It’s hard to fit 5 leagues into 4 playoff spots

By the time Saturday night had slipped into Sunday morning, the politicking on Twitter was in full force.

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Fans of one-loss Alabama (11-1) were convinced the Crimson Tide was worthy of a spot in the College Football Playoff.

Supporters of two-loss Ohio State (11-2) – the freshly crowned Big Ten champions – were equally sure their Buckeyes deserved to join No. 1 Clemson (12-1) , No. 2 Oklahoma (12-1) and No. 3 Georgia (12-1) in college football’s most exclusive club.

So back and forth they went, bashing “experts” who disagreed with them while praising third parties who shared their party line.

Of course ultimately it came down to the CFP Selection Committee, whose members knew they would be highly unpopular in either Tuscaloosa or Columbus, depending on their decision.

Turns out it was Columbus that was the Whine Capital of the college football world today when Nick Saban’s charges grabbed the last spot and left Urban Meyer’s team out of the Final Four.

And while college football has changed dramatically since it first came to be nearly 150 years ago, complaining fans remain the one constant.

They’ll moan about their team being disrespected, groan about them being overlooked, and wail about the kids being unappreciated. Shoot, sometimes they even have a point.

And woe were the denizens of “The Discovery City” once they discovered their team wasn’t considered pretty enough to go to the dance.

“The committee views Alabama as a non-champion that is unequivocally one of the four best teams in the country, and that’s why they are in,” CFP committee chairman Kirby Hocutt said on a teleconference earlier today. “Here is why the committee ranked Alabama at No. 4.  Alabama has one loss, and it was on the road to now No. 7 Auburn. Ohio State has two losses, one by 15 points at home to Oklahoma, and the other more damaging by 31 points at unranked Iowa.
“Alabama is superior in just about every statistical category that we think are important. For example, they are No. 1 or No. 2 in every key defensive category.”

The Buckeyes had a Big Ten title going for it (a 27-21 victory over previously unbeaten Wisconsin last night), but as Hocutt said, both of their defeats were by substantial margins and one was simply horrible.

Plus, a two-loss team has yet to crack the CFP.

And as tempted as Ohio State faithful might’ve been to demand entry because their team won its league title, history was not on their side. Last year’s Buckeyes were playoff-bound while Penn State hoisted the Big Ten trophy – yet was assigned to the “New Year’s Six” Rose Bowl.

(11-2 Southern Cal won the Pac-12 title on Friday, by the way, but not a lot of fuss was made about the Trojans’ playoff snub. USC and Ohio State will meet in the Cotton Bowl on Dec. 29).

“You have to understand, they’re not kind of disappointed – they’re probably devastated,” Meyer said of his players. “But that’s one thing families do. How do you handle devastation? Get around those you love and let’s go back to work.”

Alabama hardly ended its season on a high note, which gave Ohio State hope it could play its way into the CFP.

UA had to rally late to beat a middlin’ Mississippi State team on Nov. 11; logged an easy win over Mercer a week later in a game that, frankly, should have never been scheduled; and then fell to Auburn 26-14 in the Iron Bowl – a contest that saw the Tide get outplayed and Saban, outcoached.

“Even though we didn’t finish in the last game like we’d like, we feel like the committee did a great job of picking the four best teams,” Saban said this afternoon. “We certainly feel like we’re one of the four best teams.”

Of course he does. But remember what I’ve been saying from Day One – this is more an invitational than a traditional playoff. And unless some major lawyering takes place, the Football Bowl Subdivision is contractually obligated to a four-team format for another decade.

And that’s too bad.

I was pimping a 16-team playoff long before it was a twinkle in the NCAA’s eye – back when the FBS was still Division 1-A. That model is based on the myth that all “major” college football programs are part of the same classification.

They aren’t. In name maybe, but not in practice.

The Power 5 conferences run the show and the Group of 5 schools are the second division of the FBS. That’s why 12-0 Central Florida, the only unbeaten team among its 130 members, never had any chance whatsoever of making the playoff.

And as long as the CFP is a Power 5 product, teams from leagues like the American Athletic and Conference USA never will.

So let’s just go ahead and admit that – in the eyes of college football’s overlords – there are only 65 major college teams (that includes all Power 5 conference members plus Notre Dame).

But even if you decrease the sample size to that number, the current CFP is still insufficient.

If there are five power conferences, shouldn’t playoff spots be available to the champions of those conferences?

And with the SEC taking up two places this year, more hell will be raised and the heat will be hotter as the CFP is cussed and discussed heading into next season.

Based on the committee’s final rankings, an 8-team playoff in 2017 would feature Clemson, Georgia, Oklahoma, Ohio State and Southern Cal as conference champ qualifiers, while Alabama, Wisconsin and Auburn would make it in as wildcards.

That would’ve left Penn State, Miami and Washington – all 10-2 ­– on the outside looking in.

Their fans – like those of Ohio State today – would also be upset, but with all leagues represented in the tourney the “fairness factor” would be adequately addressed.

Fairness, however, doesn’t really come into play.

So on New Year’s Day, the Sugar Bowl will have Superfight III between Clemson and Alabama, and the Rose Bowl will match up Georgia and Oklahoma in their first-ever gridiron meeting.

If the Crimson Tide and the Bulldogs both lose, the committee will look bad for putting two SEC teams in the field.

But even if they both win, building its entire format around five conferences but having room for only four participants makes the CFP look even worse.

Just ask Ohio State fans.

The Deep South’s Oldest Rivalry: Do-Over Edition

Auburn vs. Georgia is one of the great annual clashes in college football, and the game is billed as “The Deep South’s Oldest Rivalry” because it’s just that.

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The teams first met in 1892 and have mixed it up 122 times in all.

But when the schools play on Saturday at Mercedes-Benz Stadium in Atlanta, you can make the argument (and it’s a solid argument) that it’s their biggest football showdown of all time.

It also feels a bit odd because it’ll be the second time they’ve played in less than a month.

The winner of the SEC Championship Game between No. 2 Auburn (10-2) and No. 6 Georgia (11-1) will earn a berth in the College Football Playoff. That, obviously, is the headline, and makes this year’s battle for league supremacy a national quarterfinal.

But a sidebar to the main story is that Auburn’s 40-17 thrashing of UGA at Jordan-Hare Stadium on Nov. 11 will be null and void after Saturday.

It doesn’t matter what the outcome is on Saturday night … that first game will cease to be relevant.

Oh, it’ll always be in the record books. And right now – at this moment – Auburn fans can still revel in the fact that the (then) No. 1 team in the nation came to the Plain and got their butts kicked.

After Saturday, though, it’s old news.

Should the Tigers complete a sweep of the Dawgs, they’ll be bragging about winning the SEC Championship Game. Sure, they might reference the regular season conquest, but it’ll be buried under the weight of the victory that put them in the playoffs.

On the other hand, a Bulldog “W” would practically wipe the Nov. 11 game from existence.

Not only would Georgia avenge its loss to Auburn, it would also end AU’s shot at a national title.

It’d be something of a 2-for-1 deal, and 40-17 would never be spoken of again.

Bulldog wideout Terry Godwin says it’s an advantage to see their rivals again so soon.

“Now you got a lot more film than what you had from previous years or whatever, now seeing the recent stuff they’ve been doing or the recent stuff they did against us,” Godwin said. “So I mean, you’ve just got a lot more film to watch on them and a lot more knowledge than you had before to see what they’re going to throw at you and all this type stuff.”

He does, however, downplay the revenge angle.

“It’s not so much of revenge as it is us underclassmen wanting to send our senior class out on top and send them out the right way,” he said. “It’s just Auburn, they’re just having to come back up in our way again, and we just have to go out and defeat them.”

So what’s the key for the Tigers if they want to hold serve?

According to AU signal caller Jarret Stidham, it comes down to refocusing.

“Regardless of what happened three weeks ago, that’s three weeks ago. It’s in the past,” he said. “We’re both in the SEC Championship for a reason, and we know we’re going to have to bring our ‘A’ game because Georgia’s going to bring their ‘A’ game. That’s really what it comes down to.”

But remember the “odd” factor I mentioned earlier?

Stidham says it’s real.

“In terms of us playing Georgia again, it’s going to be kind of weird, honestly,” Stidham said. “You just planned to go against a team two weeks ago, and now you’ve got to re-plan. Obviously, we’re playing better, they’re playing better. They’re doing things different, we do things different.”

When the teams met in the regular season I fully expected Georgia to win. Instead, Auburn played its best game of the season and made the visitors look bad in a game that was well in hand midway through the third quarter.

Will Gus Malzahn’s Tigers continue to be the hottest team in the nation and K.O. the Dawgs again, or will Kirby Smart’s gang prevail in the do-over played just 70 miles from UGA’s campus?

We won’t have to wait much longer to find out.

What we know already, however, is that the Nov. 11 game will be ancient history regardless of which teams makes history in Atlanta.

Why all the fuss over royal weddings?

I’m sure you know by now that England’s Prince Harry and California’s Meghan Markle are set to have a royal wedding in May.

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What you may not know is that I don’t give a rat’s ass.

While that attitude makes me sound like a proper wanker, please know it’s nothing personal at all. From everything I’ve heard about Harry, he’s a good dude. And even though I’m not overly familiar with Ms. Markle’s work as an actor, she’s a committed humanitarian, and we’d all do well to undertake more humanitarian efforts – especially in today’s world.

They seem like lovely people and hopefully they’ll have a long and happy life together. I sincerely wish them the best, just as I wish all decent humans the best in all their decent endeavors.

Still, there’s the rat’s-ass factor.

Any time a “royal wedding” is announced hundreds of thousands of Americans get all excited, as though it’s relevant to their lives and they’re going to be invited to the event.

Guess what?

It’s not and you won’t, despite the fact that the bride is American (at least until she becomes the Duchess of Sussex).

The couple nuptials will get knotted at Windsor Castle in the 15th century St. George’s Chapel.

This is not like driving to Gatlinburg and having some rent-a-rev perform your ceremony at a tiny house chapel in front of a bunch of hung-over friends.

Nope, this is a major deal, with so much pomp and circumstance that extra pomp and circumstance will have to be shipped in just to ensure there is enough to go around.

Windsor Castle, by the way, is one of Queen Elizabeth’s residences, which means it probably has a kitchenette and big screen TV. That makes the locale even swankier.

In the United States, it’s tradition for the bride’s side of the family to pay for the wedding (or in the deep south, pay at least one month’s rent on the trailer.) In the case of this royal affair, Ms. Markle’s folks can rest easy because Harry’s people will foot the bill.

And they should.

Queen Elizabeth cleared $54.6 million in 2016, but a huge cost-of-ruling increase in 2017 upped her salary to $97.2 million.

That’s some righteous coin, especially since all she has to do is wave at peasants and occasionally hit somebody on the shoulder with a sword while dubbing them “Sir”.

And obviously, that kind of money means the rehearsal dinner will consist of more than just chicken wings and tater tots.

There will be fish and goose and veal and shrimp and duck and unicorn (along with chicken wings and tater tots, because they’re classics.)

And it’ll be held at a really nice place. I’m not sure they’ve decided on a restaurant yet, but if there’s a Cracker Barrel within walking distance of Windsor Castle, that’s where I’d have it. That way the royal kids could play checkers by the fire.

And my god, can you imagine the cost of Ms. Markle’s wedding dress?

Trust me, they don’t make ‘em like that at Dress Barn. Even as we speak, thousands of genetically enhanced silkworms are busy building it.

And of course, the event will be televised to a gazillion people around the world and millions of Americans will get up in the middle of the night to watch like it’s the World Cup or something.

And they’ll keep watching as the party shifts to Buckingham Palace, where an international Who’s Who of the rich and famous will gather for heavy hors d’oeuvres and karaoke.

I think I remember reading that at William and Kate’s wedding reception, Prince Philip brought down the house with his rendition of “She Thinks My Tractor’s Sexy.”

Still, I don’t understand the obsession.

For a nation that put so much time and effort breaking away from England and vowing to never again bow to any man or woman, we sure spend an inordinate amount of time getting all worked up when a prince or princess decides to get hitched.

But, whatever.

If that’s what tickles your nether regions, then go ahead and swoon over the Duchess of Sussex and Duke of Hazzard.

As for me, I’ll take a hard pass.

And cheerfully not give a rat’s ass.