Here to serve

The soup kitchen at the recreation center on Redemption Avenue was especially busy two weeks before the Thanksgiving holiday, and Nate Raimi was spooning out his vegetable medley special just as fast as he possibly could.

“How’s it going, buddy?” he said to the bearded man whose shaky hands were holding a Styrofoam bowl. “I threw in some navy beans in this batch, and I think it might be the best soup we’ve had in a while. There’s bread and tea over there on the table … and feel free to come back for seconds. Or thirds.”

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Two years earlier, Raimi had met with an official from the World Metahuman Clearinghouse in hopes of getting funding for a project designed to help him spread compassion throughout the world.

Working under the not-so-secret identity of “Compassion-Nate,” his superpower was setting off a chain reaction of empathy to all those he encountered. Unfortunately, the WMC not only refused his request for a grant, but he soon learned the group wasn’t interested in his brand of heroism.

A world full of compassionate people would lessen the need for superheroes, and that was bad for their business. Thus, some of the more cut-throat officials were determined to stop him – by any means necessary.

Despite the threat, Nate still did what he could, and bringing a bit of hope to people who had little or none was why he spent much of his time as a volunteer.

Yet, while serving those in need took up a good bit of his time, he was also learning all he could about Clancy Orion.

Orion had become an internet sensation when he prevented a drunk driver from hitting a group of children at a playground. The social media world dubbed him “Captain Hysterical” after he claimed his ability to crumple the front end of the vehicle and stop it cold was due to high adrenaline, or “hysterical strength.”

Nate discovered that was not the case. Orion was actually an extraterrestrial from the planet Wolf 1061c who had been on earth for a decade. There was a significant number of superheroes who feared he was the vanguard of an imminent Wolfian invasion, although Nate was not among them. He looked for the best in people – human or alien – and Orion’s actions suggested he was here to help rather than harm.

Captain Hysterical was an observer, perhaps, but not an occupier.

Today’s immediate concern, however, was feeding the hungry, and assisting Nate in that endeavor was an old friend, known in crimefighting circles – appropriately enough – as “Old Man.” O.M., as Nate calls him, had gained a bit of notoriety when he apprehended Professor Purloin at Rickman Plaza back in 2023. However, he was quickly forgotten as Spectacular Man and Frau the Fearless dominated headlines with their flashy uniforms and over-the-top theatrics while catching more colorful villains.

Older people often go unnoticed, which worked to his advantage, but it also meant Old Man found himself on the outside looking in lately when the world needed a hero.

With his services no longer wanted, he showed up every weekday at the soup kitchen to lend Nate a hand. Of course, his guise made him look more like a customer than a volunteer – a ragged Jaxon cap, blue and red flannel shirt, and polyester pants pulled up almost to his nipples.

“Hey, O.M., do you mind going back to the kitchen and checking on the soup?” Nate asked. “We’re getting near the bottom of this pot.”

Old Man nodded.

“On it. I ever tell you about the time I used a can of minestrone to stop a grocery store robbery?” said O.M., whose rambling stories would often throw evildoers off their game and allow him to take the upper hand. “Rascal walked in and pulled out a pistol while I was on aisle 5A – that’s the soup, rice and beans aisle – so I grabbed a can of low sodium minestrone, took aim, and clocked him right in the noggin. He went down like one of them Jenga towers and I moseyed on over and kicked his weapon away. You remember what I told the police when they showed up?”

Nate chuckled.

“I do … but you’re gonna tell me again, anyway.”

“I said to the officer, I said, ‘The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a can of soup.’ He got a chuckle out of that. And you gotta admit … it’s a dang good line. Probably shoulda copyrighted it now that I think about it. Superheroes need a catchphrase.”

As O.M. made his way toward the kitchen the feeding line kept forming, and Nate noticed a smartly dressed woman walk through the front door.

Maisie Petra was well-known around the rec center. She was a homicide detective and could often be seen cruising through the neighborhood, one that she had grown up in and still cared for.

What wasn’t well-known was that she was also Violet Femme, a crusading hero who often clashed with the sinister Havoc Club. She had actually worked with Old Man on a few jobs, but her encounters with Nate had mostly been “off the clock” and informal. He provided a shoulder to cry on when her crimefighting partner, Yellowhammer, was killed, and the two had stayed in touch ever since.

On this afternoon, however, she had some business to discuss with the man furiously ladling soup.

“Care to try my special, detective?” he asked.

“I know it’s delicious, but I had an early lunch,” she said. “When you get a minute, though, I’d like to talk to you about something. I understand you have some information I might be interested in hearing.”

Old Man was just coming out of the kitchen with a huge pot of soup and lit up when he saw Maisie.

“Hiya, kid!” he chirped. “This ain’t a raid, is it? If so, you’re too late. Poker game broke up more than an hour ago.”

Maisie laughed and, after O.M. put the soup down on the serving table, walked over to give him a hug.

“You taking care of yourself, Old Man? I see you’re still a fashion plate.”

O.M. pulled his pants even higher.

“Never needed a fancy costume,” he said. “Just gimme some thrift store britches and a bad guy to bamboozle, and I’m raring to go. Anyway, I overheard you saying you need to talk to Nate … forgot I had my hearing aid set on supersonic.”

O.M. grabbed the ladle from Nate.

“Go talk to your girlfriend,” he said with a wink. “I got this.”

Maisie and Nate stepped toward the back of the rec center and he produced a thumb drive.

“This has everything we know about Clancy Orion,” he said.

“Lots of interesting stuff on there. I guess for our purposes, though, the headline is that he can only eat tomatoes.”

Nate handed the thumb drive to Maisie.

“Please keep this between us, Maisie,” he said. “I’ll let O.M. know. Oh … and I’ll be in touch about Thanksgiving.”

Maisie waved at Old Man as she left, and Nate returned to take control of the soup ladle.

“Well?” O.M. asked.

“Well, I let her know he can only eat tomatoes, which changes our meal plan a bit,” Nate said. “But, we’ll make it work.”

O.M. gently patted Nate on this hand.

“You’re a good egg, my boy. You think he’ll accept your invitation? If I was him I’d be a little paranoid, especially with everything going on at WMC … and the world.”

Nate nodded.

“I’m pretty sure he knows who we are and knows our intentions. I hope he comes … he’s lightyears from home, and Thanksgiving can be a tough time. I hate to see anybody spend it alone.”

These characters were featured in earlier flash fiction pieces. In case you forgot them, here are links to their origin stories.

The Devil you know

The offices of Hell hadn’t changed much over the millennia. Oh, there was occasionally a new coat of dark red paint on the walls in the reception area, and the black light that illuminated the room would have to be replaced from time to time when it burned out from the thick humidity.

But it was always smoky and stuffy, always smelled of sulfur, and Jack O’Lantern had dropped in more times than he could remember.

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Sometimes known as “Stingy Jack,” O’Lantern was a legend – a legend who was such an odious character that Heaven wouldn’t take him and Hell didn’t want him. His relationship with the Devil was complicated by the fact that had screwed over the Prince of Darkness more than once. His betrayal prompted Beelzebub to condemn him to roam the earth between the planes of good and evil, meaning there was no spot for him above or below.

Still, every decade or so, Jack would travel to Hell’s corporate headquarters in hopes of finding work and, ultimately, admission to Hades.

“May I help you?” asked the receptionist standing behind the window (her name tag read “Marcy”).

“Yes, I’m here to see the Devil.”

“Do you have an appointment?”

“No, I’m just a walk-in. He’s quite familiar with me, though.”

Marcy produced a clipboard with a sheet of paper and ball point pen attached to a chain.

“Please sign on the first blank line,” she said. “And list the time.”

Jack scribbled down his name and handed the clipboard back.

Marcy looked it over and smiled.

“Oh, wow … Jack O’Lantern,” she said excitedly. “So, you’re the guy that invented the Halloween pumpkin?”

Jack shrugged.

“Well, yes and no,” he explained. “The Devil and I have this convoluted contract where he can’t claim my soul, so he gave me an ember to guide me through the unknown. At first, I put it in a hollowed-out turnip and used it to see in front of me, but then I realized no one took me seriously. People would say things like, ‘Look … there’s that wanker with the candle in the turnip … let’s pelt him with jagged rocks,’ so then I put the ember in a pumpkin. At first, there was just a small round hole in it to let the light shine through, but then one night I got bored and decided to carve out a face, just for the hell of it. I called it a Jack O’Lantern Glowing Pumpkin and tried to patent the name, but there was so much red tape involved I finally gave up. I guess it’s public domain now.”

“That’s a shame,” Marcy said. “Anyway, what brings you in to see the boss today?”

Jack placed his pumpkin on the floor and leaned on the shelf in front of the window.

“Look, he and I have had our differences,” Jack explained. “Without going into all the details, I’m a bit of a dick and tricked the dude twice. Once I turned him into a silver coin, and another time I trapped him in an apple tree. Needless to say, he was not amused. You can learn more about it on Wickedpedia. But here’s the thing … I’ve well and truly learned my lesson. I’ve been wandering aimlessly since the 17th century, and there’s not a day that goes by when I don’t regret what I did to Ol’ Scratch.

“Could you just buzz him and tell him I came here to apologize – and to find some work? I’m getting pretty desperate and I’m willing to do just about anything. I’d be happy to spread disease, start forest fires, create a new reality show … whatever he needs. And I realize I have to prove myself, but I just need a chance. He’s evil, I’m evil – we should do evil together.”

Marcy winked.

“Lemme go check with him and tell him what you said. A disco-themed cruise liner caught fire and sank early this morning, and that put him in a really good mood.”

So Jack waited.

And waited.

And waited some more.

Finally, after what seemed like an eternity for a man doomed for eternity, Marcy emerged from the Devil’s office.

“I think he may have something for you, Mr. O’Lantern,” she said excitedly. “Boss said he needs you in Washington, D.C., where you’ll be working with Texas Senator Ted Cruz.”

Tears welled up in Jack’s eyes and as he knelt down, he sobbed gently – cradling his glowing pumpkin.

At long last, he had finally made it to Hell.

Family ties

The rooftop of a 26-story building in the middle of the city center seemed as good a place as any for Maynard Summers to take a trip down memory lane. Standing on the edge of that rooftop – his dark, slim figure illuminated by a harvest moon – provided a dramatic flair to the nostalgia.

His father died of a heart attack when Maynard was in his mid-30s. It was the end of a buddy relationship he didn’t realize was so close until his dad was no longer there. As the years went by, the bittersweet memories had morphed into emptiness.

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His mother passed away just two years after his dad, killed in a freak accident that involved being impaled by a garden gnome.

Maynard was often racked with guilt because, while he missed his mom, dying at the hands of an ornamental creature with a pointy hat was still kinda funny.

He had to stifle giggles at her funeral and even when he thought about it years later, he found himself trying not to laugh.

Maynard had one older brother who lived in Houston, but the two didn’t talk and hadn’t spoken in years.

Rodney Summers had become a mover and shaker in the aerospace industry and didn’t have time for his “common” relatives. He was too busy making the millions of dollars needed for the surgeries required to make him look like a younger, plastic version of himself.

And Maynard had no idea where his sister, Jada, was or what she did these days.

The last time he saw her she had moved in with a biker who insisted on being called “Road Warrior”; they were going to tour the country in hopes of catching all the Deathly Gratitude shows.

Deathly Gratitude was a Grateful Dead tribute band, and little sis wasn’t so much a Deadhead as she was a person who merely liked the concept of being one.

Maynard didn’t often look back at what was, but when he did, he’d think fondly of the days when his family would load up in their gray Ford Country Squire and go on vacation.

There was that time they went to Wrightsville Beach, North Carolina. The Johnnie Mercers Fishing Pier was still a big deal, and he remembered Jada recoiling when his dad baited her hook with a live earthworm that squirmed wildly – especially after being impaled.

He and Rodney got a big laugh out of her horror.

Then there was the trip to New Jersey that turned into a day spent with Lucy the Elephant, a celebrated roadside attraction. The building shaped like a pachyderm might not have been one of the eight wonders of the world, but it provided a world of wonder for three kids who posed in front of it while mom took a picture with her brand new Polaroid Instamatic.

All that seemed like a lifetime ago.

The family vacations ended, the siblings ultimately went their separate ways, and that was that.

Maynard occasionally entertained the notion of reconnecting with Rodney and Jada. Doing so would be easy enough.

Rodney’s company had a website, and his picture was splashed all over it. All the contact information was readily available and Maynard could be there in no time.

And Deathly Gratitude was always lining up gigs at bars and carnivals, mostly in the Midwest. A quick internet search would reveal their next stop, which meant Jada and Road Warrior would most likely be stopped there, too.

Maynard, Raymond and Jada – together again.

But really, what was the point? They were all so different, and other than playing the greatest hits – those familiar yet always changing tales of growing up in the Summers household – there wouldn’t be anything of substance to talk about.

Jada cared nothing about business, and Rodney certainly had no interest in being regaled with how many times she’s heard Truckin’.

As for Maynard, they always thought he was different.

They didn’t know the half of it.

If they saw him now, they’d be absolutely shocked by his appearance. He hadn’t aged at all since being turned by a French Quarter vampire during a 1987 trip to New Orleans, and now all his days were nights.

But that was his life now – one gained by death, oddly enough. Yet even though he could conceivably live forever, he refused to take anything for granted.

He had his own tribe now – well, nest – and while vampire interests varied, they never varied too much.

For that, he was grateful.

So, maybe it was best to keep the past buried. Besides, on this night, the air was crisp, his urge was strong, and the moon was beautiful … especially from his rooftop vantage point.

He decided he’d soak it all in a bit longer before flying off to feed.