My league, your money

Dear Potential Patron:

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Almost two and a half years ago I wrote a column proposing the formation of the American League of Canadian Football (ALCF).

If you were one of the more than 7.8 billion people who didn’t read it, allow me to provide highlights of my idea.

Being someone who is a fan of the Canadian Football League to the extent that it’s my preferred brand of tackle football, I would like to see a spin-off of the circuit based in the continental United States.

As you know, the addition of American franchises was implemented more than a quarter century ago and the results were – to say the least – disappointing.

All CFL clubs are now based solely in Canada and the league will most likely never venture south of its border again. I understand and respect this decision and applaud the Canadian League for maintaining its unique identity.

However, it does open the door of opportunity for those of us who want to see another professional competition featuring rules such as:

* A playing field 110 yards long and 65 yards wide with end zones that are 20 yards deep.

* Goal posts situated on the goal line.

* Three downs to make 10 yards and a first down.

* Twelve players to a side (extra slotback on offense, extra secondary player on defense).

* All backs allowed in motion toward the line of scrimmage.

* No fair catches on punt returns.

* Fumbled balls that go out of bounds belong to the last team to touch the ball.

* Kicking teams awarded a single point (rouge) for missed field goals or punts that are downed in the end zone by the receiving team.

* Players who line up behind the kicker on a punt or field goal try may recover an “onside” kick.

Left up to me, the American League of Canadian Football would place its 10 flagship franchises in Birmingham, Memphis, Norfolk, Orlando, Portland, Rochester, Sacramento, San Antonio, Tulsa and Wichita. Following the CFL scheduling model, each team would play two exhibition games and an 18-game regular season that begins in June of each year.

Unfortunately, I will not be able to fund such a league which is why I seek your assistance today. When I used my debit card at Publix last week (we were out of bananas and peanut butter, and I also decided to buy some Little Debbie Snack Cakes as well as a crock pot), I noticed that my checking account is low.

Simply put, this league needs millions and millions of dollars in seed money. And since it might take a while for the ALCF to become a stable, thriving business, millions and millions of dollars over years and, possibly, decades, will be required.

This seems like a big ask but what better way to spend your money than on something that would make me happy?

While I would be the founder of the ALCF (and introduced at board meetings as either, “Our founder, Scott Adamson,” “ALCF founder, Scott Adamson,” “Sports visionary, Scott Adamson,” or “The father of the ALCF, Scott Adamson,” I would otherwise take a hands-off approach.

I might make suggestions in terms of naming a commissioner (Rachel McAdams is my pick, if you’re asking), but I would leave the final choice to you and your board of directors as long as that choice is Rachel McAdams.

Also, my franchise suggestions are merely that – suggestions. I thought of them while eating a Frosted Cherry Pop-Tart and didn’t do a lot of vetting. Your braintrust will be responsible for finding the right cities for the teams.

For example, instead of placing a franchise in Wichita (which would play in aging Cessna Stadium) you might decide on Fargo, North Dakota, which features the 18,700-seat Fargodome.

I would be fine with that, especially if you bring in Joel and Ethan Coen as principal owners.

Ultimately, it’s not where the teams are located in the United States, but that there are teams in the United States.

Hopefully over time the league would become equal to the CFL and the organizations could develop an official working relationship.

Wouldn’t it be exciting if the CFL champions and ALCF champions battled for the North American Cup each December in the Scott Adamson Bowl?

Yes … yes it would, indeed.

In closing, I ask that you spend some time watching the CFL, learning its rules and nuances, and decide for yourself if this is an investment worth your time. If you open your mind, I’m confident you’ll realize it’s long past time for the American League of Canadian Football.

Sincerely,

Scott Adamson
Founder and Visionary of the ALCF

P.S. I would not require a salary, but am requesting a lump sum payment of $100 million because I like nice things.

Cc: Michael Bloomberg
Andrew Yang
Tom Steyer

Chattanooga FC plays for all the names on the jersey

Back in 1978 when I was playing winger for the Huffman High School soccer team in Birmingham, Alabama, I dreamed of one day going pro and putting on a jersey with my name on it. Like Edson Arantes do Nascimento I wore No. 10, but if I wound up being signed by the New York Cosmos of the North American Soccer League – and they had already retired Pelé’s number – I would’ve understood.

Scott Adamson’s soccer column appears whenever he feels soccerish. Follow him on Twitter @adamsonsl and Instagram @adamsons60

I mean, he had the digits before I did.

If not the Cosmos, the Los Angeles Aztecs might’ve been a nice landing spot (they’d need someone to replace Ft. Lauderdale-bound George Best), or even the Memphis Rogues – a club in a city that would be within reasonable driving distance if my parents decided to come to the Liberty Bowl and watch me play.

Sadly, I ended up turning pro in 1979 (and by “turning pro” I mean I gave up soccer to work part-time unloading 18-wheelers at a tire company) and those dreams faded. A team-issued number became a non-issue.

But my name will, in fact, be on the pitch at Laney College Football Stadium in Oakland tonight when Chattanooga Football Club starts its National Independent Soccer Association spring season. I won’t be wearing the shirt it’s written on, but quality athletes like Raymond Lee and Kyle Carr will.

How is this possible?

Because Chattanooga FC is taking the phrase “Play for the name on the front of the jersey, not on the back” to a whole new level when they make their professional debut against the Oakland Roots. The NISA club will be repping the names on the front of the jersey, back of the jersey, sleeve of the jersey … all over the jersey.

The unique kit is adorned with the monikers of more than 3,000 supporter-owners, a tangible tribute to those of us who invested in the club. And that’s a pretty cool gesture.

Being the association football tycoon that I am, Chattanooga FC isn’t the only professional club I have a stake in. I also own a share of both Celtic FC and Manchester United.

Being a part of “The Bhoys” means that each year I receive the annual accounts and auditors’ report, the strategic report and the directors’ report from Glasgow via email.

Sexy.

My piece of Man U is even more impressive considering every January I get a cashier’s check for nine cents.

Hashtag “Ostentatious.”

Obviously, those are mostly “Hey, look at me!” stocks.

I proudly hang the certificates in my Fan Cave, but it’s with the knowledge that they represent barely a drip in the ocean of association football.

The CFC investment, on the other hand, is important to me, and important to the thousands of other supporters who decided to take a leap of faith. We all have a passion for the Beautiful Game, and we got to plant a seed that helps it grow in a community-first way.

To that end, Chattanooga FC are trailblazers. And even though I live 250 miles away from Finley Stadium – and other investors might live 2,500 miles away – we still get to claim them as “our team” because they are.

So regardless of this evening’s result, I’m proud to be part of the Chattanooga family.

Front of the jersey, back of the jersey … CFC is playing for all the names.

And one of them is mine.

A basketball legend and the ASL

The original North American Soccer League will always hold a special place in my heart.

Scott Adamson’s soccer column appears whenever he feels soccerish. Follow him on Twitter @adamsonsl and Instagram @adamsons60

Despite its overspending, overreach and ultimate self-destruction, it broadened my football world and allowed me to become fully immersed in the Beautiful Game.

But as much as I loved the NASL, I also admired the American Soccer League – as much as I could. It was rare to find anything more than league standings in my local paper, so I usually had to wait on the annual release of the “Complete Handbook of Soccer” to get ASL info.

Although completely overshadowed by the league that featured Pele, George Best and Johan Cruyff, it had been around since 1933. Its longevity was impressive, despite spending much of its existence as a low budget, Northeast-based circuit. (Its headquarters were based in Providence, Rhode Island).

So when former NBA great Bob Cousy was named ASL commissioner on December 19, 1974, I was hopeful. Sure, Cousy was a basketball legend with no ties to association football, but almost everyone knew his name. And the American Soccer League desperately needed some name recognition.

“It’s the first opportunity that has come along that allows me to stay in sports and retain my home in New England,” Cousy, who continued to work as a TV color commentator for basketball and consultant for various companies, told United Press International. “It’s great to be working with people who are dedicated to their work. And lastly, I guess I need fulltime employment.

“It’s a sport I know nothing about but I’m willing to learn.”
When Cousy took the reins of the ASL, it featured the Boston Astros, Connecticut Wildcats, Delaware Wings, New Jersey Brewers and New York Apollo in the East Conference while the Cleveland Cobras, Cincinnati Comets, Indiana Tigers and Rhode Island Oceaneers made up the Midwest Conference.

“I’m no stranger to public relations work,” Cousy said. “I’ve kissed my share of babies, marched in parades and flown helicopters to push pro basketball. The ASL wanted publicity, and that’s why they came to me.”

While the NASL was stocked with international stars (mostly in the twilight of their careers), Cousy advocated a more homegrown approach.

“We’ve got to start thinking of our American colleges as our farm system,” he told UPI in a 1975 interview.

But the ASL also needed to widen its footprint if it wanted to become a legitimate national league. Cousy was tasked with figuring out how to make that happen in a financially responsible way.

“Realistically, no one is making dollars in soccer at this time – the big guys or the little guys,” he said. “For instance, our franchises sell for $35,000. (NASL franchises) go for $350,000. Pele has helped our cause even though he’s with the other league. He’s generated some fringe benefits for us.

“Since Pele’s arrival people have been coming to us and discussing franchises. Before, I was chasing them around.”

In 1975 the ASL was still regional, although the Chicago Cats, Cleveland Cobras and Pittsburgh Miners added three major markets.

But 1976 saw expansion to the West Coast, with the Los Angeles Skyhawks, Oakland Buccaneers, Sacramento Spirits, Tacoma Tides and Utah Golden Spikers (replaced during the season with the Utah Pioneers) joining.

“They (the NASL) look better right now,” Cousy told Associated Press in a May, 1976, interview, “but our approach is more sensible. With our numbers, we can draw 3,000 or 4,000 a game and stay in business and stay in the black. Our grocery store is smaller than their supermarket.”

Indeed it was. But the “Mom and Pop” league struggled against the big box NASL. Franchises came and went, and with rare exceptions attendance was terrible. In 1979 Cousy resigned his post with the ASL, and at least one league official was happy for the change.

“The commissioner doesn’t have to be a soccer man,” Pennsylvania Stoners president and coach Willie Ehrlich told the New York Times. “But once he’s bitten by the bug, he’s got to show it. After five years as commissioner, Cousy still goes around telling people he knows nothing about soccer.”

With or without Cousy, there was no happily ever after for the ASL. It folded in 1983 and while five franchises survived to form the original United Soccer League, that venture played only one full season in 1984. In fact, America’s pro soccer bubble burst completely that year as the NASL also went cleats-up.

Still, the American Soccer League competed over six different decades and is deeply rooted in United States soccer history.

It never really grabbed the spotlight, but give it credit for trying to step out of the shadows.