The Empire of Freedom

The pounding on the front door was relentless, but Dr. Jasmine Davis was in no rush to open it. She was quite used to the routine by now, and knew the two military men would wait for her to let them in, regardless of how long she took.

She rose from the burnt orange Chesterfield sofa, cracked her neck, and slowly made her way to the door, unlatching the chain lock and greeting the stone-faced visitors.

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“Hello, fellas,” she said. “I was wondering when you’d pay me an unfriendly visit.”

The youngish men bore the branding of the Empire of Freedom on their brown uniforms, and they were part of the patrol that worked Sector HA-One, a southeastern geographical area of the continent.

“We’re here to enforce compliance,” said the tallest of the two, whose name tag read “Reed.”

“Of course,” she said. “Time to make sure everyone is doing their part to support the Empire. Nothing screams ‘Freedom!’ like forced patriotism … am I right?”

She stepped away from the entrance and allowed Reed and the other soldier, Markum, to enter her sparsely decorated living room.

“It says here that you are Davis, Jasmine, age 38, black female, doctorate degree, university instructor with a specialization in world history, ID number 4151947,” Markum read from a small red notebook. “Is that correct?”

“Everything is correct except for the ID,” she said. “That’s what the Empire tagged me with, and I don’t recognize it because I’m a person, not a number. So, you can go ahead and mark me as non-compliant there. I’m not gonna wear the bracelet. Not today, not tomorrow, not ever.”

Markum made a check with a small pencil.

“According to our notes, in the past six months you have been in violation of the Empire Flag Display Act three times, did not participate in the Empire Freedom Appreciation Day Assembly last year, and there have been reports that during some of your classes you have taught prohibited subject matter as defined in the Empire Freedom Bill of Facts. How do you answer these charges?

Dr. Davis eased back over to her couch and sat down.

“Hmmm … how do I answer these charges? I answer them as I always answer them. I don’t own an Empire flag. If I did, I wouldn’t fly it. I don’t participate in the Empire Freedom Appreciation Day Assembly because if I have to participate in the Empire Freedom Appreciation Day Assembly, I’m not free. And as for banned subject matter, not everyone is afraid of knowledge. Fortunately, there are people who want to learn what the Empire won’t teach, whether you or anyone else in the Empire likes it or not.”

Dr. Davis got up, walked over to a table near the front door, and picked up stacks of paper.

“See these? These are all citations you people have written me for various ‘offenses,’” she explained. “I can either pay the penalty, or go to one of your luxurious Reform Camps. Or – and this is the option I’ve chosen – I can do none of the above.”

Dr. Davis dropped the citations back on the table.

“Dr. Davis,” Reed said. “There were two members of our patrol who came here a couple of weeks ago and never reported back to base. Would you know anything about that, by any chance?”

“You guys are always coming here,” she said. “What you do after you leave is none of my concern. Why don’t you try calling them.”

A hallway off of the living room was bare except for a small blackboard attached to the wall. Dr. Davis walked to it and grabbed a piece of chalk.

“I need to remind myself about the lesson plan for tomorrow,” she said. “Excuse me.”

In large capital letters, she wrote “RED TAILS.”

Markum grinned, and after taking the chalk from Dr. Davis, he wrote, “SPIT FIRE.”

In another time – and another country – those phrases were associated with the Tuskegee Airman, African-American military pilots who fought in World War II.

Today, they are passwords used by those attempting to thwart World War III.

She went back to the living room, lifted up the green area rug, and revealed a hatch. Once opened, concrete steps led to a massive underground facility.

Dr. Davis walked down first, followed by Markum and then Reed, who closed the trapdoor behind him.

The two “missing” patrol members from the last visit was there, along with several other soldiers and civilians. Some were manning computers at an elaborate control center, others were loading supplies onto electric carts, and still more were working feverishly to extend a tunnel system, which was already several miles long.

“Glad to see we have two more for the fight,” Dr. Davis said, shaking the hands of her two newest recruits.

The Memphis 3 or Chicago 3?

Fifty-one years ago this month, John Bassett shocked the sports world when he lured fullback Larry Csonka, wide receiver Paul Warfield and running back Jim Kiick away from the Super Bowl champion Miami Dolphins to the Toronto Northmen of the fledgling World Football League.

Of course, the Northmen never materialized, and relocated to Memphis (where they became the Southmen).

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If you’re a football history geek, you probably already know that.

But did you know that just five months before the trio’s debut – and the start of the WFL’s ill-fated 1975 season – there was a deal in the works to send them to Chicago’s new franchise?

In early March of 1975, there was still some question as to whether or not the WFL would be around for a second try. After the epic financial disaster of the 1974 campaign, new league commissioner Chris Hemmeter was overseeing a “reorganization” plan for the league, which wouldn’t be finalized until April.

Meantime, Bassett had announced on March 2 that he had offered a group of Chicago investors Csonka, Warfield and Kiick in exchange for a joint ownership of a new Windy City-based franchise.

The Chicago Fire, which played in 1974, had folded in January, 1975.

“I would hope Csonka, Kiick and Warfield don’t have to play in Memphis,” Bassett told the Commercial Appeal in Memphis for a March 2 story.

Bassett thought the Southmen were strong enough to be a winning team even without the three. By sending them to Chicago, it would give the WFL a boost by having them showcased in a major media market – thus possibly saving the circuit from extinction.

“Their contract is a very simple one,” Bassett said. “It is a standard player’s contract with a  couple of alterations – the main alteration being that there are some personal guarantees, and the second one being that I have to be associated with the football team.”

Under Bassett’s plan, he would own both the Memphis franchise and be a part owner of the Chicago entry.

“It is conceivable that corporately we could have two separate football teams,” he told the paper. “The contract was originally signed with the Toronto Northmen, which is the general partner in Memphis. The contract is still with the Toronto Northmen.”

Bassett said the season ticket holders he had talked to in Memphis seemed to be fine with the potential loss of the NFL stars.

“We phoned every season ticket holder, and we only lost 35 subscribers – 19 had moved away or died,” he said. “We picked up 500. That was the week after the speculation, the Csonka-Kiick-Warfield story, broke. Fans could be really upset if we were 3-17, but we had the best record in North America in 1974 (17-4 with a playoff loss to the Florida Blazers).”

With stars in Memphis such as running backs J.J. Jennings and Willie Spencer, as well as wide receiver Ed Marshall, the Southmen already had plenty of weapons.

Chicago’s new team, however, needed to make a splash.

“Is it wrong to want to showcase the best you have in a suitable arena (Soldier Field) to get the maximum benefit from them?” Bassett asked. “I think not.”

Two weeks later, Csonka told the Commercial Appeal he wasn’t concerned about what team he’d be repping in ’75.

“To tell you the truth, I’m tired of hearing and reading about where we’re going to play,” the future Hall of Famer said. “One day it’s this city, the next day it’s somewhere else. As long as I get to play football, it doesn’t matter where.”

That said, the goings on behind the scenes in the WFL didn’t inspire confidence.

“It seems to me that while arguing over a sandwich, they’re going to miss dinner,” Csonka said. “It seems very, very shaky to me. I think the league is far behind schedule, and it disenchants me to know they aren’t any farther ahead at this point than they are.

“I would have thought they could have had all their groundwork completed for a second season, and be ready to go by now.”

As the calendar shifted from March to April, things got even more interesting.

Eugene Pullano had emerged as the principal owner of the Chicago franchise. And not only was he negotiating with Bassett for the “big three,” he was also trying to lure Joe Namath from the New York Jets.

Although Namath was past his prime, he would’ve certainly made the WFL a major news story.

Heading into league meetings, Pullano said he needed to close one or both deals or he wouldn’t join the league.

“Without Namath, I won’t accept the secondary package,” Pullano said in an interview with the Chicago Tribune. “If the WFL assures me in writing of Csonka, Kiick and Warfield, I’ll conditionally join the WFL. It’s one package or the other … we won’t go without them.”

On April 16, Hemmeter announced that the WFL was a go for 1975 and would feature at least 10 franchises. That same day, however, Bassett and Pullano broke off negotiations for Csonka, Warfield and Kiick.

“They will play for the Memphis Southmen, period,” Bassett told United Press International. “It did not become necessary for me to sell their contracts to the league in order for the WFL to continue.

“Initially, I never intended them to play anywhere else but in Toronto, but when I was forced to move to Memphis, I never intended for them to play anywhere else but Memphis.”

Namath ultimately turned down Chicago’s $4 million offer, but Pullano reconsidered and decided to move forward with the new franchise, nicknamed the Winds.

It was a bad idea.

Chicago was the first team to fold in the WFL’s second season, going cleats up after just five regular season games and finishing 1-4. Their final game, incidentally, was a 31-7 road loss to the Southmen.

The rest of the league followed suit after 12 weeks; Memphis fans got to see Csonka, Warfield and Kiick perform at the Liberty Bowl just seven times before waning fan interest – and a lack of a national TV contract – doomed the WFL for good.

“I still want to play some football,” Csonka said on the day the WFL folded – October 22, 1975. “But the league just fell out from under us.”

Afterlife Adventures

“Welcome Mr. Fitzgerald … please take a seat.”

The office of Marvin Gladwater was small but opulent. High end, antique artwork from the 21st century adorned the pastel yellow walls and the jet black table and chairs – anchoring the center of the room – were so shiny they practically glowed. Durwood Fitzgerald eased into the seat opposite Gladwater.

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“So, Mr. Fitzgerald, how did you hear about Afterlife Adventures?”

Science had made monumental advancements since World Cyber War II, and by the year 2345, a company called Afterlife Adventures, Inc., discovered that a bridge between death and “post-mortal life” did, in fact, exist. Every human life had a “Malleable Vestige,” or MV, after death, but only Afterlife Adventures, Inc., was able to contain it – and offer a vessel allowing it to exist in the world of the living.

“Well,” Fitzgerald began, “I was watching a Continental Omegaball League game on my holographic display cube and saw your commercial. It said you have several different options and I was just curious what those options are. I guess it just got me thinking about what my next move should be. You know … after I’m gone. So, you can actually put my MV into something that’s still alive, is that right?”

“Correct,” Gladwater said. “It’s a shared experience since you’ll be joining  a sentient being. You’ve seen those historical presentations featuring what were known as automobiles, haven’t you? Basically, the sentient being is the driver, but you’re along for the ride. We have different tiers, from some that are comparatively inexpensive to others that are – if I’m being honest – extremely pricey. But as you can imagine, jumping from one plane of existence to another and then back again is hardly cheap. Here are a few options for you to consider, based on how many Rhodium Chips you’ve kept in reserve.”

Gladwater snapped his finger and a 3D projection system appeared before Fitzgerald, allowing the potential client to get a brief synopsis of some of the more popular options. Among them were Afterlife Adventure Basic, Afterlife Adventure Plan B, Afterlife Adventure Silver, Afterlife Adventure Platinum, and Afterlife Adventure Ultimate.

“Wow, that Ultimate plan looks awesome,” Fitzerald said, pointing, “aren’t those famous people? I think I recognize one of those guys  … isn’t that Doofus McGoofington from the ‘Snort-Laugh Until You Break Wind Comedy Hour?’”

“Indeed. This is our most prestigious option. Some of the top divertissement performers on the planet are part of the Afterlife Adventure. Imagine sharing the consciousness of a retro rap artist like Phil A.O. Soul. Just last year a client joined him right as he was starting his ‘Damn, That’s A Big-Ass Cookie’ tour. What an experience that must’ve been! And another client’s MV was paired with award-winning thespian Ptolemy Heatherington. They got to be part of the popular horror series, ‘Don’t Be Afraid Of That Thing In The Mirror That You Think Could Be a Ghost But You Can’t Say For Sure Because You Just Woke Up And Have Been Sick.’ Of course, that costs 300 Rhodium Chips.”

Fitgerald audibly gasped.

“Good grief,” he said. “That’s way, way too rich for my blood. And, frankly Mr. Gladwell, I’m pretty sure most of these popular ones are out of my price range. But this basic plan … it’s just two Rhodium Chips, which seems like a heckuva deal. I’m a little confused, though. I just see a bunch of squirrels running around in a field. Would that mean you’d place my MV in, like, a park ranger or something.”

Gladwater smiled.

“Actually, we’d place you in a squirrel, Mr. Fitzgerald. Admittedly it’s not the sexiest option, but many people choose this and chances are if you decided to MV as a squirrel, you’re quite likely to meet someone you once knew. We have a testimonial from two MVs who dated during their Learning Pod work as teenagers, lost track of each other, died, and then became reacquainted as squirrels. They likely would’ve married had they not been squirrels who, of course, do not marry. They basically just do squirrel stuff.”

Fitzgerald pursed his lips.

“Hmmm,” he said. “The squirrel option doesn’t sound bad, but how long do they live in the wild – five, 10 years, tops? I’m almost inclined to just let my MV go wherever it goes naturally – the great beyond, or wherever. Then it won’t cost me anything.”

Fitgerald got up and extended his hand.

“Oh, well … thank you for your time, Mr. Gladwater,” he said. “I think for now I’ll pass. I might reconsider it later, though. I’ve always been fond of squirrels.”

“Before you go,” Gladwater said, “we do have a new, experimental option we’ve been workshopping. It’s called the Afterlife Adventure Politics Plan. We place your MV into a person who has held office in the Global Government Alliance for 25 or more years. It’s 10 Rhodium Chips.”

Fitzgerald shook his head.

“Well, like I said, I don’t even want to spend the two Rhodium Chips for the Basic Plan. I’m definitely not gonna spend 10.”

“Oh, no, Mr. Fitzgerald,” Gladwater said. “We put 10 Rhodium Chips in your reserve. Basically, an MV is just a soul, and souls are barely discernable among the bulk of these career politicians. You’d be doing most of the driving yourself.”