The ABA’s longest games

A normal pro basketball game lasts 48 minutes.

But half a century ago in the American Basketball Association, the New York Nets and Virginia Squires completed a showdown that took 67 and a half minutes of clock time and 17 days – and it didn’t even go to overtime.

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On January 7, 1976, at the Norfolk Scope, the Squires brought an ABA-worst record of 5-28 against Julius “Dr. J” Erving and the Nets. After four, 12-minute quarters, lowly Virginia had apparently secured a 112-89 victory, giving fans of the hard-luck squad a rare reason to celebrate in what would be the ABA’s final season.

To say the contest was tense would be quite the understatement.

New York coach Kevin Loughery drew six – yes, six – technical fouls, and his team was issued nine in all. One of the coach’s came in the second quarter, another was issued with 2:46 to play when officials claimed the Nets were using an illegal zone defense, and he was tagged with four more Ts for continuing to argue with the men in black (and white).

Mike Jackson led the hosts with 32 points and 17 rebounds, while rookie teammate Mel Bennett pumped in 24. Dr. J was limited to 26 points after fouling out with 7:28 left to play.

That, however, was not the end of the story – or even the end of the game.

ABA commissioner Dave DeBusschere called Loughery into his office the next day to discuss his rash of technical fouls. When he did, the Nets boss announced that he was protesting the game because Virginia’s Willie Wise was permitted to re-enter the tilt after being injured and failing to participate in a jump ball, a violation of Rule 6, Section 4 of the ABA rule book.

The rule reads: “The jump call shall be between the players involved unless injury precludes one or both of the jumpers from participating. If the injured player must leave the game, he will not be permitted to re-enter the game and the opposing coach selects the replacement.”

Loughery wound up being fined $1,000 and suspended two games for his multiple techs, but DeBusschere upheld the protest.

On January 13, the commissioner fined officials Jess Kersey and Bob Serafin for permitting the violation, which occurred in the third quarter of the contest. And he ruled that the game would be picked up with 19:05 remaining and the Squires leading, 63-49.

Wise would not be allowed to play in the continuation, which would take place on January 24 before the regularly scheduled rematch between the clubs.

“The referees erred by permitting Wise, then an illegal player, to return with 7:05 remaining in the third quarter,” DeBusschere said in a statement released by the ABA. “They are supposed to know the rules and, as a result of the circumstances surrounding the protest, I have ordered a replay from the point of the error and have additionally levied fines on the two officials. This was a book rule mistake.”

So, instead of losing by 23 points on January 7, the Nets found themselves trailing by just 14 with nearly 20 minutes to go on January 24.

New York had nearly half a game to make it closer on this trip to Norfolk, but in the end the Squires still came out on top, 107-100.

Then – following a break – the teams hooked up again in their regularly scheduled matchup. New York got 27 points from Erving and that helped avenge the protest game loss as the Nets took a 94-85 decision.

While this one was certainly notable, it was not the first successful protest in ABA history, nor the longest – at least in terms of days. That honor goes to the San Antonio Spurs and Indiana Pacers, who spent 18 days trying to figure out a winner back in 1973.

On Nov. 13, the Indiana Pacers thought they had defeated the Spurs, 84-83. But Spurs officials insisted the game clock was not reset properly when possession changed hands, costing San Antonio 10 seconds and a chance to cross mid-court and take a shot.

Mike Storen was ABA commissioner at the time, and upheld the protest. His solution was to replay the final 30 seconds before the teams faced each other again on December 3.

This time, the protest worked in favor of the protesters, as the Spurs rallied for a 95-90 overtime conquest.

So, has the NBA had any protested games?

Quite a few – including one that started in one year and ended in another.

The Miami Heat contested a December, 2007, game against the Atlanta Hawks in which Shaquille O’Neal was sent off in overtime when officials ruled he had six fouls. However, O’Neal had only five, and NBA Commissioner David Stern agreed the mistake had to be rectified. Thus, the final 51.9 seconds were replayed in March of 2008 – after Shaq had been traded to Phoenix.

But, that’s another story for another time …

A poltergeist’s purpose

Gavin made his way to the espresso machine, as he did in the wee hours of every morning, and noticed the door to the cabinet above it was open. When the lights went out the night before, it was closed – he was sure of it.

Sometimes, the machine itself had shifted from the left side of the counter to the right.

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Occasionally, the wooden spoon beside the stove would inexplicably find its way to the floor.

And hand towels?

They were just as likely to be hanging from a whirring ceiling fan in the den than folded neatly by the sink.

Of course, he was used to such shenanigans by now.

It can be confounding – and even unsettling – for those unfamiliar with the spirit world. But Gavin had grown accustomed to the work of the home’s poltergeist, and he had become well-acquainted with the disruptor he called “Paulie.”

“So, Paulie, why did you open the cabinet?” Gavin asked.

Paulie, whose appearance was similar to a cluster of glowing white cotton balls, rounded the hallway and entered the kitchen, hovering just a few feet from Gavin.

“Why not?” Paulie said. “That’s one of the tricks of the trade in the poltergeist game. Sometimes, you do just enough to make people wonder … make them spend some time trying to figure out how something happened and knowing that they never will. It’s a hoot.”

Poltergeists had developed a bad reputation in modern times, thanks in large part to the 1980s movies. Instead of being merely mischievous, they were portrayed as malevolent in the films.

“Look, you have to remember those Poltergeist movies were written by someone who had never encountered an actual poltergeist,” Paulie told Gavin during one of their first meetings. “We don’t attack people, and we certainly don’t kidnap them. That’s just Hollywood nonsense. That said, we have great respect for JoBeth Williams. We’ve forgiven her for taking part in the anti-poltergeist propaganda, although the one at her place likes to hide her Saturn Award from time to time.”

Once Paulie became a regular visitor, Gavin was more comfortable with their interactions – and more curious.

Gavin wondered how and why they picked certain houses, and the explanation was unexpected.

“It’s really more of a zip code and aesthetic thing than anything else,” Paulie explained. “We all get assigned territories, and once we find an area we like, we just randomly pick houses. I’m partial to garden homes, like this one … don’t really know why.  Guess I just like courtyards and patios.”

Gavin had noticed that Paulie moved things around but never made them permanently disappear. He wanted to know if – on occasion – poltergeists resorted to thievery.

“Nah, you can get in trouble with the home office for stealing stuff,” Paulie said. “Although I will admit that a few years back, I was messing around in a guy’s toolshed and he had, like, 40 hammers. I mean, who needs 40 hammers?  I took one of them and moved it to this duplex down the street, but then I realized that could get me suspended, so I put it back. I ended up shoving it between his mattress and box springs, though. Took the dude nearly two years to find it, and he still has no clue how it got there.”

Gavin examined the rest of the kitchen, peeked into the living room, and even checked the closets to see what else Paulie had been up to. On this particular morning, it appeared that the open cabinet was the only sign of poltergeist activity.

“Well, I guess we’ll do this again tomorrow.” Gavin said. “One question I’ve been meaning to ask, though … what’s the difference between a poltergeist and a regular house ghost?”

Paulie casually glided back and forth through Gavin’s translucent form.

“You’ve been haunting this place for a few months now, buddy … you tell me.”

From chumps to champs

The Carolina Panthers pulled off the rare feat of winning their division with a losing record, earning a spot in the NFL playoffs with an 8-9 worksheet. It’s the second time Carolina has been to the postseason with a sub-.500 mark (they were 7-8-1 in 2014), and the third instance of an NFC South club doing it (Tampa Bay was tournament-bound in 2022 at 8-9).

So, will the Panthers shock the world and win Super Bowl LX?

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Spoiler alert … no, they will not.

If they don’t lose to the Los Angeles Rams today in a wildcard clash in Charlotte, they’ll almost certainly fall to the Seattle Seahawks in next weekend’s divisional round.

While NFL teams with losing records have recorded victories in their playoff openers (Seattle in 2010 and Carolina in 2014), that’s as far as they’ve gotten.

But the Canadian Football League?

CFL teams on the negative side of the win-loss ledger have run the table twice.

Ten years ago – in that gridiron circuit north of the border – the Ottawa Redblacks limped into the 2016 postseason with an 8-9-1 record and came out on the other side as champions.

It was just the third year of existence for the Redblacks (Ottawa had previously been home to the Rough Riders and Renegades), and the season before the club went 12-6, won the East Division and made it all the way to the Grey Cup before losing to Edmonton, 26-20.

The 2016 campaign started off well, with Ottawa boasting a 3-0-1 record through its first four games. Things went a bit sideways from there, though, as the Redblacks stumbled to 5-9 the rest of the way.

Oddly enough, that record was still good enough to win the East – the first time a club that lost more than it won had finished atop the division.

“I think all that matters is who comes up two weeks from now and plays good football for 60 minutes,” Ottawa coach Rick Campbell stressed to the Ottawa Citizen following a regular season-ending loss to the Winnipeg Blue Bombers. “If we win the next game, no one is going to care whether we were 9-8-1 or 8-9-1.”

He was right.

Ottawa made the most of its playoff opportunity, upsetting Edmonton, 35-23, in the East Final and then stunning the Calgary Stampeders, 39-33, in overtime to win the Grey Cup.

The Redblacks were given little chance against the mighty Stampeders, who entered the game 16-2-1.

“I don’t think we were ever a lost cause, where you said, ‘These guys are getting blown out – we have no chance,’” Campbell said to The Leader Post the Wednesday before the title clash. “That wasn’t the issue. All that matters is we are in no different situation as last year as far as having the opportunity to go to the Grey Cup and win it.”

Win it they did.

Forty-one year-old quarterback Henry Burris passed for more than 400 yards in an epic performance, and connected with Ernest Jackson on an 18-yard scoring toss in O.T. to shock the three-down world.

“If you don’t like ups and downs and that kind of stuff, then football’s not a good profession to be in,” Campbell said. “But I think that’s why everybody loves it.”

While the Redblacks put together one of football’s unlikeliest comebacks, the British Columbia Lions beat them to the punch 16 years earlier.

In 2000, BC opened the season with two victories, but slipped up with four consecutive losses. Head coach Greg Mohns resigned after seven games, and receivers coach Steve Buratto was put in charge on an interim basis.

Improving to 5-6, the Lions then suffered through a three-game skid.

At 5-9 with only four games to go, playoff hopes were dim.

However, the Vancouver side won three of their last four and snuck into the postseason as the third place team from the West with an 8-10 record.

BC won a wild opening round playoff game over Edmonton, 34-32, and claimed the West title and berth in the Grey Cup thanks to a 37-23 victory over Calgary.

The Lions completed their stunning turnaround by edging the Montreal Alouettes, 28-26, to seize the crown.

“After the season we had, this is a great feeling,” BC running back Robert Drummond, who was Grey Cup MVP with 122 rushing yards, told The Globe and Mail. “When things were going badly early in the season, we just believed.”

Added 46-year old kicker Lui Passaglia, playing the final game of his 25-year Hall of Fame CFL career, “The guys said two months ago if we could make the playoffs, we’d win the Grey Cup.”

Now, before my fellow alt-football nerds pelt me with rotten fruit for leaving this team out, I must acknowledge that the 2023 XFL also produced a club that went from also-rans to champs.

The Arlington Renegades finished second in the XFL South with a 4-6 regular season record, but that was good enough to make the spring league’s four team playoff.

Bob Stoops’ charges beat the Houston Roughnecks, 26-11, in the division finals, and surprised the DC Defenders, 35-26, in the XFL Championship Game.

While the CFL teams managed to have winning records after taking the Grey Cup, Renegades players got to wag their index fingers despite finishing at .500.

But in the NFL?

It’s hard to imagine it ever happening – although it’s fun to think it could.