Gamblers win third straight

Notes and quotes from the Houston Gamblers’ 27-20 victory over the Birmingham Stallions on Saturday at Protective Stadium …

HOW THEY SCORED

Houston (3-2) drew first blood at 1:06 of the first quarter, with Mark Thompson capping off a 10 play, 65-yard drive with a three-yard dash around right end.

UAB product Nick Vogel kicked the PAT, making it 7-0.

Birmingham (3-2) answered back on the next drive, thanks to a 47-yard field goal courtesy of Brandon Aubrey. The hosts went 43 plays on eight snaps before calling on their kicker to put three on the board.

The Stallions took the lead with 16 seconds remaining in the first half after traveling 91 yards on 11 plays. A 25-yard pass from Alex McGough to Jace Sternberger and a 15-yard McGough scramble helped set up the go-ahead score.

The clincher came when McGough connected with C.J. Marable on a one-yard TD pass.

Aubrey added the extra point, and the teams headed to the locker room with Birmingham on top, 10-7.

The Stallions lost the ball via fumble on the opening kickoff of the second half, giving the Gamblers a chance to tie or go ahead after taking possession. But Birmingham made a stop on a fourth-and-one call at its 12, ending the threat.

The home team’s offense thanked the defense with three more points, as Aubrey nailed a 49-yard field goal at 2:49 of the first.

The march covered 56 yards on 12 plays and extended the advantage to 13-7.

Back came Houston.

QB Terry Wilson hooked up with Anthony Ratliff-Williams on a 50-yard pitch and catch for a score, highlighting a six play, 71-yard drive at 14:52 of the fourth.

Vogel kicked the Gamblers to a 14-13 lead.

Birmingham had an opportunity to regain the edge on the next series, but Aubrey missed a 51-yard field goal at the 10:13 juncture.

Houston responded with its second touchdown drive of the game as Thompson hit paydirt on a two-yard scoot with just 3:21 showing on the fourth quarter clock.

The try for two failed, but an 11 play, 39-yard trek – aided by a pair of penalties – was good for a 20-13 lead.

The Stallions needed points quickly but found themselves facing a fourth-and-14 dilemma at their own 16. What looked to be a completed pass for a first down was overturned on replay, and that all but killed any comeback hopes.

Houston added insurance following the turnover on downs, with Thompson scoring from eight yards out at 1:42.

The kick was good, and the Gamblers were in charge, 27-13.

Birmingham added a consolation score on a McGough to La’Michael Pettway touchdown pass with 10 seconds remaining, cutting the deficit to 27-20 and providing a sliver of hope.

However, the Stallions attempted the fourth-and-12 onside play from their 33 but the ball was picked off, and that sealed the deal.

BIRMINGHAM COACH SKIP HOLTZ SAID …

“Overall, a frustrating day … a very frustrating day. I give Houston and Coach Johnson an awful lot of credit. They did the things they had to do to win the football game. We certainly had opportunities today if we could’ve capitalized on them.”

HOUSTON COACH CURTIS JOHNSON SAID …

“This team doesn’t quit. We’re not accustomed to going on the road and winning games, but this is two weeks in a row we’ve done that and we’re traveling well. The offense, defense, special teams … they practice awfully hard.”

STANDOUT STATS

Wilson was 9-14-0 for 117 yards and a passing TD, and added 42 more yards rushing for the winners.

Thompson ground out 80 yards on 16 carries and scored three times.

“We beat them toward the end of last year, so when we came into the game, we knew they weren’t untouchable … they weren’t invincible,” Thompson said. “We came out and played our brand football and did what we were supposed to do.”

McGough paced the Stallions with 71 rushing yards as well as a 24-38-1 passing line for 209 yards and two touchdowns. He had a hand in all but 36 of the Stallions’ total offensive yards even though he was knocked around quite a bit.

Rib pain was an issue when he decided to tuck and run.

“It’s not like a serious thing,” McGough said. “It’s just when I started to run, the deep breaths would hurt (my ribs). I can sit here and talk and it’s fine, it’s just when I have to fully breathe. But they’re all right.”

Free safety Christian McFarland and linebacker Elijah Sullivan were in on eight tackles each for Birmingham.

FUMBLE RULE

One of the USFL rule changes for 2023 concerns fumbles into the end zone. It states … “A ball fumbled forward from the field of play into the end zone and out of bounds will be returned to the spot of the fumble and the fumbling team retains possession.”

That tweak came in quite handy for the Gamblers. Thompson made a 17-yard run late in the first quarter but was popped hard, sending the ball rocketing forward into the end zone and out of bounds. Instead of Stallions ball, though, it went back to the offense.

Three plays later, Thompson carried the ball into the end zone, accounting for the first points of the day.

“I didn’t like that rule today,” Holtz joked. “I know it was just passed this year, and it was an example of the kind of year it’s been for us with the injuries and everything else. Like I said, some days you’re the windshield and some days you’re the bug.”

TODAY IN HISTORY

On this date in 1984 the Houston Gamblers routed the Pittsburgh Maulers, 47-26, behind Jim Kelly’s five touchdown passes.

Kelly finished the game 15-29-0 for 367 yards and tied the USFL record for most touchdown passes in a single game (that record, incidentally, had been set the night before by Memphis Showboats QB Walter Lewis).

NEXT UP

The modern Stallions play their first game somewhere other than Birmingham or Canton next Saturday when they travel to Detroit to face the Michigan Panthers, 23-7 losers to Pittsburgh today.

Game time is set for 3 p.m. CDT with FOX televising.

Pickleball, anyone?

When I was a kid, I used to suit up in full football gear, head to the backyard and pretend I played both quarterback and wide receiver for the New York Jets.

I can’t tell you how many touchdown passes I threw to Don Maynard and George Sauer, or how many I caught from Joe Namath. OK, I can tell you … it was a lot.

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Invariably, the Jets season would end with a perfect record and Super Bowl victory over whatever scum and villainy the NFL (and later, NFC) threw at me. I would help win the game by firing a thread-the-needle TD toss to Don or George as time expired. Or, I’d clinch the title by snatching a Joe Willie aerial with one hand, pulling the ball to my chest while deftly dragging both feet in the end zone for six points.

I never thought I’d get that kind of feeling about sports again, but thanks to pickleball – yes, pickleball – I have.

Before drifting off to slumber last Tuesday night (the first day I ever picked up a paddle and ball and joined the Pickleverse) I allowed myself a little trip to the land of make-believe.

There I was in the Mandalay Bay arena in Las Vegas, sauntering toward the court to the urgent beat of My Sharona while adorned in a magenta T-shirt, bedazzled jorts and neon green running shoes. Across the way was Yuri Sonovabich, built in a lab by evil Kremlin scientists and heavily favored to make quick work of his short, bespectacled foe.

But a can-do spirit – and wicked topspin – propelled me to a stunning victory, one so shocking it forced Vladimir Putin to resign in disgrace and move into Steven Seagal’s basement.

That conquest led to my qualification for Gentlemen’s Singles at WimblePickle, and convinced Major League Pickleball’s Birmingham Dinks to place the franchise tag on me.

Those competitive fires I thought were gone forever had returned, and I was glad to have them back.

Before pickleball, the last sport I participated in was golf. I was never good at it, so it was never much fun for me. Plus, I knew going in I was going to lose, regardless of who I was playing. Worse than losing is that it takes about four and a half hours to complete a round.

If I’m gonna devote four and a half hours to something, it better involve whiskey, a live band and the potential for nudity.

However, in my teens, twenties and thirties I played tennis, and I truly enjoyed it. I was never great by any stretch of the imagination but I wasn’t bad, so on occasion I’d beat people I wasn’t supposed to beat and felt like I at least had a puncher’s chance every time I was on the court.

My biggest problem was serving; I just didn’t have a lot of power or control.

Enter pickleball.

My niece Tina and I hope to become a formidable doubles team.

My niece Tina has been playing for a while and invited me out to give it a try. I’d never been all that curious about it before, but I figured it wouldn’t hurt to take it for a test drive.

I loved it immediately. I mean, I was on eBay buying balls that night.

My muscle memory from tennis came in handy because while the rules are different, they’re familiar. And the fact that you serve underhanded is glorious. The weakest part of my tennis game isn’t part of the pickleball game at all, so after a few swats I felt like I knew what I was doing.

Tina and I played a couple in doubles and lost, 14-12 (games are to 11 but you have to win by two). Even so, it was great fun.

Sure, I could’ve ripped up the net, slammed down my paddle and tried to perform a suplex on them, but that just seemed extreme.

Also, I have a bad back.

And despite my late night pickleball fantasies, I’ve reached the age (and temperament) where fun is more important than racking up the “W.” If I encounter anyone who takes it too seriously, I shall mock and shun them.

I love competition and obviously when you play you want to win, but there’s no need to be a wanker if you lose.

So yeah, going forward, whether Tina and I are working together as doubles partners or I’m taking on someone in singles, I’ll be playing hard but playing loose, because pickleball should be a hoot, not a hassle.

Unless, of course, I wind up facing Yuri Sonovabich at Mandalay Bay.

I hate that guy.

Stallions brace for surging Gamblers

Skip Holtz and the Stallions face Houston on Saturday at 3 p.m.

The USFL South made a statement last weekend with a clean sweep of North Division opponents, but no team asserted itself more than the Houston Gamblers.

Behind Mark Thompson’s 134-yard, three touchdown rushing performance and quarterback Kenji Bahar throwing for 230 yards and two scores, Houston crushed Philadelphia, 41-16, on Saturday.

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“We didn’t shoot ourselves in the foot like we have in other games,” Gamblers coach Curtis Johnson said after the victory. “We got our running back (Thompson) back, and he might be our good luck charm. When you have a dynamic back like Mark it opens up so much. He’s big, he’s fast, he’s physical … and the offensive line played well.”

Houston started the season 0-2 but won its second straight game in impressive fashion, rolling up 463 yards in total offense while limiting the Stars to 199.

Now 2-2, the high-scoring Gamblers are looking to continue their upward trajectory in the South against a Birmingham team (3-1) seeking its second consecutive victory.

“They’ve got a new staff and they’re starting to feel really comfortable,” Birmingham coach Skip Holtz said. “They’re getting more aggressive on defense with what they’re doing, and I think they’re playing with a lot of confidence right now. These last two wins, I think, have gone a long way for them and they play extremely hard.”

Holtz said one thing that stands out about Houston is the intensity of Johnson’s club.

“Curtis has done a great job with his team, and they’ve bought in to playing hard,” Holtz said. “They’re a talented team and they’re very aggressive with what they do defensively and offensively. They’ve got two quarterbacks (Bahar and Terry Wilson) that they’re not afraid to run, and they present some problems with what they do schematically.

“They’re gonna methodically control the ball moving down the field running the ball, and they’ve got some talent to make some big plays over the top. They’re scoring a lot of points, and I think they’re getting more and more comfortable week in and week out.”

For Saturday’s game the two-QB system will consist of Wilson and Montell Cozart; Bahar is on the inactive roster due to an ankle injury.

The Stallions are coming off a 24-20 victory over Pittsburgh in Canton, a game that saw the visitors struggle early but gut out a win late. The defense held Pittsburgh to field goals in four goal-to-go situations, allowing only one touchdown.

“Last week we were minus two in the turnover battle and made some uncharacteristic mistakes, and we pride ourselves on playing smart,” Holtz said. “And we didn’t play real smart last week, but we still found a way to win. I think that’s a testament to the confidence these players have in each other, and the support of the offense and defense trying to win as a team.

“I think last week was the ultimate team win.”

Birmingham quarterback Alex McGough leads the league in touchdowns (eight) and points (60), while Deon Cain is tops in all-purpose yards with 526. Cain also paces the USFL with 491 kick return yards, which includes two TD returns. He was named Week 4 Special Teams Player of the Week but will miss Saturday’s game due to illness.

McGough isn’t afraid to sacrifice his body to get extra yards, and knows the Gamblers will be coming after him and his teammates hard on Saturday.

“They have a lot of strengths,” McGough said. “They’re a team that doesn’t stay blocked, they rush to the ball, the whole team is flying around. They play with a lot of energy, a lot of grit, passion, you can see it on the field. So, we’re expecting a really intense game on offense, and we know that we’re gonna have to stay in blocks and really grind out yards and try to find ways to beat them, but just know that they’re going to be giving 100 percent on every single play. It doesn’t matter what quarter.”

Davion Davis led the receiving corps last weekend with 71 yards and a touchdown on eight catches. He’s also Birmingham’s season leader in receiving yards with 268.

The wideout is impressed by a Houston team that limited Philadelphia to just 155 passing yards and a 4.2-yards per catch average.

“They’re a very tough team, and their D-line is very talented,” Davis said. “They might be smaller, but they have a lot of dogs on the whole team and defense in general. Everybody claws around the ball. But their offense is well rounded, as well. They have a great quarterback.”

The game is set for 3 p.m. on Saturday at Protective Stadium with FOX providing TV coverage.

“I just want to keep watching these guys play, evolve and develop,” Holtz said of his charges. “I want to see these guys continue to grow. This is a great challenge, but we’re excited to be back home.”

PLAYER STATUS (via Stallions Twitter)

Transferred Player to Active Roster: CB Bryan Mills OLB Elijah Sullivan OG Tre’Vour Wallace-Simms WR Myron Mitchell DE Darrion Daniels

Transferred Player to Inactive Roster: ILB Rashad Smith DE Joe Ozougwu OL O’Shea Dugas WR Deon Cain

Transferred Player to Injured Reserve List: LB Scooby Wright

Game Status Report: DB JoJo Tillery: Out (B Ankles) DE Joe Jackson: Out (R Ankle) S Christian McFarland: Probable (R Hamstring, R Shoulder) TE La’Michael Pettway: Probable (L Foot) OL O’Shea Dugas: Probable (R Knee) CB Donnie Lewis II: Probable (R Hand) LB Scooby Wright: Out (L Calf) DB Brian Allen: Probable (L Shoulder) LB Rashad Smith: Questionable (L Ankle) WR Davion Davis: Probable (B Thighs) WR Adrian Hardy: Probable (R Knee) OL Matt Kaskey: Full Go (R Thumb) WR Deon Cain: Out (Illness)