Clint and Ranger

While puttering down the Industrial Highway in his vintage 2030 Continental Roadster, it suddenly occurred to Clint that he had gotten Ranger, his mutt, exactly eight years ago on this very day. It was June 11, 2058, when he spotted the trembling animal on the side of the road, yet another innocent victim of the AmeriTech War.

The dog was wheezing, it appeared to be suffering from conjunctivitis, and its hair was matted and dirty.

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Clint could relate.

He tended to wheeze and his eyes were constantly itchy, too. Plus, what hair he had left was wiry and unruly, and at 72 his old man aches and pains were, well, extremely achy and quite painful. But the dog needed a home, Clint had one to share, and the two bonded quickly.

Some TLC – and a special ointment courtesy of a  veterinarian friend – took care of the doggo’s eye issues, and a warm bath in an oversized tub (along with slow, careful combing) revealed a relatively healthy, brown coat.

While drying off the furball, Clint came up with the name “Ranger,” mainly because it reminded him of an ice hockey team he cheered for during the bygone era of professional sports. And besides, “Ranger” is just a damn good dog name.

Man and beast became inseparable, and Clint wanted to make sure Ranger was happy. Over the first few years, there was nothing the critter enjoyed more than a furious, flared-nostril run through a grassy field, followed by a half can of wet food. More recently, though, it was a leisurely ride in  a wheeled transport that made him the happiest.

It was especially enjoyable these days because the war was over, the Mammonicans had been driven from power, and Clint no longer had to worry about being stopped by renegade patrols demanding passage tax.

And there was no one to make him present his Animal Ownership License and submit Ranger to a painful distemper shot.

Many of the old houses and office buildings had been destroyed in the decades-long conflict, but the skies were again clear and the countryside greener – and showing signs of new growth. Better yet, while much had changed throughout the years, a dog hanging its head out of the window and smiling into the wind was not one of them.

It was good for the dog’s health and good for the old man’s soul.

But Clint was now 80, and he had no idea how old Ranger was. The dog had turned white around the eyes and mouth, and Clint liked to think he and his best friend were roughly the same age, body-wise.

Clint had noticed over the past year that both his and Ranger’s naps were longer, and each day it seemed more difficult to rise from the comfort of a well-worn bed. He just wasn’t sure how much longer he could take care of his buddy.

Sadly, he realized their time together was coming to a close.

It never seemed fair, ending a friendship with an IV injection. Sometimes it seemed like the right thing to do, and the humane choice. But then moments later he’d find himself throwing a ragged old toy at Ranger, who’d grab it, shake it vigorously, and sometimes even bring it back to Clint in hopes of another throw-and-catch.

Earlier that morning, however, Clint packed the toys away in a wicker storage bin and loaded them into the Continental Roadster.

The ride would be their last together, and as Clint pulled into the parking spot, he leaned over, gave Ranger a big kiss on the head and said, “I love you, buddy.”

He lifted the bin out of the back seat and placed it on the sidewalk next to the car. Moments later, a vehicle pulled up next to him.

“You must be Clint,” said the slightly built woman. “I’m Sarah … you called about Ranger.”

“Oh, yes,” Clint said, forcing a weak smile. “I have all his papers and toys in this box. He’s a good dog … a real good dog.”

Sarah opened the door, put a leash around Ranger’s neck, and gently rubbed his head.

“Hey there, buddy,” she said. “We’re gonna go to your new home now.”

Clint was caught off guard as the woman – now teary-eyed – gave him a hug.

“You gave him a great life,” she said. “And I’ll give him one, too. I want you know that.”

Clint nodded.

“I know you will,” he said. “And he deserves it, because he made my life great, too. Anyway, goodbye Sarah … and take care of my boy.”

Clint gave his dog one last look, and then headed toward the entrance of the Kevorkian/Quill Clinic.

The CFL is back

Week One of the 2025 Canadian Football League season is in the books, and it was quite a ride.

Opening night saw the Saskatchewan Roughriders and Ottawa Redblacks combine for 57 points and 764 yards in Saskatchewan’s 31-26 victory.

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Friday night the Montreal Alouettes thumped the defending Grey Cup champion Toronto Argonauts, 28-10. The Als’ defense starred in this one, forcing three turnovers and registering a scoop-and-score while limiting Toronto to just 276 yards of total offense.

On Saturday Nathan Rourke threw three TD passes to help the BC Lions subdue the Edmonton Elks, 31-14. The winners scored 28 of their points in the second half.

Being a Hamilton Tiger-Cats fan, though, the main event for me was yesterday’s showdown between the Tabbies and Calgary Stampeders. As usual, Hamilton lost, with Stampeder running back Dedrick Mills tallying three scores.

The 38-26 Calgary victory marked the Ti-Cats’ 20th season-opening loss in the last 22 campaigns, and sixth in a row.

That’s … that’s not good.

Regardless, I always look forward to CFL games, but for some reason my excitement level is higher than usual this year. It reminds me of those times as a kid when many of my friends were well into their Little League baseball seasons and I was in my backyard kicking a pale orange Hutch football over a hanging branch I pretended was a crossbar.

An appreciation for baseball didn’t come until years later. But football? I was always ready, even when the temper of the summer sun was at its hottest.

And after a lifetime as a fan, 30 years as a newspaper sports writer and these last few years as a journalistic has-been, I’ve become practically reverent about the Canadian game.

It’s not like I’m left wanting for gridiron action … there was only a couple of months between the end of the last NFL season and the start of the current United Football League campaign. In addition, the European League of Football is in its fifth season and continues to grow.

There’s plenty to like about all three. Elite athletes play in the game’s biggest league; guys keep their big league dreams alive in the UFL; and the ELF showcases homegrown talent.

But they aren’t the CFL, a circuit that revels in its uniqueness.

I found myself defending – and promoting – the league before I was even a teenager.

When games were broadcast stateside starting in 1972, they became a staple of my summer viewing. My dad watched with me, but his enthusiasm was dampened by the three downs to make a first down rule.

“I can’t get used to seeing a team have to punt on third down,” he’d say. “They need four downs.”

I respectfully disagreed. I loved (and love) the urgency of it all. There’s none of this “run the ball to feel out the defense” stuff. In the CFL, there are no downs to waste.

Twelve-on-12 competition, a field that’s 110 yards long and 65 yards wide, 20-yard deep end zones, rouges, all backs allowed in motion toward the line of scrimmage, no fair catches on punts … I embrace it all.

In later years I’d talk to friends and co-workers about the CFL and some would say things like, “It’s fun to watch until ‘real’ football starts.”

I still wince when I hear that, and it prompts me to launch into a sermon about American football using the “three-to-make 10” rule until 1912. That knowledge drop would inevitably lead me to pronounce the north of the border game as “original” tackle football.

I enjoy making that argument.

And not only will I proudly defend the CFL to anyone who wants to argue about it, I’ll advocate for each of the nine teams (even though the Ti-Cats are my favorite). Regardless of which side you cheer for, I fully support your choice.

When it comes to the Canadian Football League, I want every stadium to be packed, every game to be entertaining and every franchise to succeed.

So now it’s on to Week Two. BC and the Winnipeg Blue Bombers start things off on Thursday, Montreal and Ottawa tangle on Friday, and Saturday features Calgary at Toronto and Saskatchewan at Hamilton. It should be another fun three days of football.

There are other leagues out there – and good ones – but there’s nothing quite like the Canadian Football League.

From the ALL to the PLL

The first weekend of Premiere Lacrosse League action is in the books, with four games played over two days in Albany, New York.

In case you’re wondering, the New York Atlas started things off with a 10-8 victory over the Carolina Chaos on Friday, followed by the California Redwoods outscoring the Denver Outlaws in the nightcap, 15-12.

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On Saturday, the two-time defending PLL champion Utah Archers edged the Maryland Whipsnakes, 8-7, in a rematch of last year’s title game, and the Boston Cannons closed out weekend competition by defeating the Atlas, 16-12.

My fascination with field lacrosse goes back several years, but it often seemed like I was following a game that was destined to remain in a fixed niche. Now, however, it truly seems like it’s found solid footing with the PLL.

The circuit is in its seventh season, having grown from a touring series featuring clubs without city attachments to one that remains a traveling show but now reps markets. The next phase of its evolution will likely see it move to a traditional home and away schedule for each of its teams.

Some of the best lacrosse players in the world have a home in the PLL, and it has become one of my favorite sports to watch. (In the interest of full disclosure, I’ve thrown my emotional support behind the Chaos – mainly because I love Charlotte).

Yet, as successful as this venture has become, an early attempt at pro lacrosse in North America proved to be a spectacular failure.

The American Lacrosse League was founded in 1988 and if this is the first you’ve heard of it, you aren’t alone. Blink and you missed it.

The brainchild of two former All-American lacrosse players-turned businessmen, Terry Wallace and Bruce Meierdiercks, the ALL had an April 24, 1988, start. The season lineup featured the Baltimore Tribe, Boston Militia, Denver Rifles, Long Island Sachems, New Jersey Arrows and Syracuse Spirit.

Teams had 23-player rosters, including 14 with two-year, $10,000 contracts and nine playing for $4,000 over one season.

And like today’s PLL, the rosters were loaded. In fact, lineups included several future United States Lacrosse Hall of Fame inductees culled from elite college programs such as Syracuse, Johns Hopkins and UMass.

The Baltimore Sun reported in its April 24, 1988, edition that 80 percent of the league’s 138 players were All-Americans in college.

Tribe player Brooks Sweet – a future Hall of Famer – predicted that every clash would be a battle of elites.

“Every game is going to be like Johns Hopkins against Johns Hopkins,” Sweet, an attackman, said. “I was skeptical at first, but when I saw the caliber of players in the league, I was impressed.”

Rules were designed to make for a fast-paced, offensive game. Teams were limited to three longsticks (typically used by defenders and a midfielder) – five were allowed in the college game at the time. There was also a 25-second clearing clock, “on-the-fly” substitutions, and if an offensive player was fouled a flag was thrown but the penalty not assessed until the play’s completion.

Days before the opener, Arrows general manager John Pappas expressed both “hope and uncertainty” when talking to a reporter from Newsday. He pointed to a team jersey and said, “Could be a collector’s item someday. The question is, will it be hanging in the hall of fame or someone’s closet?”

Unfortunately, it was the latter.

Just over a month after opening day, the league was dead –   having played just 13 games.

The Denver franchise went belly up on May 18 and the rest of the league followed suit on May 28. Like many sports upstarts, it fell victim to lack of money – and lack of attendance.

“We got to know players we had read about and were able to play with them,” Arrows player Tom Grimaldi told the Montclair Times for a June 9, 1988, article. “Everyone was in the same boat. It’s disappointing that the league did not last.”

Added teammate John Shaw, “The level of competition was the best I’ve ever seen.”

The next outdoor pro league to come along was Major League Lacrosse, which began play in 2001 and lasted until 2020. That year it merged with PLL, which is now the gold standard for the play-for-pay game.

Thirty-seven years after the ill-fated ALL, professional field lacrosse is finally in a good place. The Women’s Lacrosse League debuted this year with four teams (the Boston Guard, California Palms, Maryland Charm and New York Charging), and attendance and TV audiences continue to rise.

Of course, it has a long way to go to catch up with the National Lacrosse League, a box lacrosse circuit whose roots go back to 1986. The NLL trails only the NBA and NHL in attendance among pro indoor sports worldwide.

But that’s a story for another time …