New leagues, new hopes

Fox’s version of the United States Football League kicks off in April, 2022, and in 2023 the third iteration of the XFL is scheduled to take the field. Invariably, those who roll their eyes at such ventures will ask, “Do we really need more football?”

Well, no, we don’t “need” football at all, just as we don’t need much of anything beyond food, water and shelter. But there are those who can and will watch it all year long, and they’re excited about this latest spring fling.

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And before you ask if there’s even a place for minor league football, my answer is yes. The NFL has 32 teams with 53-man rosters. That’s roughly 1,700 players who get to compete at the highest level of the sport. I’m convinced there are many more who can play a quality brand of the gridiron game – and some already do that in the Canadian Football League.

So I think a lot of times we miss the point when we start talking about alternative leagues. It’s not whether there’s enough talent to stock them – dozens of 2020 XFL players went on to earn NFL and CFL roster spots – it’s whether there is enough financial backing to support them until they become sustainable. To date, that’s the riddle that has yet to be solved.

Having lived through a number of leagues that tried and failed, being cynical about upstart circuits is my default mode. What some consider being negative I call being realistic.

But a new year dawns, and being hopeful doesn’t cost a thing. So in that spirit, here are my good wishes – not predictions, just wishes – for both the United States Football League and XFL.

First, I want the Birmingham Stallions, Houston Gamblers, Michigan Panthers, New Jersey Generals, New Orleans Breakers, Philadelphia Stars, Pittsburgh Maulers and Tampa Bay Bandits to survive the 2022 season and be able to play in their own home stadiums by 2023. To that end, I’d like to see TV ratings on both Fox and NBC be good enough so that all the stakeholders decide this is a venture worth sticking with – even if that means patiently building an audience while losing money for the first few years.

And as is the case with any new league, its competition committee would do well to come up with interesting rules. “NFL Lite” doesn’t excite me, and I believe spring football aficionados want something different from what they experience in the fall.

Most importantly, I want all the players, coaches, support personnel, front office and back office employees to get paid and get paid on time.

As for the XFL, I hope it takes what it learned from its pandemic-shortened 2020 season and applies it to the reboot. Its rules were fantastic – I liked every single one. For my money, its game play innovations were the best of any alternative league that has come along since the World Football League. (If the XFL decides to throw in a 7-point touchdown and action point conversion as a tribute to the WFL, I would not object).

Team-wise it can look at which cities best supported it three years earlier in deciding who to bring back, and that puts St. Louis at the top of the list. Enthusiastic fans set up the “Gateway to the West” as the gold standard among alt-football locales, and there were thousands and thousands of them. When the XFL was shut down, the BattleHawks averaged 28,541 fans per game and were expecting more than 50,000 for their next scheduled clash at the Dome.

The Seattle Dragons were the other XFL team that pulled in more than 25,000 per game, so it would be a smart move to reboot them.

Although they had the worst attendance in the league (13,124 per game), the Los Angeles Wildcats give the XFL a major market that the USFL isn’t currently occupying. Same is true for the Dallas Renegades and DC Defenders.

Beyond that, it depends on whether or not the XFL wants to challenge the USFL head-to-head in a turf war. Based on the 2022 USFL teams and 2020 XFL entries, there would be competition in New York (Generals and Guardians), Tampa Bay (Bandits and Vipers) and Houston (Gamblers and Roughnecks).

From a media standpoint I think it’d be worth it to keep the Guardians, even though they weren’t a great draw their first time out. Any new organization hoping to establish itself in a major way (even if it’s a minor league) needs to be in the New York market.

Plus, the Guardians were the XFL team I cheered for and I already have a T-shirt, so it’d be nice to move that article of  clothing from the “dormant” to “active” side of my closet.

On the other hand, if I’m the XFL I defer to the USFL when it comes to Houston and Tampa Bay. Instead, I’d go with San Antonio and Orlando, who led 2019’s Alliance of American Football in attendance. Might want to throw San Diego in the mix, too.

So let’s say the USFL survives its first two years and the XFL makes it through its relaunch in 2023. That means I want to see a merger in 2024, right?

Nope.

I would absolutely love it if both leagues establish their own identities, challenging fans to pick a side. Do you watch the Birmingham Stallions play the Philadelphia Stars on Fox, or do you watch the St. Louis BattleHawks and Seattle Dragons on ABC?

Maybe that leads to a bidding war, and then interleague exhibitions featuring hybrid rules, and ultimately the Summer Bowl pitting the USFL and XFL champion in a game.

Am I getting ahead of myself? Well, yeah. I mean, the last spring circuit of this kind to make it through a full season was the original XFL in 2001.

But I said I was going to be hopeful, and on this New Year’s Eve, 2021, I’m sincerely hoping for the best – for the USFL, XFL and everyone who wants to see professional football blossom in the spring.

I’ve gone full Hamilton

The Hamilton Tiger-Cats last played in the Grey Cup in 2019, and I watched every frustrating second of their 33-12 loss to the Winnipeg Blue Bombers. The Canadian Football League championship game is a big deal to me – arguably my favorite single day event on the sports calendar – and I’ll watch regardless of the matchup.

Still, having “my” team in it made it more special, although the outcome was disappointing.

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But the last time the Tiger-Cats won the Grey Cup – well, I just had to hear about it, which was also disappointing.

The year was 1999, and while the world was planning for the imminent disaster of Y2K – food shortages, poisoned water supply, rabid dinosaurs running unimpeded through the streets – United States television networks were not planning for my CFL enjoyment.

The “U.S. experiment” of CFL franchises located south of the Canadian border ended in 1995, and ESPN2’s contract with the league expired two years later.

So Americans like me who still loved the three-down game and wanted to follow the eight-team circuit were mostly out of luck. Sure, the “World Wide Web” existed back then, but it wasn’t nearly as user-friendly as it is today.

Now you can ask Siri (or Alexa … who you’re in a relationship with is none of my business) to tell you results of the full contact Yahtzee competition from the Netherlands, and she’ll share the information immediately. Or you can watch it live on your phone. Back in 1999, about the best I could hope for was a funny cat video that took 10 minutes to download.

There was no Twitter to get instant updates, and no Facebook to provide misinformation about the game.

So I guess I probably just waited until the evening SportsCenter to learn that Hamilton had vanquished Calgary, 32-21, at BC Place in Vancouver. I’m sure I was happy, but not being able to experience it made me sad.

This Sunday, however, that won’t be a problem.

Hamilton gets its rematch with Winnipeg – this time in the friendly confines of Tim Hortons Field – at 5 p.m. on ESPN2.

Unlike last week when the Eastern and Western finals were shown on the network’s version of the The Ocho (ESPN News, which I do not have a subscription), I can experience the event from my futon. Said futon is located roughly 922.8 miles from the game site, but I’ll feel like I’m there.

I’ll be wearing my game-used No. 68 Ti-Cats jersey (Angelo Mosca made it famous, of course, but this one was actually worn by offensive tackle Greg Randall in 2006), along with one of my four Ti-Cats ballcaps. I thought about wearing a different one each quarter, and I still might. With me, I never know.

And of course I’ll enjoy my Grey Cup game day tradition, the “Super Snack.” The simple yet scrumptious dish is made up of sour cream-flavored potato chips, dry roasted peanuts and Chex Mix piled on a plate, covered in Easy Cheese, and microwaved for 12 to 15 seconds.  It’s my take on the Canadian delicacy poutine, although poutine doesn’t normally consist of sour cream-flavored potato chips, dry roasted peanuts and Chex Mix piled on a plate, covered in Easy Cheese, and microwaved for 12 to 15 seconds.

For the main course I’ll probably have a black bean patty on an onion roll, which I call a Hamilton Burger (so named as a tribute to the CFL team, not the district attorney on Perry Mason).

But really, the fan festivities started earlier in the week when I renamed our ginger shelter cat “Hamilton.” It’s only temporary, but since he’s a cat who kinda looks like a tiger, he can be a Tiger-Cat for a few days.

In keeping with the all about Hamilton theme, I also staged an in-house production of the musical Hamilton in which I changed the title of the song Alexander Hamilton to East Champion Hamilton and altered the lyrics to better reflect the Grey Cup:

There is no beat, no melody
Blue Bombers, my first friend, my enemy
Maybe the last facemask I ever see
If I throw away my third down shot,
Is this how fans will remember me?
What if this 108th game is my legacy?

On Friday I’ll listen to the soft rock song Don’t Pull Your Love by Hamilton, Joe Frank & Reynolds on a continuous loop, even though I don’t care as much for the contributions of Joe Frank or Reynolds.

And finally, on Saturday I’ll pay tribute to George Hamilton, who not only founded Hamilton, Ontario, in 1816, but went on to star in Love At First Bite and co-host a popular mid-90s daytime talk show with his ex-wife.

My greatest joy, though, would come from the Ti-Cats helping me experience what I couldn’t experience in 1999 by winning the whole dang thing right before my eyes. It won’t be easy – Winnipeg is the defending champ and has the league’s best record. Plus, I can’t expect the Bombers to turn the ball over five times (six if you count the turnover on downs) like they did last Sunday against Saskatchewan.

And if Mike O’Shea’s club comes out on top, I’ll congratulate a great organization and their wonderful fans, because us CFL folk – even the ones living in the Lower 48 – have to support each other.

But there’s always the chance for an upset.

And if the home dogs prevail, the only thing that’ll be upset around 8 p.m. on Sunday night will be my stomach. Those Super Snacks can lay kinda heavy.

Diamonds aren’t forever

With the holiday season upon us I was hoping to find a feel-good sports story that also incorporates alternative football, thereby checking the boxes of two of my favorite things – feeling good and off-brand gridiron competition. And though the feeling was fleeting, the story of the 1969 Arkansas Diamonds is downright inspirational.

The Diamonds were members of the Continental Football League and played their inaugural season in 1968.

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It was not a success.

Coached by former University of Arkansas star and four-time NFL Pro Bowler Fred Williams, the expansion team stumbled to a 2-10 record and averaged roughly 2,500 fans per game while playing at a high school stadium in Little Rock. It was a rough first year for a franchise that was already overshadowed by college football and the Arkansas Razorbacks.

Yet while things were a slightly better record-wise in 1969, the Diamonds were buried in debt and finishing the season appeared to be a longshot – even after offering 300,000 shares of stock at $2 a pop to build support. On October 1 IRS officials notified the team that almost $12,000 in back taxes were owed for the last quarter of 1968. And Associated Press reported that unless the team raised $20,000 by October 11, the league would revoke the franchise.

Williams and general manager Jim Landers resigned, with Landers telling AP it was “an impossible task to perform the duties I was hired to do due to lack of money.”

Throw in the fact that the Razorbacks were a top five team and commanding most of the state’s attention, and it was difficult to imagine enough people cared one way or another about the fate of this struggling COFL franchise.

But they did.

The team averaged only 1,500 paying customers per game, yet new GM Tommy Overton said more than $10,000 had been donated by October 9, with contributions ranging from 50 cents to $1,000.

“We had a man from Carlisle, a disabled veteran paralyzed from the neck down, send us his government allotment check of $105.90,” Overton told the Associated Press. “We don’t want to see it fold. I can’t believe some of the people who have rallied behind us. It’s becoming more like a community thing.”

With the league covering its expenses, Arkansas players agreed to forget about the three weeks back pay they were owed and play out the rest of the season – with no guarantee they’d receive any money for their efforts.

“The first time we missed a payroll they were free agents, but only one of the 36 left,” Overton said. “Several of them got offers from other teams, but they turned them down.”

Heading into their road game against the Norfolk Neptunes on November 8, the Diamonds had posted a 5-5 record with two games remaining and their refusal to give up had resulted in opposing fans taking up their cause. When the Diamonds arrived in Norfolk, their pregame meal, transportation to the stadium and motel rooms had been donated by Neptunes supporters.

“As far as I’m concerned, we’ve got the best team in the league,” interim coach John Hoffman told the Daily Press of Newport News. “They’ve rallied around the team and are giving it everything they can.”

Bobby Tiner led the team running and passing, throwing for 1,256 yards and 10 touchdowns while rushing for 513 yards and four more scores. Tommy Burnett was his favorite receiver, catching 34 aerials for 620 yards and eight touchdowns.

Defensively, Tommy Trantham paced the resistance with seven interceptions.

More than half the roster had ties to Arkansas colleges; Trantham and Burnett were former Razorbacks while Tiner was a Little All-American Honorable Mention selection out of Central Arkansas (then Arkansas State Teachers College).

If this was a sports movie, the Diamonds would’ve defeated Norfolk, closed out the campaign with a win over the Texarkana Titans in front of a raucous crowd at War Memorial Stadium, and found enough money to set the stage for a bright future.

Real life, however, sometimes simply fades to black.

Norfolk thumped Arkansas, 55-14, and only 1,489 fans showed up to watch the Diamonds come up short against Texarkana, 42-38, on November 15.

The team never played another game.

Despite the selflessness of the players and financial kindness of both friends and strangers, it wasn’t enough to save the Diamonds. The club had a three-year financial plan that required 20 people to invest $15,000 each, but only 11 stepped up and the franchise folded on March 27, 1970.

“It came that close for being here three years,” Burnett said. “We had promised the commissioner (James Dunn) that if he’d let us finish the year, we’d either get a three-year program or none at all.”

Ironically, the entire league went under five months later, with many of the stronger franchises moving to the established Atlantic Coast Football League and its three Texas-based teams joining the new Trans-Atlantic Football League.

Overall, the history of the Arkansas Diamonds is hardly heartwarming. But for a few months in 1969, the heart shown by their players – and Continental Football League fans – made for a life-affirming story.