Category: Fiction Factor

Considering Tandy Merritt was 10 years old, there was nothing particularly unusual about his bedroom. He had a place to sleep, a chair to sit on, and a table to place his stuff.

Throw in “Commander Clash and the Renegades” and “Francisco Fiend” movie posters – as well as a pennant of the local Class A baseball team, the Cambridge Bunt Cakes – and the walls framed a space that was much like countless others.

Thing is, Tandy never sat on the chair because it was reserved for Conch.

When Tandy would get home from school, first thing he’d do is rush up the steps, plop on his bed, and start chatting up Conch.

His mom and dad, Jackie and Glen, would often carefully (and quietly) crack the door and peek in on Tandy in deep conversation.

But Conch?

They couldn’t see him.

He simply wasn’t there.

That was true again on this day, as Jackie slowly closed the door and joined Glen in tiptoeing away.

Once they reached the kitchen, Jackie buried her face in her hands and mouthed a silent scream.

“Glen, what are we gonna do?” she said, pleadingly. “It’s gotten to the point where we’ve got to confront him about this. This isn’t just a cute case of a kid with an imaginary friend, he thinks this Conch person is real. That can’t be healthy. Can it? Maybe we shouldn’t have ignored it for as long as we did.”

Glen paced back and forth and shook his head.

“I know, I know … I just don’t know how to even bring the subject up,” Glen said. “I mean, he’s a great kid – excellent grades, polite, good little soccer player, has plenty of real friends – but this thing with Conch, what do I say? ‘Hey, buddy, mom and me are worried you’re a nut, so please don’t be a nut anymore, OK? Good talk.’”

The two sat in silence for a moment before Jackie let out a long sigh.

“We just have to present a united front,” she said. “And the longer we wait the worse it’s gonna get, so let’s go.”

Glen gave the door to Tandy’s room two quick raps and opened it.

“Mind if your mom and I talk to you a minute?”

“Sure,” Tandy said, standing up before swatting his strawberry blonde bangs out of his eyes. “I’m not in trouble, am I?”

“No, no, not at all,” Jackie said. “But we do need to talk to you about something that’s bothering us. Well, it concerns us, I guess I should say.”

Tandy sat back down on the bed.

“It’s about Conch, isn’t it?” he said.

Glen sat down next to his son and put his arm around him.

“Look, you’ve been talking to Conch ever since you were knee high to me, and we used to get a kick out of it,” Glen explained. “A lot of kids have imaginary friends, and there’s nothing wrong with that. Shoot, when I was little, I had a pretend friend named Aloysius and we used to go to the woods behind my house and play all day. I thought I could see him, too.

“But after a while, you grow out of stuff like that. You start making new friends … real friends, real people to have real conversations with. Don’t you think it’s time to let Conch go?”

Tandy furrowed his brow.

“Why did you let Aloysius go?” Tandy asked. “If he was your friend, how come you abandoned him?”

“Because it was time,” Glen said. “I mean, there was nothing to abandon, really. Aloysius was just a figment of my imagination. He seemed real, but he wasn’t. I didn’t know it then, but I know it now. And Conch isn’t real, either, buddy.”

Tandy pointed to the chair.

“Are you sure? Just because you can’t see Conch doesn’t mean he’s not there,” Tandy said. “And I’ll bet if you really think about it, Aloysius was there, too. I know you and mom can’t see him … only I’m supposed to see him. But he knows what I’m thinking even when I don’t talk to him. When Jenny in homeroom smiles at me, he knows exactly how it makes me feel – no one else does. And when I see Hector struggling with his knee brace going to the gym, it’s Conch who lets me know I need to give him a hand. And that time I made fun of Randy when he tripped over his desk and dropped his books, Conch let me know I shouldn’t have done that. I felt bad that I did.

“Conch is just like me … only he’s better than me. When I look at him, I see who I want to be.”

Jackie threw her head back and then chuckled.

“I cannot believe this,” she said. “I cannot believe what an idiot I’ve been. Conch. Conch! I never asked because I never made the connection, but that’s just the name you gave your conscience, isn’t it?”

“Yep,” Tandy said. “We were at grandma’s house. I don’t remember how old I was or what you and dad were talking to me about, but I do remember you saying, ‘Let your conscience be your guide.’ And from that point on, I’ve been letting Conch guide me.”

Jackie gave Tandy a kiss on the head and grabbed Glen by the hand. She then glanced at the chair

“We’ll leave you alone, kid,” she said. “I’m not saying I fully understand what’s going on in your head, but if you believe Conch is sitting in a chair and it makes you feel better to talk to him, we’re not gonna stop you. Seems like he’s been steering you in the right direction.

“What’s important is, we love you, Tandy, always have and always will. And we’re proud of you.”

After they walked back to the kitchen, Glen gave Jackie a big hug.

“We should’ve had that talk with him earlier,” Glen said, with a laugh. “I wish I was that creative.”

“I definitely feel better – and a little stupid for not figuring it out before now,” Jackie said. “Weird the things that stick with you … it’s why you have to be careful of what you say to a child. Anyway, we need some bananas and apples, so I’m gonna run to the store. Wanna give me a ride?”

“Sure thing,” Glen said. “Lemme go to the bedroom and get my wallet and keys.”

As Glen walked toward his nightstand, he glanced at the small rocking chair situated next to the dresser.

Usually, it had his work shirt and pants hanging over the back, but not today.

Today, the chair belonged to Aloysius – and it had been a long, long time since Glen had seen his old friend.

“Holy hell!”

Blake laughed nervously and buzzed down the driver’s side window.

“Sorry,” he said. “But you scared the shit out of me.”

“Well,” Dana said, “You can’t get a higher compliment than that. Anyway, I was just wondering if the offer to ride with you still stood.”

With all the cars lined up as people tried to evacuate the city, it was just a stroke of luck that Blake and Dana had made eye contact and struck up a conversation a few minutes earlier.

“Absolutely,” said Blake. “But don’t you have a suitcase or something?”

Dana nodded.

“Actually, I had it sent ahead so it’s already at my friend’s apartment in Douglas,” she said. “Everything else is in my backpack. If you don’t mind, though, I’d like to put it in the trunk.”

Blake popped the trunk open and placed the backpack on top of his suitcase. He then walked around the side of the car and opened the door for Dana.

“Don’t worry,” she said. “I can get it.”

“Maybe, maybe not,” Blake said. “This door sticks, so, you know …”

Blake was nervous – it was hard to tell who to trust anymore – but he had a gut feeling that Dana was a kindred spirit. As they settled into the vehicle, he gripped the steering wheel and pulled off onto a side road … acutely aware that his palms were sweaty.

And while he made a point not to stare at Dana – which would’ve been a bad idea anyway because of that whole driving thing – she had beautiful brown eyes that seemed capable of actually smiling.

Her skin was eggshell white and she smelled of patchouli, which he thought of as something of a “comfort scent” since it reminded him of his home in Clearlake.

With miles and miles of talking ahead of them, that seemed to be as good a conversation starter as any.

“Is that patchouli you’re wearing?” Blake asked. “I’m not trying to be pervy or anything, it’s just back home there was a guy who made patchouli soap and used to sell it downtown during weekends. It reminds me of fall.”

“Thanks,” she said. “A lot of people don’t like it … it makes them think I’m a hippie or something. Which maybe I am now, I don’t really know. Probably doesn’t even matter at this point.”

“I secretly always wanted to be a hippie,” Blake said. “I could just never commit to the lifestyle, I suppose. Still, there’s a lot to be said for getting high and hugging trees and kissing bunnies. I wish those things were still an option.”

It wasn’t long before Blake realized talking to Dana was like talking to an old friend he had just reconnected with after years apart. And she seemed to enjoy the banter as well. With some of his friends already captured and killed, it was comforting to find an adventurous spirit.

In the first 100 miles of their journey, the vast majority of the country’s problems had already been cussed and discussed. When the topics turned less serious, Blake shared the origin story of all of his pets, and Dana had confessed that – while in her mid-20s – she was the lead singer for a retro punk band called Spurious George.

What had started as a solo road trip to a new life was solo no more, but Blake had no complaints. He could barely remember the last time he’d had a conversation with a woman. Hell, he could barely remember the last time he had a conversation with anything that wasn’t covered in fur and had four legs.

“So, what was it like where you were,” Blake asked. “Had they taken over your entire town?”

“Pretty much,” Dana said. “They’d come in waves. I usually stayed inside during the day, snuck out when I could at night to get food. Then – like you, I guess – I just figured I’d take a chance. If I went north, maybe I could get away from them. That’s what I kept hearing.”

“Same,” Blake said. “Where I was, a lot of the people decided to go along to get along and sometimes you might go a whole day without seeing one of those bastards. But I’m not gonna live like that. I realize I don’t have all that many sunrises left, anyway, but I have no desire to be controlled by monsters the rest of my life.”

The pair drove in silence for the next hour, until Dana pointed to a road sign that read, “Douglas. 30 Miles.”

“Well,” Dana said. “If you stay at this speed, we should be at my friend’s apartment  in half an hour. And it really looks like clear sailing, doesn’t it? It’s just like everyone was saying … the further north we drive, the further away from danger we get.”

Blake was apprehensive, but hopeful. While information was spotty and not always reliable, there was a good chance that once they reached Douglas, they’d be out of harm’s way and have easy access to the hundreds of rescue crafts that were situated there.

At that point, it would all be up to the aliens – and how many humans they’d be willing to liberate from the occupying army.

“Hey, look!”

Jenny Parker pulled her Honda Civic next to the curb in front of 1974 Chameleon Lane, pointing at the “For Sale” sign in the front yard of the ranch-style house. Her husband, Chase, rolled down the window and gave the property a once-over.

The gray roof looked new, as did the bone-colored aluminum siding. Twelve Whitestone steps led up to a spacious porch and a large, red front door.

“Looks promising,” Chase said. “But a lot of houses we’ve looked at were promising until we found out the cost. Let me take a picture of the number on the sign so we can call and check it out.”

Just as Chase aimed the camera on his smartphone at the sign, the front door swung open and a man wearing a tan linen suit stepped out.

“Hello,” he said, smiling and waving at the couple. “Are you guys interested in looking at the house?”

Jenny and Chase couldn’t get out of their car fast enough.

“Yes!” Jenny said, excitedly. “We moved down from Bridleton about eight months ago for my new job, but we’ve had no luck finding a house. We’re getting really tired of apartment living.”

“Thing is,” Chase piped in. “It’s a seller’s market, and we’ve only got so much we can afford.”

The man walked down the steps and extended his hand.

“I’m Norv Paxton of Mockingbird Realty,” he said. “To set your mind at ease, what do you think this house is going for – just a ballpark guess. I’ll bet you’ll be pleasantly surprised.”

Jenny and Chase looked at the house, then looked at each other.

“It’s what … 23, 2400-square feet?” Jenny asked. “This is mostly a rural area so that might knock the price down some. I’m gonna say about $800,000. But right now we’re on a tight budget, so that would be a pretty big stretch for us.”

“What if I told you,” Norv said, “that you can have this house for $650,000?”

Chase laughed.

“No way,” Chase said. “Seriously? If that’s what you’re asking there must be some serious structural issues. Don’t tell me … the basement floods, right? There’s gotta be something wrong.”

Norv motioned for the potential buyers to follow him into the house.

“OK, “ Norv said, after Jenny and Chase had made their way inside. “Walk with me. There are no structural issues – at all. It’s four bedrooms, two and half baths, hardwood floors in the living room with cathedral ceiling and a gas log fireplace. You’ve got a dining room with great natural lighting and a kitchen with everything you need.

“The primary bedroom has a bath with a double vanity, and the lower level has a bonus room, laundry room and half bath. Come down and I’ll show you.”

Everything looked perfect – until Jenny spotted a large, dark stain on the floor of the bonus room.

“Ah,” she said. “That looks like there are some water issues down here.”

Norv shook his head.

“No,” he said. “No water issues. But that stain is the reason we’re offering this house at such a huge discount. By law, I have to let you know that there has been a violent death in this house in the last three years. And because you look like nice people, I’m going to be completely honest – it was a pretty grisly murder.”

“Ugh,” Jenny said. “I think I already know the answer, but is that stain … blood?”

Norv, who had been grinning continuously, suddenly turned serious.

“Well,” he said. “It’s whatever chemicals they used to clean the blood. Look, I realize how off-putting something like that can be. This is hardly a high-crime area, it was just a random act. And, the killer is spending life in prison without a shot at parole, so the house is not some kind of target.

“I tell you what … I’ll talk to the trustee. I think I can get them to go as low as $600,000. Whaddya say? You’ll never, ever find a deal this good – not for a house this great.”

“Excuse us just for a second,” Jenny said.

The couple whispered quietly to each other as Norv walked a few feet away.

“Norv,” Jenny said. “I think you might have a deal. This is the perfect size for us – and the perfect price – and houses don’t have memories, do they? Can we meet back with tomorrow morning around 11 and set the wheels in motion?”

Norv pumped his fist.

“We most certainly can!” he exclaimed. “Let me check everything inside and lock up the house, and I’ll see you guys in the morning.”

Jenny and Chase got back in the car, cranked it up, and drove away.

“Is it creepy that we’re gonna move into a house where somebody got killed?” Jenny wondered.

Chase shrugged.

“A little maybe,” he said. “But I’d rather feel creepy than feel broke. We can just put a rug down and …

“Shit!” Jenny shouted. “I have to meet with a  client tomorrow at 11. I completely forgot. Call the number real quick and see if we can do it after, say, 12:30.”

Chase looked at the photo of the sign and punched in the numbers.

“Yes,” he said. “This is Chase Parker. My wife and I just met with a Mr. Norv Paxton over here at, uh, 1974 Chameleon Lane, I believe it is. He wants to meet us at 11 a.m. tomorrow to discuss – excuse me? Yes, Norv Paxton. No, I’m not kidding, I …”

Jenny glanced at Chase, who stayed on the phone another 30 seconds or so before dropping it onto his lap.

As he turned to Jenny, she could see all the color had drained from his face.

“What’s wrong, Chase … You look like you’ve seen a ghost,” she said.

“I guess I did,” he said. “Whoever I just talked to thought I was making a sick joke. She said Norv Paxton used to live at 1974 Chameleon Lane.

“He was murdered there three years ago.”