Death of the Yellowhammer

Neighbors were already gathering on the sidewalk as the two homicide detectives – Danny Spiro and Maisie Petra – arrived at the split-level ranch-style house on Summerville Avenue.

The pair had only worked together a short time, and Petra, a sinewy former college decathlete, provided quite the contrast to Spiro with his five o’clock shadow and beer gut.

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Officer Ben Clampett had been called to do a wellness check on the occupant, Charlie Chandler, after neighbors reported that they hadn’t seen him in the past three days and he didn’t answer his cellphone or door.

Clampett found an unlocked window near the back of the house and crawled through, where he spotted Chandler slumped over in his chair.

He was dead, and had apparently been dead for several hours.

“What do we have here, Ben?” asked Spiro, as he and Petra approached. “Hey, Danny. And Officer Petra, is it? Welcome to the precinct. Yeah, it might be nothing, but I’m not sure Mr. Chandler’s death is just a case of an old man dying of old age. Come inside.”

The trio approached the body as it lay in the hallway. There was no sign of blood or bruises, or anything to indicate a struggle, for that matter. But clutched in Chandler’s right hand was a crumpled piece of notebook paper.

There was a crude drawing of what appeared to be a blueprint of some sort and below that the words, “Havoc Club at large. Activate Violet Femme.”

“I saw that,” Clampett said, “and it just seemed, I dunno … ominous.”

Spiro looked at the corpse and then glanced at Petra, who seemed visibly shaken.

“You OK, partner?”

“Yeah … just never easy to find someone like this.”

Spiro was familiar with Chandler, and assumed since Petra had just transferred in from out of state, she probably wasn’t.

“Charlie was no stranger to the precinct,” he explained. “In fact, he was pretty much a regular. He was quite a character. He was always dressed in yellow and black and claimed to be a crimefighter named Yellowhammer – although he made us promise not to reveal his identity to anyone. Otherwise, the Havoc Club might find him.”

“That’s why I called you guys,” Clampett said. “I know he had an active imagination and all that, but the fact that he had that note makes me wonder if something might have happened to him.”

Petra put on rubber gloves and carefully examined the note.

“So, why did he say he was – what did you call it – the Yellowhammer?”

“Yellowhammer, yeah,” Spiro said. “He started coming to us years ago, saying he had intel about criminal activity and could help us stop it. And the weird thing is, sometimes he did. I mean, he got a lot of information off the police scanner and I guess did some amateur detecting on his own, but he had some really good tips a lot of the time. Not sure how he knew as much as he did. We even looked into him as a suspect from time to time, but he was always clean. Anyway, he said he was Yellowhammer, who was kinda like a dispatcher for people he called ‘better superheroes.’ He liked to say he saved the big stuff for the big guns, but wanted to help us out, too.”

“What do we know about Havoc Club and Violet Femme?”

Spiro chuckled.

“Havoc Club? We don’t know anything about ‘em because they don’t exist,” he said. “They might as well be the League of Shadows or the Sinister Six. And Violet Femme? Maybe he was just a fan of folk punk and didn’t know how to spell Violent Femmes. Look, I don’t mean to joke at a time like this. Charlie was a good guy and whatever happened is worth looking into, for sure. But I don’t think we need to follow comic book leads. Let’s just examine the body and go from there.”

“Still,” Petra asked. “Is it OK if I go over this note a little closer? You know, check for fingerprints, try and see if this blueprint means anything, stuff like that?”

“Knock yourself out, partner,” Spiro said. “Tell you what, we’ll get this place dusted and I’ll wait on the medical examiner, so you can knock off for the night. I know it’s been a tough day. Let’s regroup and get back at it first thing in the morning. I’ll ride back with Ben … you can take the car.”

“Nah,” she said. “I need to walk and clear my head. Besides, it’s just a few blocks from the subway. See you tomorrow, Danny. And thanks.”

Petra swiftly walked away from the crime scene and turned right at the end of the street. Finding Yellowhammer dead was shocking, to say the least, but she had no choice but to keep her grief in check.

She reached into her pocket, pulled out a small, black, cylindrical device, and punched the red button in the center.

“Yellowhammer is gone, I just confirmed it,” she said. “He was murdered, and it’s got Havoc Club’s fingerprints all over it. He did leave us a blueprint, though. Sending a picture of it now … get it to Clue Monger and have him figure out if this is their base. If it is, I need to suit up and get there as soon as possible. “Violet Femme signing off … I’ll report back when I know more.”

Pelé conquers America

Sports fans – especially those my age – often look back fondly at defining moments of our fandom.

I can still remember Joe Namath wagging his right index finger after the New York Jets upset the Baltimore Colts in Super Bowl III, 16-7, on January 12, 1969.

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Nearly 11 months later, on December 6, 1969, I watched Texas rally to beat Arkansas, 15-14, in what was dubbed the “Game of the Century.” It was the first time I recall watching an entire college football game on TV.

And on September 19, 1970, my dad, brother and I were among 53,958 people who were in the stands when Alabama walloped Virginia Tech, 51-18, at Legion Field. I had never witnessed a live football game before that sweltering night in Birmingham.

Yet, while tackle football memories occupy much of my brain, 50 years ago today association football made an indelible mark. That’s when Pelé – born Edson Arantes do Nascimento – made his debut with the New York Cosmos.

Now, before I get to that, it’s important to note that soccer had actually entered my radar five years earlier. After getting bored watching the Dallas Cowboys-Detroit Lions playoff game on December 26, 1970 (Dallas won a snoozer, 5-0), I changed channels to ABC’s Wide World of Sports.

The program was showcasing the 1970 World Cup Final between Brazil and Italy. Led by Pelé, Brazil won in dominating fashion, 4-1.

I was mesmerized by the spectacle. Aside from the movement and the motion of the game itself – and  a magnificent performance by Pelé, who opened scoring in the 18th minute  – the size of the crowd at Estadio Azteca in Mexico City (107,412) and the sounds were fascinating. It wasn’t long after that when I started reading everything I could about “The Beautiful Game.”

Other than occasional blips in the newspaper, however, soccer news was hard to come by for a kid in Alabama. And a match on TV? It was easier to spot a unicorn.

Pelé changed all that.

On June 15, 1975 – at 2:30 p.m., Central Standard Time – the Dallas Tornado squared off with the Cosmos at Downing Stadium in New York. It was broadcast as a “CBS Sports Special,” and I had been looking forward to it all week.

The New York Times reported on June 11 that Pelé had finalized a three-year, $4.7 million contract with Warner Communications, owners of the Cosmos franchise, on June 10. It was a personal services pact, and it made the 34-year-old the highest paid athlete in the world. He already had three World Cup crowns on his resume and tallied 1,091 goals while leading Santos to a staggering 21 Brazilian championships.

“You can say now to the world that soccer has finally arrived in the United States,” Pelé said after making the deal official at New York City’s 21 Club.

The North American Soccer League had been around since 1968, but not until Pelé signed with the Cosmos did it start to take off.

Although the match with the Tornado was merely a midseason friendly, that was just a minor detail to me. A player hailed by many as the greatest of all-time was suited up for a club repping the Big Apple, and the NASL had its grand ambassador.

Just seeing him play was a big deal – it didn’t matter to me how well he performed. It had been eight months since he’d been in a competitive match, and there was bound to be some rust.

And maybe there was, but he knocked it off long enough to score the game’s final goal – a beautiful header – in the Cosmos’ 2-2 draw played before an overflow crowd of 21,278.

It officially turned me into a Cosmos supporter, but more importantly, it laid the groundwork for soccer becoming my favorite sport. (A side note … it was also the first time I had seen Dallas’ standout Kyle Rote Jr. play. It was rare then for a U.S.-born athlete to excel at the game, so I became a big fan of his, too).

Anyway, I anxiously awaited the game’s account in Monday’s Birmingham News. While it didn’t make the front page of the sports section, the Associated Press story led page 2 – and even had a picture of Pelé.

“I had only planned to play 45 minutes,” Pelé said. “But I felt so good I decided to play the whole game.”

It was later revealed that 10 million people tuned in to the live broadcast, which was a record American TV audience for soccer.

“When we play a few more games together, we’ll get better,” Pelé told a United Press International reporter. “We did not make the ball do the work for us today. Most of the young players tried to pass to me too much, instead of going through and having a shot on goal.

“The standard of play is quite high and there is a lot of potential in this league.”

In three years with the Cosmos, Pelé scored 37 goals and registered 30 assists, helping New York’s NASL team become a box office juggernaut. During that time my room was adorned with his and Rote’s poster (courtesy of Sports Illustrated), and I became a subscriber to both Soccer America and later, Soccer Digest.

Of course, the NASL is no more, and the Cosmos franchise sits in limbo. But 50 years ago, one player, one club and one league had my undivided attention.

I’ll never forget it.

Clint and Ranger

While puttering down the Industrial Highway in his vintage 2030 Continental Roadster, it suddenly occurred to Clint that he had gotten Ranger, his mutt, exactly eight years ago on this very day. It was June 11, 2058, when he spotted the trembling animal on the side of the road, yet another innocent victim of the AmeriTech War.

The dog was wheezing, it appeared to be suffering from conjunctivitis, and its hair was matted and dirty.

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Clint could relate.

He tended to wheeze and his eyes were constantly itchy, too. Plus, what hair he had left was wiry and unruly, and at 72 his old man aches and pains were, well, extremely achy and quite painful. But the dog needed a home, Clint had one to share, and the two bonded quickly.

Some TLC – and a special ointment courtesy of a  veterinarian friend – took care of the doggo’s eye issues, and a warm bath in an oversized tub (along with slow, careful combing) revealed a relatively healthy, brown coat.

While drying off the furball, Clint came up with the name “Ranger,” mainly because it reminded him of an ice hockey team he cheered for during the bygone era of professional sports. And besides, “Ranger” is just a damn good dog name.

Man and beast became inseparable, and Clint wanted to make sure Ranger was happy. Over the first few years, there was nothing the critter enjoyed more than a furious, flared-nostril run through a grassy field, followed by a half can of wet food. More recently, though, it was a leisurely ride in  a wheeled transport that made him the happiest.

It was especially enjoyable these days because the war was over, the Mammonicans had been driven from power, and Clint no longer had to worry about being stopped by renegade patrols demanding passage tax.

And there was no one to make him present his Animal Ownership License and submit Ranger to a painful distemper shot.

Many of the old houses and office buildings had been destroyed in the decades-long conflict, but the skies were again clear and the countryside greener – and showing signs of new growth. Better yet, while much had changed throughout the years, a dog hanging its head out of the window and smiling into the wind was not one of them.

It was good for the dog’s health and good for the old man’s soul.

But Clint was now 80, and he had no idea how old Ranger was. The dog had turned white around the eyes and mouth, and Clint liked to think he and his best friend were roughly the same age, body-wise.

Clint had noticed over the past year that both his and Ranger’s naps were longer, and each day it seemed more difficult to rise from the comfort of a well-worn bed. He just wasn’t sure how much longer he could take care of his buddy.

Sadly, he realized their time together was coming to a close.

It never seemed fair, ending a friendship with an IV injection. Sometimes it seemed like the right thing to do, and the humane choice. But then moments later he’d find himself throwing a ragged old toy at Ranger, who’d grab it, shake it vigorously, and sometimes even bring it back to Clint in hopes of another throw-and-catch.

Earlier that morning, however, Clint packed the toys away in a wicker storage bin and loaded them into the Continental Roadster.

The ride would be their last together, and as Clint pulled into the parking spot, he leaned over, gave Ranger a big kiss on the head and said, “I love you, buddy.”

He lifted the bin out of the back seat and placed it on the sidewalk next to the car. Moments later, a vehicle pulled up next to him.

“You must be Clint,” said the slightly built woman. “I’m Sarah … you called about Ranger.”

“Oh, yes,” Clint said, forcing a weak smile. “I have all his papers and toys in this box. He’s a good dog … a real good dog.”

Sarah opened the door, put a leash around Ranger’s neck, and gently rubbed his head.

“Hey there, buddy,” she said. “We’re gonna go to your new home now.”

Clint was caught off guard as the woman – now teary-eyed – gave him a hug.

“You gave him a great life,” she said. “And I’ll give him one, too. I want you know that.”

Clint nodded.

“I know you will,” he said. “And he deserves it, because he made my life great, too. Anyway, goodbye Sarah … and take care of my boy.”

Clint gave his dog one last look, and then headed toward the entrance of the Kevorkian/Quill Clinic.