Family ties

The rooftop of a 26-story building in the middle of the city center seemed as good a place as any for Maynard Summers to take a trip down memory lane. Standing on the edge of that rooftop – his dark, slim figure illuminated by a harvest moon – provided a dramatic flair to the nostalgia.

His father died of a heart attack when Maynard was in his mid-30s. It was the end of a buddy relationship he didn’t realize was so close until his dad was no longer there. As the years went by, the bittersweet memories had morphed into emptiness.

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His mother passed away just two years after his dad, killed in a freak accident that involved being impaled by a garden gnome.

Maynard was often racked with guilt because, while he missed his mom, dying at the hands of an ornamental creature with a pointy hat was still kinda funny.

He had to stifle giggles at her funeral and even when he thought about it years later, he found himself trying not to laugh.

Maynard had one older brother who lived in Houston, but the two didn’t talk and hadn’t spoken in years.

Rodney Summers had become a mover and shaker in the aerospace industry and didn’t have time for his “common” relatives. He was too busy making the millions of dollars needed for the surgeries required to make him look like a younger, plastic version of himself.

And Maynard had no idea where his sister, Jada, was or what she did these days.

The last time he saw her she had moved in with a biker who insisted on being called “Road Warrior”; they were going to tour the country in hopes of catching all the Deathly Gratitude shows.

Deathly Gratitude was a Grateful Dead tribute band, and little sis wasn’t so much a Deadhead as she was a person who merely liked the concept of being one.

Maynard didn’t often look back at what was, but when he did, he’d think fondly of the days when his family would load up in their gray Ford Country Squire and go on vacation.

There was that time they went to Wrightsville Beach, North Carolina. The Johnnie Mercers Fishing Pier was still a big deal, and he remembered Jada recoiling when his dad baited her hook with a live earthworm that squirmed wildly – especially after being impaled.

He and Rodney got a big laugh out of her horror.

Then there was the trip to New Jersey that turned into a day spent with Lucy the Elephant, a celebrated roadside attraction. The building shaped like a pachyderm might not have been one of the eight wonders of the world, but it provided a world of wonder for three kids who posed in front of it while mom took a picture with her brand new Polaroid Instamatic.

All that seemed like a lifetime ago.

The family vacations ended, the siblings ultimately went their separate ways, and that was that.

Maynard occasionally entertained the notion of reconnecting with Rodney and Jada. Doing so would be easy enough.

Rodney’s company had a website, and his picture was splashed all over it. All the contact information was readily available and Maynard could be there in no time.

And Deathly Gratitude was always lining up gigs at bars and carnivals, mostly in the Midwest. A quick internet search would reveal their next stop, which meant Jada and Road Warrior would most likely be stopped there, too.

Maynard, Raymond and Jada – together again.

But really, what was the point? They were all so different, and other than playing the greatest hits – those familiar yet always changing tales of growing up in the Summers household – there wouldn’t be anything of substance to talk about.

Jada cared nothing about business, and Rodney certainly had no interest in being regaled with how many times she’s heard Truckin’.

As for Maynard, they always thought he was different.

They didn’t know the half of it.

If they saw him now, they’d be absolutely shocked by his appearance. He hadn’t aged at all since being turned by a French Quarter vampire during a 1987 trip to New Orleans, and now all his days were nights.

But that was his life now – one gained by death, oddly enough. Yet even though he could conceivably live forever, he refused to take anything for granted.

He had his own tribe now – well, nest – and while vampire interests varied, they never varied too much.

For that, he was grateful.

So, maybe it was best to keep the past buried. Besides, on this night, the air was crisp, his urge was strong, and the moon was beautiful … especially from his rooftop vantage point.

He decided he’d soak it all in a bit longer before flying off to feed.

Changes come to UFL

When the United Football League kicks off next spring – and I think at this point we can safely say “when” and not “if” – it’ll mark five consecutive years of stable minor league spring football.

From a historical perspective, that’s a significant achievement.

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Beginning with the new United States Football League in 2022, the third version of the XFL in 2023, and the union of the two that created the UFL in 2024, many players who might otherwise be out of play-for-pay football have another option.

And when they return to the circuit in 2026, some will be playing for new teams in new stadiums.

The UFL announced major changes this morning, with the Columbus Aviators, Louisville Kings and Orlando Storm replacing the Memphis Showboats, Michigan Panthers and San Antonio Brahmas.

The Birmingham Stallions, DC Defenders and St. Louis Battlehawks return unchanged, but the Arlington Renegades are now the Dallas Renegades and the Houston Roughnecks will be the Houston Gamblers.

The Renegades return to their XFL city branding, while Houston will claim the iconic Gamblers identity (with tweaked logo and colors) from both the original and rebooted USFL.

“Today marks an important step forward for the United Football League,” Mike Repole, co-owner of the United Football League, said in a league-issued statement. “Columbus, Louisville, and Orlando are true football cities with deep sports roots. We’re proud to bring professional football to these communities – in energetic, fan-driven stadiums built to create an authentic gameday experience and strengthen the foundation of this league for years to come.

“We’re heading into this season with new teams, new markets, new venues, and a renewed energy that reflects the momentum building around this league.”

While TV ratings have been good enough to convince ESPN and FOX to keep it on the air, the UFL has been a more difficult sell when it comes to getting people to show up for games.

And frankly, with every contest televised, there’s not as much motivation for John Q. and Joan Q. Public to brave unpredictable spring weather and summer heat. (If a game has an afternoon start and it’s 95 degrees, your ol’ Uncle Scott is gonna choose the couch potato option 10 times out of 10).

So, instead of agonizing over the size of the in-house fan base, officials have opted to shrink the venue size.

Gone are the Showboats (50,000-seat Simmons Bank Liberty Stadium), Panthers (65,000-seat Ford Field) and Brahmas (64,000-seat Alamodome).

Their replacements will ply their trade in stadiums better suited for Triple A football crowds. Columbus will play at Historic Crew Stadium (20,000); Louisville will call  Lynn Family Stadium (15,000) home; and Orlando will serve as host at Inter&Co Stadium (25,500).

Columbus’ most recent foray into “major” minor league football was the Ohio Glory, which was part of the World League of American Football in 1992.

Louisville rarely comes to mind when talking about pro football history, but it should; the Kentucky city had an NFL team from 1921-23 (the Louisville Brecks) and one in 1926 (the Louisville Colonels).

The Orlando Guardians averaged 12,011 fans during their 2023 XFL season, but weren’t part of the XFL/USFL merger. And in 2019, the city hosted a team in the ill-fated Alliance of American Football.

The Orlando Apollos, coached by Steve Spurrier, had the AAF’s best record (7-1) when the league folded and was second in attendance behind San Antonio with 19,648 fans per game.

As for Houston, it’s not only getting a new old nickname, but will play at cozy Shell Energy Stadium, which holds just over 20,000 fans.

The only oversize stadiums left in the league are in St. Louis and Birmingham.

The Battlehawks regularly draw more than 30,000 fans per game to The Dome at America’s Center (67,000 capacity), while the Stallions do well to put 10,000 customers in Protective Stadium (47,100).

The UFL is also doing away with the UFL and XFL Conferences, which I think is a good move. Instead, it’ll be one eight-team league with the top four teams qualifying for the playoffs.

Although Repole joins FOX, RedBird Capital Partners, ESPN, Dany Garcia, and Dwayne Johnson in the UFL ownership group, it’s apparent he’s going to be the primary decision-maker going forward.

He’s already talked of expansion for 2028 as well as eventually moving teams out of the Arlington hub and into their own markets.

For the UFL to put down roots – real roots – that last idea is the most important.

I completely understand the use of a hub as a money-saving measure, but this proof of concept approach has served its purpose.

For fans to truly embrace their team, that team needs to be part of their town – not just weekend visitors.

At any rate, here’s hoping today’s news proves to be good news for the UFL and fans of spring football.

Jackie Robinson and the football Dodgers

Bringing football leagues back from the dead – at least in name – has become a popular trend in alternative football.

The United States Football League (1983-85) and XFL (2001) were born again in the roaring 20s, with the USFL reviving old nicknames and colors in 2022, and the XFL starting anew twice, in 2020 and 2023.

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Those two have morphed into the United Football League, which had a couple of previous iterations (1961-64 and 2009-12).

Now another circuit will pay homage to minor league football history when the new Continental Football League begins play in 2026.

The original COFL – born of the old UFL and Atlantic Coast Football League – grew into a quality feeder circuit for the NFL. During its five-year run it showcased many future NFL stars (one was Pro Football Hall of Fame quarterback Ken Stabler, who played for the Spokane Shockers in 1968).

The reboot has more modest goals, and will be a step below the current UFL.

I’ve always been fascinated with the OG Continental League, and one of its stories that intrigued me the most is that of Jackie Robinson and the Brooklyn Dodgers.

No, not those Brooklyn Dodgers, but a gridiron club that tried – and failed – to win the hearts of football fans in the Big Apple. (Incidentally, New York was previously home to the Brooklyn Dodgers of the NFL, who played from 1930-43, and an All-America Football Conference team of the same name that competed from 1946-48.)

Robinson, of course, made history when he broke the Major League Baseball color line in 1947, playing first base for the baseball Dodgers.

By 1956 Robinson – a first ballot selection for the National Baseball Hall of Fame – had retired as a player, and two years later the Dodgers moved cross country to Los Angeles.

But Robinson had history as a football player, too, earning All-America honors as a running back at UCLA. He also played pro ball in the Pacific Coast League with the Los Angeles Bulldogs and Honolulu Bears.

So when the Providence Indians, a first year COFL club, moved to Brooklyn for the 1966 season, Robinson’s name recognition made him a logical choice as general manager and face of the franchise.

Club president Jerry Jacobs told the New York Times there were three reasons he hired Robinson.

“First, because he is decisive,” Jacobs said. “Second, because he is representative of the Brooklyn Dodger image. Third, because he is a fighter.”

Robinson officially became part of the Brooklyn football Dodgers on May 2, 1966. He was already a successful businessman and civil rights icon, and had spent the previous year working on ABC baseball broadcasts.

The GM gig involved mostly public relations work, but the job still came with several obstacles.

First, the Dodgers would have to figure out a way to compete for fans with the NFL Giants and AFL Jets. Hardly an easy task for a circuit that was not major league.

“We are not kidding ourselves as to our problems,” Robinson said in an Associated Press interview. “I know we won’t be equal to the New York Giants and possibly at the start to the New York Jets, but we are going to play interesting football.”

But where?

“We don’t have a stadium yet,” Robinson said. “We have been turned down by the Yankees (for Yankee Stadium) and we know that the Jets have exclusive rights to Shea Stadium, but we believe this can be broken. We may even have to go to Randall’s Island (Downing Stadium).”

Ultimately, Robinson hoped the Dodgers would build a home of their own – one that would have room for a new MLB team.

“We want to build a stadium in Brooklyn for both football and baseball, and we want to bring back major league baseball in future expansion plans,” he said. “We hope we can build this with 30,000 capacity in 1967, and make it 55,000 if converted to baseball.”

The club hired Andy Robustelli, former Giants defensive end, as head coach in May; signed a one year lease for Downing Stadium in July; and stocked its roster with solid players such as flanker Bobby Reed, minor league QB vet Tom Kennedy, safety Jerry Roberts and defensive tackle Dick Herzing.

The only thing left to do was garner fan support and win games.

Unfortunately, they were unsuccessful on both fronts.

After drawing just over 30,000 for four home dates, the Dodgers moved one late season game to Hartford, Connecticut, and another to Mt. Vernon, New York.

The game in Mt. Vernon, considered their final home contest, was attended by just 4,116 paying customers.

Oh, and a 5-9 record – bad enough for last place in the COFL Eastern Division  – didn’t exactly make people forget the Giants and Jets.

The Brooklyn Dodgers were a bust by every standard of measure.

Robustelli considered buying the franchise, but on March 29, 1967, the Dodgers were purchased by a Midwestern ownership group led by Frank Hurn.

The team was moved to Akron, Ohio, and renamed the Vulcans.

Thus, Brooklyn’s run in the Continental Football League ended after one season, and Robinson moved on to become an assistant to New York governor Nelson Rockefeller. In 1971, he was appointed to the New York State Athletic Commission.

As for the rebooted COFL, Brooklyn isn’t in line for a franchise (the league is targeting smaller cities) and to the best of my knowledge, there are no baseball legends expected to be part of the venture. For the sake of nostalgia, though, I sincerely hope it gets off the ground.