Skyforce topples Squadron

It seems appropriate – although disappointing for most of the 1,477 fans in the building – that on Star Wars Night at Legacy Arena, the force was with the visiting Sioux Falls Skyforce.

I mean, it’s literally in their name.

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But for T.J. Saint and company, it was a timeout that was forced upon them that contributed to their undoing.

The Miami Heat affiliates entered the G League clash against the Birmingham Squadron with a circuit-best 4-0 record and exited with a 5-0 mark after topping the New Orleans Pelicans’ developmental club (1-4), 121-116.

With the Squadron trailing 115-111, the home team forced a turnover thanks to a Malcolm Hill steal with 24 seconds remaining and were headed for a transition bucket.

Instead, an official said the Birmingham bench had called a timeout.

That was news to Saint.

“I have no idea,” said Saint, obviously frustrated. “(The official) said he heard a player call a timeout, but I don’t see how he knew who it was because he wasn’t looking. He just guessed.”

The Squadron still managed to pull within one at 117-116 – and with the score 119-116, Kira Lewis Jr. had a chance to tie it with three seconds left – but his 3-pointer wouldn’t fall.

Lewis, on assignment from the parent club, led Birmingham with 29 points.

Trey Jemison had a career-high 21 points to go with 17 rebounds. It was his fourth double-double in a row and eighth in the last 10 outings.

“I’ve played more basketball this year than I’ve played my entire life,” Jemison said. “I’m just in a rhythm now.”

Hill also had 21 points, and Jalen Crutcher contributed 14.

Despite solid numbers, Saint was disappointed in his side’s unforced errors.

“This is the first time in 20 games I had no clue who that team was,” Saint said. “It wasn’t a physical energy thing because we improved in the second half, but it was a mental thing. And you can’t do that and be a good team.”

Center Orlando Robinson had a monster game for the winners, tallying 41 points – included a trio of baskets from 3-point range – and snatching 13 rebounds.

Justin Champagnie scored 26 points, followed by Alondes Williams, Jamaree Bouyea (17), and Caleb Daniels (12).

Sioux Falls took control of the game early, racing out to a 42-25 first quarter lead. Robinson had already amassed 15 points and six rebounds after just 12 minutes, and registered a double-double (23 points and 10 boards) by intermission.

Birmingham rallied in the second quarter, slicing the Sioux Falls lead to just six points at the 8:11 mark. But Robinson got busy again and allowed his team to get most  of those points back, and at halftime the visitors held a 65-50 advantage.

The Squadron regrouped after the break and got right back in the game in the third period.

A Lewis layup made it a three-point game (75-72) with 5:32 left in the frame, and Hill’s 3-pointer at 4:05 cut the deficit to 77-75.

When the buzzer sounded the Skyforce was clinging to a 91-86 lead, and Birmingham still had a quarter to flip the script.

They almost did – but wound up on the losing end of a game in which they led only once (6-4).

Road weary: Friday was the regular season home opener for Birmingham, who played two games at Indiana and then a pair of back-to-back days against Grand Rapids.

The team has logged a lot of minutes in a short time, and it showed – especially early in the loss to the Skyforce.

“We got back (Thursday morning), some of us were under the weather and we got some meds and got right but man, it was a long trip,” Jemison said. “We’ve played five games in seven days, and it’s my first time to do that as a rookie to play that many games so fast, so I’m just trying to adjust to the flow.

“You want to keep playing at your top level every day, but it’s kinda rough. You could tell today we were exhausted the first 20 minutes.”

Honoring legends: As part of the Martin Luther King Jr. holiday celebration – and as a salute to Birmingham’s role in the civil rights movement – the Squadron will wear Birmingham Black Barons specialty jerseys for games against Raptors 905 on January 13 and January 15.

The jerseys have a black torso design and BBB across the chest, as well as the outline of the Magic City skyline on the shorts.

A tribute to the Negro League baseball team that played here from 1920-1960, the jersey was designed to “honor the players and history of this part of the cultural heritage of the Birmingham community.”

 “We are honored to celebrate and recognize the Birmingham Black Barons with the donning of these specialty jerseys,” Squadron general manager Leslie Claybrook said. “The history of the Black Barons in the Magic City and nationally is quite remarkable and needs to continue to be told. These specialty jerseys play a small role in keeping the legacy top-of-mind.”

Game-worn jerseys will be auctioned at Legacy Arena during both games and proceeds of the jersey will benefit the Negro League Baseball Museum.

OTD in 1948: The Birmingham Vulcans of the Southern Professional Basketball League lost to the Jackson (Mississippi) Senators, 48-47. Jackson’s Charley Ward hit two free throws in the waning seconds to secure the victory for the hosts.

Birmingham was led by Shag Hawkins’ 12 points.

OTD in 2022: The Squadron fell to the Stockton Kings, 103-80, at Stockton Arena.

Tra Holder led Birmingham with 15 points, while Joe Young and Riley LaChance finished with 14 points apiece.

OTD in 2023: The Squadron dropped a 113-107 decision to the South Bay Lakers at the UCLA Health Training Center.

Kelan Martin and Javonte Smart each pumped in 28 points, with Kalob Ledoux chipping in 22.

Zylan Cheatham had 10 points to go with 11 rebounds for the double-double.

Next up: Birmingham is back on the road Thursday for a matchup with the Memphis Hustle at the Landers Center in Southaven, Mississippi.

Tip time is 7 p.m.

Caging the monsters

Teddy Dobrota knew all about monsters.

Every day – without fail – he’d tap his animation pod and watch Commander Chasley Carmichael round up man-eating creatures, cage them, and keep humanity safe from the forces of evil.

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No matter the size or savvy of the beasts, CCC always got the best of them. Sometimes he’d subdue them with his stun gun, as he did the Martian Marsupial, and other times he’d wrestle them into submission using his own incredible strength, as was the case with the Swamp Hog.

And when he wasn’t watching CCC, Teddy was controlling him with his Commander Chasley Carmichael Interactive Hologram Game. He loved to see CCC fire up his jet pack, fly above a predator, and then drop a weighted chain net over it.

His favorite part was always opening the cage door, making CCC give a swift kick to the monster that forced it inside, then slamming the door shut.

On this particular Saturday, however, Teddy was going to see the real hero and the monsters he had subdued.

The Commander Chasley Carmichael Touring Detainment Center was finally making a stop in Harbor City, and Teddy’s father, Burt, had secured two VIP tickets to the event.

Not only would he have an opportunity to meet CCC and shake his hand, he would get to walk with him as he passed the cages holding the monsters.

“Teddy, you ready to hop on the tube and head to the show?”

Already wearing his green CCC jacket and black CCC Junior Commander’s Club arm band, Teddy didn’t have to be asked twice.

“Yessir!” he shouted. “I can’t wait!”

The transit tube trip took less than five minutes, and father and son arrived at check-in with tickets in hand. A dozen or so other kids – along with their guardians – had also secured VIP passes, and were quickly placed in the queue to enter the center.

Teddy could feel his heart racing, and he was so nervous his mouth was bone dry. As much as he enjoyed seeing CCC and the monsters in cartoon form and manipulating them when playing the game, the 10-year-old was actually about to come face to face with the real hero and some of the most dangerous life forms in the solar system.

The doors to the center opened and a robotic voice greeted the visitors.

“Welcome to the Commander Chasley Carmichael Touring Detainment Center. Each ticket holder will be allowed to ask one question. When the red light in the center of your pass starts flashing, you have 30 seconds to ask your question. Otherwise, do not speak. Do not touch the cages. Do not touch Commander Carmichael unless he extends his hand. Please enjoy your tour.”

Teddy and Burt were six rows back as the line began moving forward, and all eyes turned toward CCC, who was perched on a landing that encircled the cages.

In animated form, the hero had long, shiny red hair and his black, form-fitting uniform seemed to be molded over his muscles.

In person, CCC had close-cropped, reddish gray hair and his build was … lumpy. And instead of the booming voice associated with the animated CCC, the man himself sounded hoarse.

“I’m Captain Carmichael,” he said in a tone that clearly lacked enthusiasm. “I’ve traveled all across the globe and through the vastness of space to ensure human beings are spared the horrifying fate of a monster attack. What you’ll see is just a small sample of what I’ve done during my 30-plus year career of cleaning up scum.”

The first cage housed “Snowball,” a Yeti-like creature CCC had captured on Kepler-186f. Teddy expected to see a hulking abominable snowman with long, yellow teeth, razor-sharp claws and glowing orange eyes.

Instead, Snowball was slumped in a corner – its left hand shaking uncontrollably  and an open wound on its right shoulder. The  creature was wet, dirty and appeared to be scared.

A kid standing just to the left of Teddy held the ticket that produced the first blinking light.

“Commander Carmichael,” the young man asked, “Is Snowball sick?”

CCC gave a quick glance in the beast’s direction.

“I don’t know … maybe,” he said. “They might’ve just drugged him to keep him calm. The important thing is that it’s in there and we’re out here, so it can’t hurt us.”

As the tour continued Teddy noticed that the monsters were nothing like they appeared in the cartoons. Instead of being frightening, they merely looked frightened.

And each time a red light blinked, the question asked was answered with a flippant response:

“How many people has the Martian Marsupial killed?

“I’m not sure it killed anybody, but it won’t kill anybody now, will it?

“Do you ever feel sorry for the monsters?”

“No. Why should I?”

“What made you decide to be a monster hunter?”

“Money.”

Teddy’s light flashed just as the line had reached Swamp Hog’s cage. It wasn’t the giant boar with monstrous tusks he envisioned, but an underfed, brown pig-like animal whose teeth had been pulled.

“Commander,” Teddy asked. “Why is Swamp Hog so thin?”

CCC shrugged.

“Maybe he’s on a diet, kid,” he said, disdainfully. “Look – I just track ‘em down and bring ‘em in. I don’t really care what happens to ‘em afterward. Neither should you.”

Once the tour ended, Teddy and Burt walked quietly toward the transit tube. The child was obviously upset – never even bothering to shake CCC’s hand – and his dad figured he had gotten his feelings hurt by the Commander’s snarky response to his question.

They didn’t talk on the short ride home, and Teddy went straight to his room after they arrived.

A couple of hours passed before Burt knocked on the door – balancing a sandwich on top of a glass of water – and nudged it open.

“You need to eat something, bud,” his father said.

Teddy was playing the Commander Chasley Carmichael Interactive Hologram Game.

“I’ll eat in a minute, dad,” he said. “I’m almost finished.”

Burt looked down to see the Snowball character locking CCC in a cage – after delivering a swift kick to the Commander’s backside.

“That’s a bit of a twist, isn’t it, son?”

Teddy looked up at his father, his eyes welling with tears.

“Not really,” he said. “Monsters belong in cages, don’t they?”

The United Football League

OK, so one league with eight teams merges with another league with eight teams and the result is … one eight-team league?

That’s the new reality of spring professional football now that the USFL and XFL have blended parts of their families to form the United Football League.

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The UFL – not to be confused with the original UFL (1961-64) or the second UFL (2009-12) – is comprised of four XFL survivors (Arlington Renegades, DC Defenders, San Antonio Brahmas and St. Louis Battlehawks) and four former USFL clubs (Birmingham Stallions, Houston, Memphis Showboats and Michigan Panthers). Houston – known as the Gamblers during its two USFL years – has rebranded as the Roughnecks, which played in both the 2020 and 2023 XFL. They’ll be led by Curtis Johnson, who was the head coach of the Gamblers last season.

Skip Holtz (Stallions), Mike Nolan (Panthers), Bob Stoops (Renegades), Reggie Barlow (Defenders) and Anthony Becht (Battlehawks) return to their respective teams this spring. Wade Phillips, who coached the Roughnecks last year, has moved to San Antonio.

John DeFilippo coached the USFL New Orleans Breakers in 2023 and has taken over as boss of the Showboats.

Fox and ESPN will be the primary broadcast partners.

Arlington, the defending XFL champion, will play the two-time defending USFL champion Birmingham to kick-off the inaugural season on March 30. No site has been officially announced but speculation is that the game will be contested in Arlington, where league headquarters are located.

Training camp opens there on February 24.

Birmingham, Houston, Memphis and Michigan will play in the USFL Division, with Arlington, DC, San Antonio and St. Louis populating the XFL Division.

Gone from the USFL contingent are the New Jersey Generals, Breakers, Philadelphia Stars and Pittsburgh Maulers, while the XFL shuttered the Orlando Guardians, Seattle Sea Dragons and Vegas Vipers.

This merger, as it turns out, is really a combination of contracted leagues. Russ Brandon (former President and CEO of the XFL) will be the President and CEO of the UFL, while Daryl Johnston (former USFL President of Football Operations) will assume a similar role with the new venture.

Dany Garcia and Dwayne Johnson broke the news on FOX on New Year’s Eve, and unveiled a logo that was obviously inspired by the 2023 XFL logo. That leads me to believe the UFL will have more of an XFL “feel.”

That seems even more true if Arlington follows the hybrid hub model utilized by XFL 3.0. The Washington Post reports that’ll be the case, with teams practicing and living in the area throughout the regular season.

Teams will travel to their home and road games – well, Arlington will already be home – but the other seven teams will have to fly or drive to their host stadiums.

Think of it as a situation where the kids spend all week at their boarding school but get to see their parents on the weekend.

It’s better than the USFL hub situation, but not as good as a home team having, you know, an actual home.

“From day one, our mission has been to expand the game of football and be a league of opportunity, culture and innovation,” Johnson said. “As we come together to create the UFL, we can build something powerful, exciting and very cool for football fans – a spring league with lasting impact for all the players with a dream to play pro football and the ‘hardest workers in the room’ mentality to make their dreams come true.”

Added Garcia, “This new venture is possible because of a shared visionary mindset, a profound passion for the game, and first-hand experience living and creating the opportunities that football makes possible. As a unified spring league, we are able to deepen our commitment to unlocking and surpassing the dreams of our players, coaches, staff and fans. This league represents continued legacy and evolution, and we look forward to building the universe of spring football.”

While all of us who enjoy alternative football are glad it’ll return for a third consecutive year, I was hoping more than eight clubs would tee it up next spring.

I didn’t necessarily expect a 16-team league, but I thought surely there’d be 12. Eliminate the redundancies (Houston Gamblers and Roughnecks) and weed out a couple of the clubs that generated little fan interest, sure. But now 2024 basically just takes us back to 2022 where players were fighting for roughly 400 roster spots instead of the 800 available in 2023.

This’ll result in a higher concentration of talent on each club, of course, but it also means less opportunities for guys who want to keep playing for pay.

From a fan standpoint, the USFL cuts make the most sense. Despite branding themselves New Jersey, Philadelphia, Pittsburgh, Houston and New Orleans, the Generals, Stars, Maulers, Gamblers and Breakers never once played in those cities.

It’s hard to feel a sense of loss when you lose something you never really had.

I do feel for the folks who supported Orlando, Seattle and Vegas in XFL, but I think the biggest loser in the merger might be Canton.

Tom Benson Hall of Fame Stadium hosted the USFL playoffs and championship in 2022, and last year the city was also the home base for the Generals and Maulers.

The league asked a lot of the fans in northeast Ohio to come out and support teams that weren’t theirs, and now they’re left with nothing.

As for the biggest winner, that would be the Canadian Football League. While there is only roster room for 20 international players per club, the CFL now has eight less teams south of its border to compete with.

Naturally, my hope – and the hope of fellow spring football supporters – is that the UFL takes root, expands, survives and ultimately thrives.

To do that, it’ll need to widen its footprint by entering more major markets (New York, Los Angeles, Chicago, for example); identify roughly 20,000 host city fans willing to show up for games week in and week out; and become a TV product that draws eyes long after the novelty of “offseason” football wears off.

To that end, here’s wishing not just one Happy New Year to the United Football League – but many happy years to come.