Here we go again

Alternative football in Birmingham has been my kink since 1974, which is why I wrote The Home Team: My Bromance With Off-Brand Football.

But that book was about professional football teams in the Magic City. I never expected I might have to add a chapter about an entire league that set up shop in my hometown.

Scott Adamson writes stuff. Follow him on Twitter @adamsonsl

Sparkling new 47,100-seat Protective Stadium officially opened for business on October 2, 2021, and a new business calling itself the United States Football League has reportedly decided to rent it out for the spring of 2022 (official news is coming – maybe today, this week, next week … at some point). The USFL will go with a bubble model next April, with all 43 games taking place in the ‘Ham – kinda like a startup business fair. Theoretically, this could be terrific for the local hospitality industry, with players, coaches, league personnel and broadcast partners (FOX Sports owns the league under the umbrella of the National Spring Football League) filling hotels and restaurants and shining a national spotlight on Birmingham.

Even venerable Legion Field would get a piece of the pie, since it would also host some of the overflow USFL games. With eight teams playing each week of a 10-week regular season – plus playoffs – “The Old Gray Lady” would be called into service to supplement the new kid on the Uptown block.

All that’s great, but getting my hopes up about viable professional football here has always led to heartbreak. It’s like having a field mouse as a pet – you love it, but it’s best not to get too attached because it’ll probably only be around for a year or so. Plus, Birmingham and Jefferson County have each agreed to pony up $500,000 toward the reported three and a half million bucks it’ll cost to host in 2022, and that’s a lot of money to commit to something with such a poor track record. Noted sports fan Bill Shakespeare once wrote, “What’s past is prologue,” and Birmingham’s pro gridiron past has resulted in a lot of tombstones.

“But Scott,” you say, “FOX is putting millions of dollars behind the effort so it’s a no-lose situation,” to which I answer, “FOX also put millions of dollars behind the excellent science fiction series Almost Human but canceled it after one season because it cost too much money to make.”

All that aside, what do we really know about the 2022 USFL?

Will the pay scale be similar to that of the Alliance of American Football or the most recent XFL ($50,000-$75,000 annually)? Will athletes earn much more? Much less?

What will be the format of the draft?

Will USFL coaches be older “big names” looking for a last hurrah, up-and-comers, or a mixed bag?

Are franchises ultimately to be purchased by ownership groups, or will the league work as a single entity corporation?

And how about rules? Will the league go for outside the box innovations or copy the NFL?

I have many, many questions.

Also, the league coming to my city is calling itself the USFL, but I know deep down that it’s not the USFL. Silly? Yeah, I suppose. Whoever buys the trademarks, logos and naming rights can call it whatever they like. And I’m sure a lot of people will initially pay attention to the league because of the throwback angle, and that’s smart marketing.

However – and speaking only for myself – I’m extremely protective of the original USFL. It gave me and millions of other fans major professional football from 1983-85. It signed top National Football League and college players, started a good, old-fashioned bidding war, and ultimately produced a handful of franchises (the Philadelphia/Baltimore Stars chief among them) that could’ve been competitive in the NFL.

The new USFL will do none of those things. That’s not a criticism, it’s just a fact.

Since it’s owned by FOX and FOX is a major broadcast partner of the NFL, the network would never do anything to anger the big league. In fact, I imagine many broadcasts will feature commentators saying things like, “He really wants back in the NFL and a good showing against the Stallions could put him on the league’s radar,” and “He was just a step away from earning an NFL roster spot last September and a strong performance with the Stars might get him another shot.”

All that is absolutely fine. I have no expectation that this league will or should be in competition with the NFL, and if it can ultimately work out some sort of working agreement with it, that would be fantastic.

However, saying the USFL is “back” implies this new venture is a continuation of the old one, and it’s nothing of the sort – it’s just not. That’s why teams called the Stallions or Stars or Breakers are off-putting to me. I mean, there were bands I loved in the 1980s, but if I saw them tour now – with none of their original members – it just wouldn’t be the same (I’m looking at you, Quiet Riot).

Now before I go any further, I have a confession to make; I’m a hypocrite when it comes to sports reboots and restarts.

It didn’t bother me in the least that the second iteration of Birmingham’s baseball Barons had nothing to do with the original Barons.

And I followed the New York Cosmos of the original North American Soccer League, then followed the New York Cosmos in the Division II North American Soccer League, and continued to follow the New York Cosmos in the National Premier Soccer League and National Independent Soccer Association. I still follow them now, even though they may or may not even exist. None of that rebranding, remaking or retreading concerned me at all so if you want to call out my sanctimony, I offer no defense.

The USFL is different to me, though. Its particular place in my sports fandom is unique and I want to remember it as it was, not for what someone else is pretending it is.

But, my opinion carries no weight and FOX owns the league, so that pretty much ends my desire that this USFL be an acronym for Unrelated Spring Football League.

I’m acutely aware I sound like Dougie Downer or Negative Ned or Antagonistic Andy or Gloomy Gus or Pessimistic Pete or Despondent Dudley, and that’s not my intent. If it can provide jobs and opportunities, I want it to be a rousing success. Any time an alternative football league comes along, I have a moral obligation to give it a chance. And anything that’s good for Birmingham has my full support.

So support it I will; the first weekend of games, you can count me in. And if the quality of football is good, Birmingham officially gets a franchise, and it keeps me entertained, I’ll keep coming back for more and cheerfully admit I misjudged it.

Just don’t expect me to buy Stallions T-shirts and caps.

I stocked up on those back in 1983.

Experimentation pays off in G League

Author Alyson Noel wrote, “Rules should always be bent, if not broken. It’s the only way to have any fun.”

I’m not sure where she stands on basketball, but bending the rules has certainly made the NBA G League fun.

Scott Adamson writes stuff. Follow him on Twitter @adamsonsl

The professional men’s circuit already has a lot going for it, thanks to high-caliber athletes who are just a step away from the big league. But to me one of its biggest entertainment draws comes from rule innovations.

The G League is, indeed, a feeder system for the NBA, but there’s also no better place to find out what hits and what misses when it comes to laws of the game.

Some, such as the coach’s challenge and 14-second shot clock reset after offensive rebounds, were tested in the G League and ultimately adopted by the NBA. Others are still being reviewed by the parent organization, and at least two I hope are ultimately adopted.

One – which fans of the Birmingham Squadron witnessed in the team’s second game – is overtime. While the NBA plays a minimum of five minutes of free basketball if a game is tied at the end of regulation, G League O.T. is only two minutes long.

That’s perfect. There’s a sense of urgency right out of the gate, but both teams have plenty of possession opportunities, so it’s not like some sort of wild scramble.

Birmingham forward Malcolm Hill, who has tallied 29 points in the Squadron’s 2-0 start to the 2021-22 season, weighed in on G league rules when I caught up with him after Tuesday’s practice.

“That was a pretty fast overtime,” said Hill, whose 19 points helped Birmingham rally to a 97-94 O.T. victory at Greensboro on Saturday night. “I’m not gonna lie to you, it was kinda quick. You don’t really have a chance to do much of anything but get it up and down the floor. I wouldn’t say I like or dislike it, it’s just different.”

My favorite tweak is the unique change to free throws. For the third consecutive season the G League has the One Free Throw Rule, which means one freebie is taken in all free throw situations during the first 46 minutes of a game (traditional foul shot rules apply over the final two minutes of the fourth quarter). The best part, though, is it’s worth the value of whatever the total number of three throws would be in an NBA game. So, if a guy is fouled while attempting a 3-pointer – and he hits his free throw – it’s worth three points.

I love it.

Not only does it speed up the game, but it makes the fouling team (potentially) pay a bigger price for their infraction.

“It puts an interesting dynamic into the game as far as catching a flow and catching a rhythm,” Hill said. “With free throws, the more you see go in, the more confidence you get. You get just that one and – I wouldn’t call it pressure – but you know the shot’s worth more.”

There have been changes to how the officials call fouls as well.

During a transition take foul (when a defender commits a foul without making a play on the ball; fouls an offensive player who has the ball or has just passed it away; or fouls during a transition scoring opportunity) the fouled team can pick any player on the floor to shoot one free throw and keep the ball at the “point of interruption.”

And the away-from-the-play foul is defined as “any illegal contact by the defense which occurs either deliberately away from the immediate area of offensive action, prior to the ball being released on a throw-in, or both.” When this happens personal and team fouls are assessed, and one foul shot can be taken by any player in the game at the time of the foul. This is designed to cut down on “Hack-a-Shaq” fouls.

“At the end of the day from a basketball standpoint, any new rule change is gonna be strange, like changing the two free throws to one free throw,” Squadron coach Ryan Pannone said. “But the reality is, we have a job because of fans, so whatever makes the fan experience better, if the game is shorter by five minutes, then I’m all for it. If there was no fan interest in the game, I wouldn’t be here.

“We have 30 second timeouts so in a game-winning situation we have 30 seconds to draw up a play or make an adjustment and those are things I’m not overly fond of, but also any rule changes are a challenge to coaches, so I have to be more efficient.”

There are many other changes that are less noticeable, but all are worth trying and demonstrate a real desire to make a great game even better. And if there’s one particular new – and dramatic – change I’d like to see, it’d be the “Elam Ending.”

It’s already used in the NBA All-Star Game and The Basketball Tournament (TBT).

In the TBT, the game clock is turned off after the first dead ball with under four minutes to play in the fourth quarter. Then eight points are added to the leading team’s tally to create a target score which, once hit, ends the game.

In last year’s NBA All-Star Game the target score was 24 points more than the leading team’s score, with that number decided upon to honor the late Kobe Bryant.

Perhaps the G League could adopt the TBT format, NBA All-Star style or something else entirely, but closing out every contest with an Elam Ending would be fantastic.

Hill, however, isn’t as enthused about the idea as I am.

“I’d rather keep the finish as it is just because if it’s not broke, why fix it?” he said. “It’s fun for sure, depending on who you’re asking. Definitely for fans and a lot of players, but there are players like me who like to stick to the traditional things as far as the game clock. But it’s different and interesting.”

Elam Ending or not, I have no complaints. I started following the G League when it debuted on ESPN+ on November 6, 2018, and follow it even more closely now that Birmingham has a team.

It would be great sports entertainment even without one-shot free throws and two minute overtimes. But bending those rules certainly adds an extra element of fun.

The Squadron returns to action Friday and Saturday against the Texas Legends in Frisco, Texas, at 7:30 p.m. each night. The games can be seen on NBAGleague.com and My68, with 94.9 FM and AM 900 providing radio coverage.

Pannone leads the charge

I don’t pretend to know Birmingham Squadron head coach Ryan Pannone. Our interactions consist of a handshake and a couple of questions asked during a group interview session.

But this I do know; he makes a good first impression.

Scott Adamson writes stuff. Follow him on Twitter @adamsonsl

The man who’ll lead the New Orleans Pelicans’ G League affiliate into the 2021-22 regular season tonight against the Greensboro Swarm (WABM My68 TV; 94.9 FM/900 AM radio) was affable during his Media Day news conference on Monday, but also honest about his mission. He’s glad to be here and expects his players to be glad as well – even though ultimately they all want to go somewhere else.

“Our first meeting we talked about no complaining, no excuses,” Pannone said. “It’s not, ‘Oh, I have to practice in this gym,’ it’s ‘No, you get to practice in this gym because there’s a lot of players that, if we cut you today, would take the job. It’s the same thing with me as a coach. I could complain about a lot of things, but when I got this job, I wasn’t the most qualified person for the job. There were coaches with better resumes, better experience that coached in the NBA, played in the NBA, scouted in the NBA, that won a G League title that wanted my job, and for our players and our staff, they have to understand we can all be replaced.”

Pannone might not be a household name, but he’s packed plenty of experience into his 36 years.

As a high school coach at Oldsmar Christian School in Florida, he led the boys’ team to a 131-42 record. After that, he experienced Alabama-style basketball for the first time in 2012 as an assistant coach at Wallace State Community College.

Since then he’s been head coach of BC Prievidza of Slovakia and had assistant coaching stints in Israel, Angola Germany, China and South Korea.

This season is his third as a G-League head coach. The Squadron was the Erie BayHawks before moving to Birmingham, and in two seasons there, Pannone compiled a 24-34 record. (He was a BayHawks assistant coach in 2014-15 and Pelicans Summer League assistant in 2019-20)

Coaching up his players is Job One, of course, but he also understands this team and this league can be culture shock for big-time players who dreamed of going directly to the NBA – or have already been there.

“For most of these guys, everything’s worse,” Pannone explained. “If you’re coming from a Division I school, how we travel is worse, what we eat is worse, facilities are worse, our gear is worse. For John Petty Jr. (former All-SEC performer at Alabama) this is a big step back. But being in the G League is about guys that love to hoop. If you’re focused on that, these other things don’t matter. What you have to be prepared for is flights will be canceled, and you might be stuck on a bus in a snowstorm, food isn’t gonna be delivered. If it rains and there’s water on the court, you’ve got to switch gyms.

“That’s the G league … you have to be easygoing and be able to go with the flow.”

You also have to be able to appreciate the opportunity in front of you.

“I’m super fortunate,” he said. “I get to coach a game and the players get to play a game for a living where there’s people out there, nurses, police officers and firemen, that are dealing with everything that’s going on with the pandemic, the people who currently have Covid and have lost people to Covid … any time you get to coach basketball, especially in the current state of the world, it’s super exciting.”

Although the team has been together for just a short time, the players have already warmed to Pannone’s style. And to a man, they praise his ability to see them as a person before seeing the athlete.

“He’s a players’ coach,” said guard Joe Young, who has NBA experience with the Indiana Pacers. “He’s more focused on how we’re doing. That’s his first question every morning is, ‘How are ya’ll doing … how can I help you?’ Players dream of having a coach that really cares about them and wants his players to be great. He’s a high character guy who loves the game, and that’s who you want as a coach. I’ve learned a lot from him already.”

As a fan of a minor league team you understand that the top players are on a short-term loan, and the team you see at the start of the season might look very different from the one playing at the end. The guys who make the most of their chance with the Squadron can earn a roster spot with New Orleans and when they do, you wish them well.

Obviously this league is a proving ground for Pannone, too, and success in the Magic City could lead to bigger and better things.

And I hope that’s the case. Until then, he seems like the right person to have at the helm of Birmingham’s new professional basketball team. Perhaps his good first impression will be a lasting one.