The bakery

Reggie heard the loud buzz of the generator more clearly as he trudged up the hill, weary from the climb and aching due to carrying the two large, full gasoline cans. His near-constant, splitting headache wasn’t helping matters, either.

Time was he’d have never paid much attention to the sound; in fact, he wasn’t sure he’d ever even heard it before. But these days it was like a beacon.

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Not only did it break the eerie silence that blanketed this part of the city, but it meant he was about to have breakfast with a friend. Actually, his only friend.

Esther – a middle aged woman who was almost as round as she was tall – opened the door to her bakery and gave Reggie a wry smile.

“Just put the gas next to the generator,” she said. “And then come in and wash up.”

Reggie sighed as he set the cans down, feeling immediate relief as his thin arms were finally free from strain.

Manual labor was hardly his strong suit, and never had been for his thirty something years. To be fair, it was never really required.

Growing up in an old money mansion came with old money perks, meaning much of the “work” that required doing was almost always done by someone else.

He had more cash than he knew what to do with but he often felt invisible, even to his own family. Being wealthy gave Reggie plenty of advantages, but his social awkwardness and C-student intellect hardly made him a favorite son.

Times had changed dramatically, though – and quickly.

Six months earlier the thought of lugging gasoline cans for miles seemed ludicrous. Now he considered it his job.

“So, what’s on the menu this morning, Esther?” Reggie asked.

Esther cracked her neck and then put on an oven mitt.

“Just pulling out a pan of biscuits,” she said. “And I also opened a can of bacon. It’s all yours … I’m so nauseated I can’t even think about eating.”

Reggie winced.

“Is it bacon from a can that makes you nauseated?” he asked. “I can see why. I didn’t know bacon in a can was even a thing.”

“It is,” Bertha said. “I grabbed a bunch of them the last time I was at Durbin’s Supermarket … it’s over there with the potted meat. I could load it all up but going back and forth is about the only exercise I get these days.”

Reggie leaned over and took a whiff of the biscuits, watching as Esther emptied the bacon into a pan and turned on the front eye of the stove top.

“You know I can go to Durbin’s any time that you need me to,” he said, massaging his temples in a losing effort to ease his headache. “I can do more than fetch gas for your generator. I’ve never really done much for anybody, so it feels good to help.”

Esther tossed the empty bacon can into the trash and then grabbed the skillet, taking it to the sink and pouring the excess grease into a pot.

“Nah,” she said, forcefully scratching her cheek with her free hand. “I’ve spent over 40 years cooking, and part of cooking means rounding up food. I mean, it’s not hard. I just grab what I need, put it in a buggy, and leave. It’s not like there’s much else to do.”

Reggie looked out the window and stared at the empty street.

“I know. I just ….”

“Just what?” Esther asked.

“I just sometimes feel bad that it’s all come to this. Every day when I go to the pump and get gas, I find myself looking around to see if anyone is about to catch me stealing. Hell, I still select ‘credit’ at the pump out of habit. Does it ever bother you to just wander into a store, snag whatever you want and walk away?”

Esther reached under the counter and grabbed a plate.

“No,” she said. “The owners are dead. Except for me and you, the customers are dead. We’re scavengers, but dead people don’t care. I’d gladly buy something if there was someone to buy from, but there isn’t.”

Esther put two biscuits and a wad of bacon on the plate and pushed it toward Reggie.

“I’m glad we got to know each other, even if we are scavengers,” he said. “If this hadn’t happened, I doubt we’d have become friends. so, you know … silver lining.

“Still, there have to be other people who survived the bomb … have to be. Maybe we’ll find them … or they’ll find us. Tomorrow might just be the day you’ll have more people to cook for and more people to talk to.”

Esther looked at her left arm and started lightly rubbing the radiation burn that was spreading over the top of her hand. She didn’t have much time left, and she doubted Reggie did, either.

“Yeah, maybe tomorrow,” she said. “I don’t suppose there’s anything wrong with having a little hope.

“Now, eat your biscuits before they get cold.”

Stallions blister Breakers

Notes, quotes and numbers from Birmingham’s 47-22 victory over New Orleans in the USFL South Division championship game at Protective Stadium on Sunday …

HOW THEY SCORED

Brian Allen halted New Orleans (7-4) on the opening drive with an interception that gave Birmingham (9-2) first down at the Breakers’ 31.

The journey stalled at the 23, and Brandon Aubrey came in to try a 41-yard field goal.

The kick split the uprights, putting the Stallions in front, 3-0, at 9:14 of the first.

New Orleans responded with an impressive march, highlighted by McLeod Bethel-Thompson’s 32-yard pass to Dee Anderson and capped off when Bethel-Thompson hit Jonathan Adams on a four-yard TD connection at 5:08.

Matt Coghlin made it 7-3 with the extra point, putting the final touch on an eight play, 75-yard scoring trip.

Back came Birmingham.

Alex McGough got things started by hitting Jace Sternberger with a 32-yard pass to put the ball at the enemy 30, and C.J. Marable started moving the markers on the ground. At 1:49 of the first, McGough found Sternberger on a 17-yard touchdown strike, closing out a five play, 67-yard drive.

The PAT was off the mark, but it was 9-7.

Aubrey did, however, give the Stallions more points at 9:10 of the second quarter with his second 41-yard field goal of the day. That put the hosts on top, 12-7.

Birmingham did more than get a field goal on its next turn with the ball, venturing 61 yards on four plays and hitting paydirt when McGough found Davion Davis on a 36-yard TD pass 5:22 before halftime.

The kick was good and New Orleans was in trouble, trailing 19-7.

With time running down in the second quarter, the Stallions all but put the game away.

Starting at their own 12, they went 88 yards in 13 plays, topped by a McGough to Davis five-yard touchdown toss at the :11 mark.

The extra point was successful and Birmingham – having scored on all five of its drives – was in control, 26-7.

If there was any doubt left, it was erased in the opening drive of the third quarter.

Marable scored on a 17-yard scamper at 11:55 to close out a six play, 63-yard junket, and Aubrey’s point after inflated the cushion to 33-7.

Allen’s second pick of the night put the Stallions in good shape again with a first and 10 at the Breakers’ 40.

Five plays later McGough carried it in from the five at 6:15 of the third frame, and Aubrey’s point after made it a 40-7 laugher.

New Orleans managed its second TD of the night at 14:12 of the fourth quarter when Cyrus Habibi-Likio broke loose on a 27-yard scoring run. The try for a 3-point conversion failed, and the score stood at 40-13.

The drive covered 74 yards on four plays.

Birmingham got it back plus one when McGough and Josh Johnson combined on a 33-yard TD combo with 10:29 to play and Aubrey’s extra point made the score 47-13 – a new points record for the defending USFL champions.

That trek to the end zone took six plays and covered 78 yards.

The Breakers tacked on another consolation score at the 5:10 mark when Bethel-Thompson threw a six-yard TD pass to Sage Surratt to top off an 11 play, 75-yard march.

The try for three (a pass to Adams from the 10) worked, cutting the deficit to 47-22.

New Orleans then tried the fourth-and-12 onside scrimmage play from its 33 and converted it, and were on the march again.

The drive, however, died at the Stallions’ four.

BIRMINGHAM COACH SKIP HOLTZ SAID …

“I think we’ve got great character and great leadership in that locker room, and those guys have done an unbelievable job of putting their arms around some new players that have come in and made huge impacts for us. And that’s what makes this team so much fun. And that’s why I truly believe that we’re on a quest. We’re on a journey and certainly we’ve got some things that we still have yet to accomplish. But the relationships that we have built through this journey through the USFL will be relationships that will last us all for a lifetime. And our relationship with Birmingham is part of that.”

NEW ORLEANS COACH JOHN DEFILIPPO SAID …

“I learned a lot this year, and I just told our team I’m really looking forward to having an exit Zoom meeting with all of them to see where we can get better. I want their feedback … what can we do better with installation? How can we make this a more player friendly environment? I’m looking forward to self-scouting myself with things and taking time away for a week or so. Then I really want to start honing in on what we can do better as a coaching staff so this doesn’t happen again next year.”

STANDOUT STATS

McGough was 21-31-0 passing for 310 yards and four touchdowns, and rushed for 84 yards and a TD.

Davis had two touchdowns and 75 yards on five catches while Deon Cain caught eight balls for 74 yards and Sternberger and Johnson were each on the receiving end of McGough TD tosses.

Ricky Person rushed for 87 yards on 10 carries and Marable had 72 yards on 11 totes.

The Stallions set a club record for points and racked up 553 yards of total offense.

Allen had two interceptions to pace the defense.

“We like to play a lot of man, so I went back and watched my first two games looking at what we did and the certain formations and certain routes and certain guys in certain positions.

“Watching film, you know how to prepare the right way.”

Jerod Fernandez had 12 tackles for New Orleans (eight solo) and Jarey Elder added 11 (seven individual).

Bethel Thompson was 26-50-2 for 273 yards and two touchdowns.

GREAT CROWD

The USFL doesn’t release attendance figures and I’m horrible at guessing, but Birmingham football fans showed up in big numbers on Sunday. The home side was mostly full and across the way there were quite a few fans in the lower bowl as well – sitting in an area that’s usually all but empty.

“They were unbelievable,” Holtz said. “We came out and they were on both sides. I don’t know what those total numbers were tonight … I know maybe the threat of thunderstorms probably even kept some people away, but the fans were unbelievable. I mean, they’re loud, they’re into it. I love the ‘Giddy Up.’”

ALL-STAR QBS

McGough was named the league’s top quarterback earlier this week when the league announced its All-USFL Team. But here’s a fun fact: the Stallions also have the defending all-league signal caller on its roster.

Kyle Sloter, who led the circuit in passing yards and was two-time Offensive Player of the Week in 2022 while with the Breakers, made the All-USFL team a year ago. Currently, he is third on Birmingham’s depth chart behind McGough and Jalen Morton and has yet to be activated.

Sloter jumped to the XFL this season but was released by the eventual league champion Arlington Renegades in March. He signed with the Stallions after J’Mar Smith suffered a season-ending injury in the opener on April 15.

NEXT UP

Birmingham will meet the Pittsburgh Maulers (5-6) in the USFL Championship Game at Tom Benson Hall of Fame Stadium in Canton next Saturday. Coverage on NBC begins at 7 p.m. CDT.

McGough runs (and passes) wild

Birmingham coach Skip Holtz likes to call Alex McGough “the first Stallion.” And when you’re talking about the modern version of the United States Football League, he is exactly that.

The inaugural quarterback draft of the fledgling league was held on February 22, 2022, and Birmingham had the sixth pick.

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McGough was Holtz’s guy.

“I actually played against Coach Holtz twice when he was at Louisiana Tech, and I always loved his offense,” McGough said after donning a Stallions cap and meeting with media members at Protective Stadium. “There’s a lot of passing, which I love, and he’s got a lot of energy. He’s so positive, and I can’t wait to get out there and learn from him.”

Unfortunately for the seventh-round pick of the 2018 NFL Draft, once the 2022 season got under way in April, QB1 soon became QB2 due to injuries.

J’Mar Smith took the reins and became a  breakout star for Birmingham, throwing for 1,572 yards and 10 touchdowns. Even when McGough got healthy enough to play, he was doing so off the bench.

“Last year I prepared like I was going to start … I didn’t act like I was a backup,” McGough said. “So that way if I had to play, I was ready. So, it’s just the same week for me.”

But what’s the expression … it’s not where you start, it’s where you finish?

When Smith got dinged up during the 2022 title game against Philadelphia, McGough came in and played a major role in the Stallions’ thrilling 33-30 victory.

That was a harbinger of things to come.

When the 2023 campaign dawned, McGough was still backing up Smith. However, a season-ending injury to the starter in the opening game against New Jersey put the ball back in McGough’s hands.

To say he’s made the most of his latest opportunity is a monumental understatement.

Entering Sunday’s South Division title game against New Orleans, McGough was 180-267-5 passing for 2,104 yards and 20 touchdowns.

He was also the Stallions’ second-leading rusher, tallying 403 yards and five TDs.

In the 47-22 blowout of the Breakers, he went 21-31-0 through the air for 310 yards and four touchdowns, and rushed for 84 yards and a TD before being lifted in favor of Jalen Morton with under three minutes remaining.

It was one of the finest all-around performances you’ll ever see, and the 27-year-old has turned in a bunch of great ones since April.

“What a pleasure for me to watch him play,” Holtz said. “Honestly, as a football coach, what a pleasure it is for me to watch him play. When things break down, when protection breaks down, he can make things happen on his own and that’s where the artistic nature of him comes in. I’m just really proud of him.”

Beyond the other-worldly stats, a perfect example of what McGough brings to the party came in the second quarter when he suffered a bloody nose after having his helmet pulled off by the facemask.

As he left the field, he pumped his arms, jumped up and down and hyped up the crowd.

Then – after sitting out a play – he came back in and promptly called his own number on a QB carry around end.

“I also know that he’s a guy that’s painting this absolute Rembrandt out there but he’s also going to go down there and try and run over somebody,” Holtz said.

If McGough isn’t named the USFL’s Most Valuable Player when the award is announced next Friday, it’ll be a huge miscarriage of spring football justice.

So, what’s next for McGough – after next Saturday’s USFL championship game, I mean?

Except for a month on the Houston Texans’ active roster in 2019, his NFL experience is of the practice squad variety.

Yes, one has to be an elite signal caller to land a roster spot in football’s biggest league, but McGough has put in the work.

“He was in the quarterback room when I was with the (Jacksonville) Jaguars in 2019,” New Orleans coach John DeFilippo said. “So, I know Alex and I’m proud of Alex. I know he kicked our butt tonight, but there’s a piece of me that’s proud of him. He’s done a tremendous job of not turning the ball over or putting the ball in harm’s way.

“And obviously, we had a hard time containing him tonight. He got out to the right and out to the left and out to the middle.”

As much as Birmingham would love to have him back in 2024 – any pro spring league would want him on their roster – he’s done everything he’s been asked to do at this level, and more.

That’s not to say he won’t get caught in a numbers game and rock Stallions colors for a third consecutive year, but man, it seems like there’s gotta be a spot for him somewhere among the 32 franchises. His combination of skill, attitude and leadership is a recipe for success.

And as a big fan of the Canadian Football League, I’d love to see him get a north-of-the-border gig if the NFL doesn’t work out.

Quarterbacks who pass well, run well and do both without fear can thrive in the three-down game. I think he could not only be a starter right off the bat, but an impact player.

Regardless of where McGough hangs his helmet in 2024, he’s already proven so much – to his coaches, his teammates, even himself. He’s a worker and a winner … a team-first guy you want around and need around.

The first Stallion?

As it turns out, Holtz – and Birmingham – couldn’t have made a better choice.