20/20 hindsight

The black and silver browline eyeglasses were well-worn, with bended temples, loose hinges and discolored nose pads. When held up to the light, however, the lens were perfectly clean and free of scratches.

The man put them on, gently pressing the bridge against the top of his nose with his index finger.

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Across the way he saw a young child playing with a red, white and blue football, making an indention in the ground with the back of his heel before grinding one end of the ball into the makeshift kicking tee.

He took a few steps back, ran toward the ball and made contact – only to see the football skitter off to the left without ever getting airborne.

“That’s OK, kid,” said the man. “It takes a while. Back in my day footballs were rounder and fatter, but I still had trouble kicking the dang thing. I think what might help is to get you a real kicking tee, like the ones the players on TV use. I bet Howard’s Sporting Goods has some good ones for sale.”

A quick glance to the left revealed an awkward middle schooler desperately trying to juggle a soccer ball. The best he could do was keep the ball in the air for three bounces – one with his knee. However, he kept trying, and even managed to steal a quick glance at the onlooker and smile.

“You’re doing great, buddy,” the man yelled. “It’ll come … you just have to keep at it. And as long as you keep a positive attitude, then you’re halfway there. Now me, I didn’t know anything about soccer when I was your age. Couldn’t tell you the first thing about it. You’ve already done more than I ever could.”

To the right an older teen sat cross-legged on the grass, staring off into space with red eyes. He’d obviously been crying, but certainly didn’t want anyone to know it.

The man eased to the ground, let out a groan and sat next to him.

“I don’t think I ever told you about Marietta Turpin,” he said. “It was my junior year of high school and I’d had an eye on her for two years. The most I’d ever done was say hello to her … I was so shy I could just never work up the courage to ask her out. Well, finally I started to feel a little bit better about myself. I’d just gotten brand new glasses and brand new shoes, and even landed a spot on the baseball team starting in right field. So, one day right after the last bell rang at school, I decided I’d go for it and ask her if maybe she wanted to go to a show or get a milkshake or something. You know what? She told me she wished I’d asked her last year because that was before she started going steady with Johnny Tanner. Holy smokes, was I embarrassed. She was nice about it, but I wanted to crawl into a hole. Thing is, you get your heart broken. And I wish I could tell you this was the only time, but if I did, I’d be lying. Someday you’ll find the right somebody, though. And guess what? It might even be one of those situations where the right somebody finds you.”

The man stood up, took off the glasses and pulled them against his chest.

“Are those your dad’s glasses?”

“Yeah,” said the man, looking at his wife. “I was just going through his desk drawer and found them. Thought I’d put ‘em on … don’t really know why. But I don’t want them to get taken in the estate sale.”

“Oh, honey. He really loved you, and I know you loved him.”

The man smiled.

“I’m glad I tried these old things on. Kind of a nice reminder that he was always looking out for me.”

When the WFL decided to play on

Nine days after the Birmingham Americans won the 1974 World Football League championship – and had all their equipment confiscated due to non-payment of debts – the struggling circuit completed two rounds of crucial meetings in New York.

The result was a decision to try again in 1975 with a potentially smaller, more financially responsible league.

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“I had guarded optimism before,” WFL commissioner Chris Hemmeter told the Associated Press for a December 15, 1975, story. “But I think I can see the light at the end of the tunnel. Before, I think all we saw were reflections on the wall.”

The WFL began play in July, 1974, with 12 franchises – the Americans, Chicago Fire, Detroit Wheels, Florida (Orlando) Blazers, The (Honolulu) Hawaiians, Houston Texans, Jacksonville Sharks, Memphis Southmen, New York Stars, Philadelphia Bell, Portland Storm and Southern California (Anaheim) Sun. Early games were marked by big crowds in most markets and the national buzz was largely positive. However, it was soon learned that the league had major money issues and attendance figures were being inflated. At least one city – Philadelphia – was “papering the house.”

By the time the league limped to the finish line, the Wheels and Sharks had folded before completing the season; the Texans and Stars relocated (Houston became the Shreveport Steamer and New York was reborn as the Charlotte Hornets); and only two teams (Memphis and Southern Cal) met payroll every week.

Oakland Raiders quarterback Ken Stabler, who had signed a futures contract with the Americans for 1976, successfully sued to void the deal after the club failed to pay $30,000 owed to him in 1974.

In terms of financial disasters, the WFL fiasco was one of the worst in pro sports history.

“The prime reason for the failures was unfounded optimism that we could launch a new league and survive on the proceeds,” Hemmeter said. “It was poor economic planning. The collective judgments made by this league should be questioned since they obviously didn’t work.”

Still, Hemmeter – the former primary owner of The Hawaiians who replaced original WFL commissioner Gary Davidson during the ’74 campaign – thought the NFL competitor was worth saving.

That meant rebooting with possibly as few as eight financially sound franchises and exploring new locales.

“I think there would be some new major markets in the league next year,” Hemmeter said. “These new investors represent new and substantial money from the top financial and social strata of the various communities.”

Yet while the WFL sought major league status – and did have NFL standouts such as Paul Warfield, Larry Csonka, Daryle Lamonica, Calvin Hill and John Gilliam on board for ’75 – the business plan was hardly big budget.

On December 19, Hemmeter revealed that the league was undergoing a reorganization that would put tight constraints on spending. Later dubbed the “Hemmeter Plan,” it was a system in which players received one percent of the gate. Any prospective owner would be required to clear up existing debts and put a minimum of $700,000 in escrow to guarantee payment of club salaries and bills.

“We know there is a market for a second league,” Hemmeter said in an interview with United Press International. “Our main problem is credibility. We must create stability and function in an environment of credibility.”

He added that if the reorganization was not complete by March, 1975, the WFL was over.

The good news – at the time, anyway – was that the league got the green light for another year. Well, it was actually New League Inc. doing business as the World Football League. So, technically, the original WFL was no more.

However, there was a glimmer of hope that the brand could be salvaged (and polished).

The biggest news moving into Year Two was that a major push by the league to sign Joe Namath away from the New York Jets was under way. He would be the face of the league as well as the star attraction of the new Chicago Winds franchise.

Perhaps if Broadway Joe became Magnificent Mile Joe, the WFL could attract more fans and a network contract. Without TV, the future was grim.

Returning from 1974 were the Bell, Southmen, Sun, Steamer, Hawaiians and Hornets, while joining the Winds as new additions were the Birmingham Vulcans, Jacksonville Express, Portland Thunder and San Antonio Wings.

Games moved to weekends (the 1974 WFL played primarily on Wednesday nights with syndicated TV games on Thursdays) and the regular season started in August.

Alas, Namath ultimately balked at jumping leagues, and network television shied away from partnering with the leaner WFL.

In reality, those gut-punches meant there was no legitimate path forward.

The Winds folded after five games, and the entire league followed suit after 12 weeks, averaging just 13,370 fans per game. On October 22, 1975, the World Football League officially went out of business.

Hemmeter had a solid plan in place, but the credibility crisis from 1974 simply could not be overcome.

Thinking outside the box

Whenever a new alternative football league comes along, I like to offer the founders unsolicited advice on rule innovations. We all know what to expect in NFL and NCAA games, and as a Canadian Football League fan I’m familiar with its unique style of play as well.

But in order to stand out – especially as an upstart – I think you have to go bold and be very, very different.

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The United Football League has some nice tweaks with its tiered conversions and overtime procedure, but I want to color even further outside the lines.

So, I wondered … if I formed a football league (and for the purposes of this column I’ll call it the Global Gridiron Federation because I couldn’t think of anything cool), how would I shake things up?

Well, I’d borrow rules from other circuits and make up a few of my own so crazy they’d be subject to ridicule. But that’s OK, because sometimes I like being ridiculous.

To set the tone for my extreme football makeover, I’d eliminate the punt option once a team reaches its own 40 yard line. In other words, if an offense has fourth-and-11 at its own 41, it has to go for it on fourth down and hope it makes at least 12 yards on the next play or turn the ball over.

Speaking of punts, there would be no fair catches. The CFL rule would be used, meaning returners would be given a five-yard cushion to field the kick.

Sticking with the CFL rulebook again, all backs would be allowed in motion toward the line of scrimmage. This would unleash offenses and create major headaches for defensive coordinators, but it’s my league and I like scoring, so they’d just have to deal with it.

Moving on to kickoffs, I’d duplicate what the UFL did in 2024. The ball is kicked off from the 20 and the return team must have a minimum of eight players (maximum of nine) line up in a box within 10 yards of the ball placement at kickoff until the kick is away. This results in players on the receiving team running in the same direction as those on the coverage team and, thus, increases player safety.

Not extreme enough for you?

Hang on to your chinstraps.

Quarters would be 12 minutes long – the standard length used in high school football. I decided on this rule because as I get older my attention span gets shorter. Throw in a 10-minute halftime, and games should be done in a little over two hours.

Another dramatic change involves the end zones and goalposts. NFL and American college football end zones are 10 yards deep while they’re double that length in the CFL. My league would split the difference, making them 15 yards deep BUT with goalposts located at the back.

Not only that, the goalposts would have a circular target in the middle of the uprights, 17.5 feet above the crossbar. If the target (six feet in diameter) is hit on a field goal, it’s worth four points. If the kicker nails it on the PAT, it’s good for two points.

By the way, the scrimmage line for extra points would be the 10-yard line, which would also be the spot for a three-point conversion (via run or pass). The two-point conversion is taken care of thanks to the goalpost target.

For point value of touchdowns, I travel back to the 1974-75 World Football League in which paydirt strikes were worth seven points. So, if a team has a dead-eye kicker, a touchdown plus a PAT could be worth nine points.

If a game is tied at the end of regulation, overtime would be modeled after the National High School Federation. Teams alternate possessions 10 yards from the goal line until one has more points. (The target between the uprights could play a big role in determining a winner).

But here is my favorite innovation of all, one that gives me a tingly feeling in my nether regions just thinking about it: If a defense recovers a fumble or snags an interception, it’s awarded a single point. Better yet, this rule means a defensive player has a chance to score an eight-point TD on a pick six or scoop and score.

You always hear about turnovers being costly. In the GGF, they’d cost the team that turns the ball over at least a point.

Weird stuff, huh?

Obviously, a couple of these rules aren’t practical. Increasing the length of the field would be a problem (remember the wonky end zones during the CFL in America experiment?) and bringing in a welder to solder a target onto uprights is a big ask.

Still, if I formed an alt-football league, I’d be all-in on the gimmicks. I mean, if you’re gonna go to the trouble of coming up with this nonsense, you might as well let your imagination run wild.