly anticlimactic.

While a real tournament has surprises (“No. 15 seed The Legend of Bagger Vance stuns No. 2 seed A League Of Their Own in a shocker!”) a Scott tournament plays out exactly how the rankings predict:

SWEET 16

North Dallas Forty
*61
A Shot At Glory
Million Dollar Baby
Slap Shot
Major League
Inside Moves
Damned United
Rocky
Field of Dreams
Victory
Bull Durham
Hoosiers
A League Of Their Own
The Natural
The Harder They Fall

ELITE EIGHT

North Dallas Forty
*61
Slap Shot
Major League
Rocky
Field of Dreams
Hoosiers
A League Of Their Own

FINAL FOUR

North Dallas Forty
Slap Shot
Rocky
Hoosiers

Finally, I had to do some soul searching when figuring out the national champion.

North Dallas Forty is funny and harsh and features Mac Davis in one of the most “real” performances I’ve ever seen.

Slap Shot somehow managed to meld vulgarity and violence into absolute brilliance.

Rocky was, at its core, a love story, but its underdog tale still resonates more than 40 years later.

And Hoosiers managed to transform small town basketball into an ethereal motion picture experience.

If I could spend the rest of my life watching only four sports movies, it would be these four.

But since a tournament can have only one winner, I’ll go with Slap Shot because I absolutely never, ever get tired of it.

Cue “One Shining Moment” and cut down the nets …

XFL: to be continued

Long before the XFL hit the reset button after being dormant since 2001, I was positive it would not only start the 2020 season, but finish it.

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With millions of wrestling mogul Vince McMahon’s dollars behind it, the business model was solid.

But as we’ve learned over the last few days, a pandemic doesn’t care about your finances – or your plans. If it wants to stop you in your tracks, it can and will.

Thus on Thursday the XFL joined most other sports organizations in either shutting down, suspending or postponing its various competitions. And with half its season done – and the effects of COVID-19 expected to get worse before they get better – the only logical decision was to close up shop.

Here’s the statement issued by the league:

Currently, the XFL will not be playing its regular-season games. However, all players will be paid their base pay and benefits for the 2020 regular season. All XFL ticket holders will be issued refunds or credit toward future games. The XFL is committed to playing a full season in 2021 and future years.

Kudos to the circuit for not leaving its players and coaches high and dry. Hopefully it’ll do the same for all the support personnel who were counting on a paycheck for at least another month and a half.

June Jones, head coach of the league-leading and 5-0 Houston Roughnecks, held out hope his team could actually still play for an XFL championship this year.

“I feel very comfortable that we’re going to play next year and the league has told us it’s just suspending the regular season games right now, so that means there might still be a playoff,” Jones told Mark Berman, sports director of Fox 26 in Houston, on Friday. “I don’t think anybody knows what the world is gonna look like in five or six weeks.”

With XFL players now eligible to sign with any other league, a postseason scenario seems highly unlikely.

But while XFL 2.0 ended with five regular season games left in its comeback season, it’s important to note that it didn’t fold. And the good news is that the XFL proved to be an entertaining addition to the late winter/early spring sports lineup. Yes, TV ratings and in-game attendance were declining, but not to the degree that would raise a bunch of red flags.

It provided a showcase for quarterbacks like P.J. Walker (Houston) and Jordan Ta’amu (St.Louis), who parlayed strong performances into possible NFL roster spots.

Same is true for wideout Cam Phillips (Houston), linebacker Steven Johnson (Seattle), defensive tackle Cavon Walker (New York), and a host of other athletes who made the most of the second chance they received in the XFL.

The league’s mantra is “For The Love of Football” and certainly there’s that for these guys, but the love of powering up to the next level is why so many good players stocked XFL rosters.

As a fan of alternative football, I also liked the rule innovations. I think the non-collision kickoffs are an effective way to lessen the possibility of head injuries while still keeping the play in the game.

And the 3-point conversion is gimmicky, but it’s a good gimmick.

The fact that a team down by nine points is theoretically still in a one-possession game is pretty cool.

But now the XFL has 11 months before it’ll kick off again. I feel confident it will, indeed, return, but since it’s a single entity model I assume there could be some changes for 2021.

While the season didn’t finish, McMahon and company saw enough to know where the XFL was a hit and miss.

Maybe all eight original clubs will line up again next February, but one or two relocations wouldn’t surprise me at all.

Whatever the case, the XFL had little choice but to err on the side of caution and end the 2020 campaign early.

That’s disappointing for all of its stakeholders, of course, but XFL 2020 didn’t fail.

That, in itself, is a victory.

XFL passes midterms

Midway through the original XFL’s first (and only) 10-game regular season in 2001, TV ratings were plunging toward rock bottom and the league had already become something of a laughingstock.

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Nineteen years later the rebooted, reimagined circuit is in much better shape – at least through five games.

Certainly it’s far too early to dub XFL 2020 “The Little Spring League That Could” because it hasn’t yet. TV ratings have steadily declined since Week One and attendance numbers are also falling.

The sky isn’t, though.

Unless you’re an insider you can’t really know the health of a fledgling sports league, of course, but by all indications the XFL will be one that finishes the season and has good reason to return again in 2021. Unlike last year’s short-lived Alliance of American Football, no late-to-the-party sugar daddy is needed to make sure the checks don’t bounce.

Vince McMahon has sunk his own millions into the single entity league, meaning everyone from players and coaches to support staff are getting paid regularly. It’s always refreshing when you get this far into a new venture and haven’t heard stories of missed payrolls.

But money issues aren’t on the minds of casual fans – football is. And the only question that matters to us is whether or not it’s worth watching.

To me, it is.

Through 20 games there have been a mixed bag of performances, but there is no doubt each of the eight clubs has plenty of good football players.

But wait, you say … it’s still minor league, right?

Well, yeah, compared to the NFL it is. But “minor league” has a negative connotation that isn’t always deserved. The XFL is a step down from the top level, but it’s not a letdown.

I’ve seen thread-the-needle passes, acrobatic catches, and hits that would rattle the cage of any player at any level.

And I think the highest compliment I can pay the league is that once I start watching a game, I stop comparing it to what I see in the fall.

The XFL Houston Roughnecks couldn’t hang with the NFL Houston Texans, but they don’t have to for me to enjoy the brand of football that they play. For example Sunday’s clash between the Los Angeles Wildcats and Tampa Bay Vipers – a 41-34 L.A. victory – was as entertaining a football game as you’ll find.

That being said, the XFL has plenty of competition for my affections.

This coming Saturday the undefeated Roughnecks – led by the league’s most effective quarterback, P.J. Walker – play the New York Guardians at 2 p.m.

The Guardians are the club I picked as the XFL team I’d follow before the start of the season and are now led by Luis Perez, who QBed my hometown Birmingham Iron last year in the ill-fated AAF.

But that game is going head to head with the Premier League, Bundesliga and several roundball conference tournaments, and there’s a really good chance I’ll choose to watch soccer or basketball instead.

For me, football will also lose out to the NHL and NBA in most cases this time of year. I like the XFL, but I don’t build my weekends around it.

Thus the conundrum of offseason football.

In order to survive, league officials (especially McMahon) will have to be patient. If the XFL ever turns a profit, it’ll be only after millions of dollars have been spent to keep it afloat.

The largest attendance weekend was Week Three when 81,942 fans (an average of 20,485 per game) bought tickets, while last week was a season low of 64,246 (16,061).

Teams like the St. Louis BattleHawks and Seattle Dragons are hits at the box office, but major market fans in New York and L.A. have been far less enthusiastic. Once this season is done, XFL decision makers will have a better idea of where the league does best geographically.

As for TV ratings, XFL games are still competitive when slotted against the NBA and golf. That’s encouraging, even though the upcoming NCAA Basketball Tournament will surely test couch potato support.

To become a stable league and thrive the XFL has to earn its place in the late winter/early spring sports lineup. The novelty has already worn off, so the trick is to figure out how to make sure interest in year-round football does not. That’s a job for better marketing minds than mine.

However – barring a monumental collapse in viewership – I think the XFL deserves a chance to grow. The football is entertaining and packaged by what looks to a well-run business.

Hopefully it’ll get the time necessary to show whether or not it can be a profitable one.

UPDATE: Due to the COVID-19 pandemic, the league released the following statement on Wednesday afternoon:

Based on the proclamation issued Wednesday by Washington Governor Jay Inslee, the Seattle Dragons will host the LA Wildcats this Sunday, as scheduled. The game will take place at 4 p.m. PT at CenturyLink Field without fans in the venue. The game will be broadcast live, also as scheduled, on ESPN2. – Jeffrey Pollack, XFL President & COO