Stallions, Breakers meet again

Skip Holtz and the Stallions meet the Breakers for the fourth time on Saturday.

From a competition standpoint, the United States Football League is entering its 15th week of competition. However, the Birmingham Stallions and New Orleans Breakers are already making a habit of clashing in big games.

In the new USFL’s debut last year, the two teams were undefeated heading into their Week Three showdown at Protective Stadium.

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The Stallions won that one, 22-13, leaving them as the lone unbeaten team left in the USFL.

The eventual champions completed a regular season sweep of the Breakers with a 10-9 victory in Week Eight, but the South Division rivals met once more in the first round of the playoffs in Canton, Ohio.

Skip Holtz’s charges made it three-for-three thanks to a 31-17 victory, one that gave them the chance to play – and beat – the Philadelphia Stars in the USFL title game.

This Saturday’s skirmish at Protective Stadium also features a pair of 2-0 teams, and the fourth overall meeting marks a renewal of what is, so far, the league’s most frequent rivalry.

Holtz thought last year’s Breakers team was good, but suggests this one is different – and maybe even better.

“Offensively, all you have to do is look at (head coach) John DeFilippo, where he’s been and what he’s done, with all the quarterbacks he’s been around and all the places he’s been in the NFL,” Holtz said. “They’re a two or three base tight end set, so they give you a lot of different sets with those guys. They just give you a lot of different looks and they’re very flexible, meaning they’re very hard to get a bead on. They run a lot of different plays out of a lot of different formations. It makes it hard to cover everybody with what they do. They do a great job.

“They’ve got really good players, their quarterback is playing really good for them right now, and I think they’ve got a really good football team. There’s a reason we’re both 2-0.”

The QB matchup features two league leaders. Stallions signal caller Alex McGough tops the USFL in touchdown passes with five (he’s also rushed for one) as well as points produced (36), while Breakers QB McLeod Bethel-Thompson is the air yardage leader with 554.

The Stallions pace the eight-team circuit with 386.5 yards per game as well as 257 passing yards each time out.

New Orleans holds down the top spot in individual receiving yards (Sage Surratt, 206) and kicking points (Matt Coghlin, 24).

“I’ve only played two plays against them due to my injuries, but they do a lot of the same schemes as far as defense,” McGough said. “They have some new players on the D-line, but they’re great players. They have a lot of speed. athleticism, and the linebackers are really, really good sideline to sideline guys.

“So, we’re just trying to go out there and execute our plays against their coverage and run really good routes. I have to make sure I’m very accurate with the football and just execute.”

McGough is coming off a magnificent showing in last Saturday’s 42-2 beatdown of Memphis, hitting 21 of 28 passes for 301 yards and four touchdowns. He played wire-to-wire due to the loss of J’Mar Smith, one of several Stallions taken off the board due to injuries.

“I couldn’t do it alone,” McGough said. “But I think as far as me playing, I thought I played very well. I thought my reads were great. But 10 other guys were doing their jobs and that made it all happen.

“We all fight for each other. Like, I know I’m not playing for myself.”

Wideout Austin Watkins, who caught three balls for 42 yards against the Showboats, agrees.

“We just play together as a team,” he said. “There’s unselfishness with all these guys. We know we need to be just having fun.”

CJ Marable rushed for 68 yards on 16  carries for Birmingham last week but it was ZaQuandre White who made the biggest splash in his first appearance as a Stallion, racking up 72 yards on eight totes and scoring twice. The 6-1, 215-pound University of South Carolina product was on the Miami Dolphins’ practice squad in 2022.

“He’s an incredibly talented individual,” Holtz said. “’Sizzle’ is a word that comes to mind. You know when you watch him run it’s like, ‘Wow, he’s different.’ You don’t have to be a football coach to figure out he’s pretty good. He’s just got to get more comfortable in the offense and be more consistent with what he does.

“So, I’m excited to watch his growth after watching him rush for 1,000 yards in the SEC. You saw what we saw the other night, and last week was the first time he was activated.”

While Birmingham has shown it can score points, its defense has proven it can prevent them. Under defensive coordinator John Chavis, the unit allowed just 10 points in a 27-10 season opening win over New Jersey and kept the Memphis offense off the scoreboard in a 42-2 blowout – losing the shutout on a safety.

Holtz knows Saturday’s opponent also has a formidable resistance.

“(New Orleans) has always had one of the best defenses in this league,” Holtz said. “When you look at the job (defensive coordinator) Jon Tenuta does, it makes you operate under pressure. He tries to dictate the tempo of the game and I’d say these two defenses are very similar. These are two of the better defenses in the league, but they’re also two very pressure-oriented defenses.”

Saturday’s kick-off is set for 11:30 a.m. and the game will be televised on the USA Network.

“The whole battle cry and the challenge we had last week was to try to win a football game with a lot of new faces – with seven starters out after week one,” Holtz said. “That’s a lot. Replacing a large percentage of your football team after week one, that’s tough. But I also think it speaks volumes to the depth that’s been required in the offseason and the great job (general manager) Zach Potter has done and continues to do.

“I’ve made this comment earlier … I think our team is deeper than we were last year as far as talent.”

Another spring football milestone

St. Louis Battlehawks coach Anthony Becht celebrates a TD. /© Scott Rovak/XFL

When the United States Football League ended its 2022 campaign, it became the first professional outdoor spring league to complete a full season since the 2001 XFL. Its return in 2023 means not since the 1991-92 World League of American Football has a springtime play-for-pay circuit featuring North American franchises made it to year two.

Both of those achievements are significant – historically and businesswise.

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And now, the third version of the XFL gets to do a bit of bragging, too.

Its 2023 regular season is in the books, and the circuit is two playoff contests and a championship game away from matching its prototype in longevity.

And if it comes back in 2024 – and there’s no reason at the moment to think it won’t – perhaps it’s time we start believing that spring football might actually have a future.

After feeling last year like I was aging out of alternative football, I find myself happily drawn back in. And I think part of it is because the people behind the USFL and XFL stand behind their products.

To make a bridge league (or leagues) between college football and the NFL successful, you have to have money, vision and patience. Both FOX Sports (USFL) and Dany Garcia, Dwayne Johnson and RedBird Capital Partners (XFL) appear to have all three.

Paying bills is a really solid business practice, and their ability to do it gives them more credibility than many leagues that have come before. Teams aren’t folding in the middle of the week, and players don’t worry about their checks bouncing.

And speaking of players, these guys are good. There are those who put some sort of imaginary cap on how much talent is available to stock pro football teams in any given year, but there’s plenty.

“If you’re telling me we don’t have guys who can play (in the NFL), you’re crazy,” St. Louis Battlehawks coach Anthony Becht said following his team’s final game of the season last weekend. “Some of these guys deserve to get another shot. I’ll continue to grind and continue to build this thing, and I hope I lose a lot of players to the next level to be quite frank, because they deserve it.”

Daryl Johnston, president of the USFL, seconds that emotion.

“We had (2022 USFL MVP) KaVontae Turpin sign a three-year deal with the Dallas Cowboys, and multiple players got on 53-man NFL rosters last season,” he said. “And some got to stay on those rosters. That’s what we’re trying to accomplish for these young men, is to change the trajectory of their life by giving them the opportunity to be on one of those 53-man NFL rosters.”

Giving more players and more coaches opportunities to ply their trade is a win-win situation for all involved. You can pick any XFL or USFL contest and see real enthusiasm among the competitors.

In many ways, it’s like watching a college game (and most of these guys aren’t that far removed from college).

Ultimately, though, it comes downs to entertainment.

Do these leagues give fans reasons to watch – and keep watching?

I think they do.

There will always be people who feel compelled to compare non-NFL leagues with the NFL, but to me, that’s a waste of time (and kinda misses the point).

For example, just a few years ago a typical weekend for me involved covering a South Carolina High School League game on Friday, Georgia, Clemson or South Carolina game on Saturday, and Carolina Panthers game on Sunday.

Obviously, you had three vastly different tiers. So, from a talent standpoint, Sunday games topped Saturday games, and Saturday games bested Friday games.

But there were many times the most fun game to watch came on a Friday night in a tiny stadium with rickety bleachers.

Point being, the sustained entertainment value of these leagues is what will ultimately keep them in business or push them out. A big enough audience to get networks the ratings they desire and advertisers the most bang for their buck is key, along with the continuing desire of people to bet on games.

St. Louis is a unicorn in that it drew an average of 35,104 fans to its building this season; attendance for the rest of the teams in both leagues tops out in the teens. I’m guessing that’s the new normal.

But all XFL and USFL games are on television – every single one. And while fans aren’t packing stadiums, they’re becoming quite comfortable plopping on their couches and tuning in. And it’s good that they do, because football is an expensive game to produce. TV viewers have to be convinced the spring version of their favorite sport is more than a novelty because novelties wear off.

(The 2001 XFL averaged more than 23,000 fans per game, but TV ratings on NBC slipped to record lows as the 10-week regular season wound down. Thus, the network decided to bail once the contract was up, so the league folded).

Look, if you have a favorite team in the USFL, you probably think that league is better than the XFL, and vice versa. And there’s nothing wrong with a little trash talk.

Still, more leagues and more teams mean more jobs – not just for the people on the field but those working concessions, maintenance, security, etc.

You can hope your league succeeds without wishing the other fails (which is the equivalent of hoping people lose their jobs). Instead, enjoy all the choices you have.

Do that, and who knows? Maybe – just maybe – professional spring football can become a true success story.

Dr. Oracular’s House of Wonders

The bell atop the door jingled and the smell of patchouli incense greeted Tim Wayford as he stepped inside Dr. Oracular’s House of Wonders.

         It was a cramped, cluttered curio shop fashioned from an old, one-story house. The outside was painted (poorly) black, while the inside featured all manner of oddities, mostly crafted or curated by the supernatural avant garde community and placed haphazardly throughout the store.

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         A group of small Mason jars filled with a gold-colored substance were situated front and center on the main counter, each with a piece of masking tape slapped on their lids with the words “GHOST GOO” written on them in permanent marker.

         Behind the counter – taking up the entire back wall – were troll dolls of various sizes and hairstyles. What made these novelty items different is the glass eyes common in most had been replaced by eyeballs that seemed particularly large – and particularly human.

         It was creepy, but creepy was what Tim was looking for.

         His best friend, Burton, had long been fascinated by the occult, and had acquired quite a few oddities of his own. Surely, he had already been to Dr. Oracular’s House of Wonders; Tim figured it might be the only place he could’ve gotten a vintage Ouija Board from the early 1900s.

         But Burton had a wedding coming up in two weeks, and Tim wanted to find a fun gag gift to give him during the bachelor party set for Saturday night.

         As Tim picked up one of the Mason jars, a young woman emerged from the back of the store, dressed in black from head to toe – complemented by black lipstick and heavy black eyeliner. The only other color aside from her alabaster skin was a long orange streak that seemed to be painted down the left side of her raven hair.

         “Dr. Oracular, I presume?” Tim said with a smile.

         “Afraid not,” she said, forcing a slight grin. “Name’s Tara, but I’m sure I can answer any questions you might have for the good doctor.”

         “I’m sure you can,” Tim said. “Really, I’m just looking for a gag gift for a buddy of mine. He’s into this kind of stuff and I thought maybe you could steer me towards something that’s small and inexpensive and neat.”

         Tara gave Tim a puzzled look.

         “Yeah,” she said. “We don’t really do gag gifts here. It is, after all, a house of wonders.”

         Tim slowly looked around at the array of products, and then picked up a jar of Ghost Goo.

         “Seriously?” he said. “I mean, I’m not trying to be insulting, but how could something called Ghost Goo not be a gag gift? I’m pretty sure if I opened it up and poured it on a biscuit, it’d taste a lot like honey.”

         Tara snatched the jar away from Tim and placed it back on the counter.

         “Once you buy it, you can do whatever you like with it,” she said. “But if you open the jar, you break the seal. You break the seal, then you cast the spell. And once you cast the spell, you’ve made the purchase, and whatever happens after that is none of my concern or the concern of Dr. Oracular.”

         Tim shook his head.

         “OK,” he said. “I’ll play along. This stuff has magical powers, which is why it costs $25. But it looks like honey … and I can get a jar of honey for about six bucks. So, I could take the label off, write “Ghost Goo” across the top, and my friend would never know the difference.”

         Tara looked at the floor and fidgeted.

         “Oh, he’d know the difference,” she said. “And if he didn’t when you gave it to him, he’d find out quickly. I know Burton … he’s been a patron of ours for years. He’s a serious person, and he takes what we do here quite seriously.”

         Tim sighed and pointed at the trolls.

         “How much is one of those?” he asked.

         “Two hundred dollars,” Tara said.

         Tim’s eyes widened. “Shit … you’ve gotta be kidding me,” he said, almost shouting.  “What’s the cheapest … sorry … what’s the least expensive item you have for sale?”

         Tara placed her hand on a jar of Ghost Goo and pushed it toward Tim.

         “This is it,” she said. “It’s $25. But I tell you what, since you’re new to our shop I’ll sell it to you for $17.50. I’ll even put it in one of our cool little Dr. Oracular’s House of Wonders gift bags and FedEx a certificate of authenticity, signed by Oracular himself with a personalized message. When he comes back in, I’ll have him do it right away and get it to you no later than tomorrow.”

         Tara produced a piece of paper and pen.

         “Just write your address down and I’ll have it sent to you.”

         Tim threw up his hands before leaning over and hurriedly writing down his information. “All right,” he said, reaching for his billfold. “Here’s a 20 – just keep the change. I guess if knows I got it from here it’ll mean something to him.”

         Tara quickly bagged the Ghost Goo and placed it in the bag. “Thank you,” she said. “All of us at Dr. Oracular’s House of Wonders appreciate your business.”

         Tim took the bag, turned toward the door, and pushed it open, exiting the shop with a half-hearted wave. Tara watched him get into his car and drive away.

         “He’s gone, Doc,” she said, glancing back at the storage room.

         Dr. Oracular – a small, round man with a cheap hairpiece and red horn-rimmed glasses – trundled toward the counter.

“Glad you got rid of another jar of honey,” he said, looking at Tara. “I’d have gone as low as 10, so you did well by convincing him to fork over a 20. Say … did you get a look at his eyes, by any chance?”

         Tara gave the thumbs up.

         “Yep … they were blue,” she said.  

    Dr. Oracular glanced at the troll dolls and started taking inventory.

“Wait about an hour and then go to his house,” Dr. Oracular said. “The toxins on the gift bag should’ve taken effect by then, and you’ll be able to do some harvesting. We have a new shipment of dolls coming in, and we’re low on blue eyeballs.”