The Deep South’s Oldest Rivalry: Do-Over Edition

Auburn vs. Georgia is one of the great annual clashes in college football, and the game is billed as “The Deep South’s Oldest Rivalry” because it’s just that.

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The teams first met in 1892 and have mixed it up 122 times in all.

But when the schools play on Saturday at Mercedes-Benz Stadium in Atlanta, you can make the argument (and it’s a solid argument) that it’s their biggest football showdown of all time.

It also feels a bit odd because it’ll be the second time they’ve played in less than a month.

The winner of the SEC Championship Game between No. 2 Auburn (10-2) and No. 6 Georgia (11-1) will earn a berth in the College Football Playoff. That, obviously, is the headline, and makes this year’s battle for league supremacy a national quarterfinal.

But a sidebar to the main story is that Auburn’s 40-17 thrashing of UGA at Jordan-Hare Stadium on Nov. 11 will be null and void after Saturday.

It doesn’t matter what the outcome is on Saturday night … that first game will cease to be relevant.

Oh, it’ll always be in the record books. And right now – at this moment – Auburn fans can still revel in the fact that the (then) No. 1 team in the nation came to the Plain and got their butts kicked.

After Saturday, though, it’s old news.

Should the Tigers complete a sweep of the Dawgs, they’ll be bragging about winning the SEC Championship Game. Sure, they might reference the regular season conquest, but it’ll be buried under the weight of the victory that put them in the playoffs.

On the other hand, a Bulldog “W” would practically wipe the Nov. 11 game from existence.

Not only would Georgia avenge its loss to Auburn, it would also end AU’s shot at a national title.

It’d be something of a 2-for-1 deal, and 40-17 would never be spoken of again.

Bulldog wideout Terry Godwin says it’s an advantage to see their rivals again so soon.

“Now you got a lot more film than what you had from previous years or whatever, now seeing the recent stuff they’ve been doing or the recent stuff they did against us,” Godwin said. “So I mean, you’ve just got a lot more film to watch on them and a lot more knowledge than you had before to see what they’re going to throw at you and all this type stuff.”

He does, however, downplay the revenge angle.

“It’s not so much of revenge as it is us underclassmen wanting to send our senior class out on top and send them out the right way,” he said. “It’s just Auburn, they’re just having to come back up in our way again, and we just have to go out and defeat them.”

So what’s the key for the Tigers if they want to hold serve?

According to AU signal caller Jarret Stidham, it comes down to refocusing.

“Regardless of what happened three weeks ago, that’s three weeks ago. It’s in the past,” he said. “We’re both in the SEC Championship for a reason, and we know we’re going to have to bring our ‘A’ game because Georgia’s going to bring their ‘A’ game. That’s really what it comes down to.”

But remember the “odd” factor I mentioned earlier?

Stidham says it’s real.

“In terms of us playing Georgia again, it’s going to be kind of weird, honestly,” Stidham said. “You just planned to go against a team two weeks ago, and now you’ve got to re-plan. Obviously, we’re playing better, they’re playing better. They’re doing things different, we do things different.”

When the teams met in the regular season I fully expected Georgia to win. Instead, Auburn played its best game of the season and made the visitors look bad in a game that was well in hand midway through the third quarter.

Will Gus Malzahn’s Tigers continue to be the hottest team in the nation and K.O. the Dawgs again, or will Kirby Smart’s gang prevail in the do-over played just 70 miles from UGA’s campus?

We won’t have to wait much longer to find out.

What we know already, however, is that the Nov. 11 game will be ancient history regardless of which teams makes history in Atlanta.

Why all the fuss over royal weddings?

I’m sure you know by now that England’s Prince Harry and California’s Meghan Markle are set to have a royal wedding in May.

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What you may not know is that I don’t give a rat’s ass.

While that attitude makes me sound like a proper wanker, please know it’s nothing personal at all. From everything I’ve heard about Harry, he’s a good dude. And even though I’m not overly familiar with Ms. Markle’s work as an actor, she’s a committed humanitarian, and we’d all do well to undertake more humanitarian efforts – especially in today’s world.

They seem like lovely people and hopefully they’ll have a long and happy life together. I sincerely wish them the best, just as I wish all decent humans the best in all their decent endeavors.

Still, there’s the rat’s-ass factor.

Any time a “royal wedding” is announced hundreds of thousands of Americans get all excited, as though it’s relevant to their lives and they’re going to be invited to the event.

Guess what?

It’s not and you won’t, despite the fact that the bride is American (at least until she becomes the Duchess of Sussex).

The couple nuptials will get knotted at Windsor Castle in the 15th century St. George’s Chapel.

This is not like driving to Gatlinburg and having some rent-a-rev perform your ceremony at a tiny house chapel in front of a bunch of hung-over friends.

Nope, this is a major deal, with so much pomp and circumstance that extra pomp and circumstance will have to be shipped in just to ensure there is enough to go around.

Windsor Castle, by the way, is one of Queen Elizabeth’s residences, which means it probably has a kitchenette and big screen TV. That makes the locale even swankier.

In the United States, it’s tradition for the bride’s side of the family to pay for the wedding (or in the deep south, pay at least one month’s rent on the trailer.) In the case of this royal affair, Ms. Markle’s folks can rest easy because Harry’s people will foot the bill.

And they should.

Queen Elizabeth cleared $54.6 million in 2016, but a huge cost-of-ruling increase in 2017 upped her salary to $97.2 million.

That’s some righteous coin, especially since all she has to do is wave at peasants and occasionally hit somebody on the shoulder with a sword while dubbing them “Sir”.

And obviously, that kind of money means the rehearsal dinner will consist of more than just chicken wings and tater tots.

There will be fish and goose and veal and shrimp and duck and unicorn (along with chicken wings and tater tots, because they’re classics.)

And it’ll be held at a really nice place. I’m not sure they’ve decided on a restaurant yet, but if there’s a Cracker Barrel within walking distance of Windsor Castle, that’s where I’d have it. That way the royal kids could play checkers by the fire.

And my god, can you imagine the cost of Ms. Markle’s wedding dress?

Trust me, they don’t make ‘em like that at Dress Barn. Even as we speak, thousands of genetically enhanced silkworms are busy building it.

And of course, the event will be televised to a gazillion people around the world and millions of Americans will get up in the middle of the night to watch like it’s the World Cup or something.

And they’ll keep watching as the party shifts to Buckingham Palace, where an international Who’s Who of the rich and famous will gather for heavy hors d’oeuvres and karaoke.

I think I remember reading that at William and Kate’s wedding reception, Prince Philip brought down the house with his rendition of “She Thinks My Tractor’s Sexy.”

Still, I don’t understand the obsession.

For a nation that put so much time and effort breaking away from England and vowing to never again bow to any man or woman, we sure spend an inordinate amount of time getting all worked up when a prince or princess decides to get hitched.

But, whatever.

If that’s what tickles your nether regions, then go ahead and swoon over the Duchess of Sussex and Duke of Hazzard.

As for me, I’ll take a hard pass.

And cheerfully not give a rat’s ass.

 

MLS Cup rematch is set

By Scott Adamson
Adamsonmedia.com

The 2017 MLS Cup will be another one just like the other one.

With Toronto FC’s 1-0 victory over Columbus on Wednesday and Seattle’s 3-0 shellacking of Houston last night, the Major League Soccer championship will be a rematch of the 2016 finals.

In 2016 Seattle had to go to a shootout to top Toronto at BMO Field and claim its first MLS title, and the teams and the setting is the same for next Saturday’s 4 p.m. showdown in Canada.

Toronto, the league’s only 20-game winner in the regular season, secured its spot in the Cup when Jozy Altidore scored in the 60th minute to top the Crew.

The squads played to a scoreless draw in the first leg of the Eastern Conference finals and it took Altidore’s tally in the second leg to book passage to the final match of the campaign.

Things were much less dramatic for the Sounders, who held a 2-0 lead against Houston after the first leg and just needed to play keep away in the second Western Conference final showdown.

Instead Seattle poured it on, with Victor Rodriguez, Clint Dempsey and Will Bruin all scoring to give Seattle a 5-0 aggregate and a chance to defend its crown.

While the Sounders displayed plenty of offensive firepower in winning the West, keeper Tyler Miller logged another clean sheet. Incredibly, the Sounders have not conceded a postseason goal since the first leg of the 2016 conference finals.

The scoreless streaks for Seattle’s opposition in playoff competition stands at 647 minutes, while in 2017 it hasn’t allowed a goal in 542 minutes.

Brian Schmetzer’s footballers blanked their last two regular season foes and every opponent so far in the 2017 postseason.

EXPANSION CANDIDATES ANNOUNCED

MLS plans to expand to 28 franchises in the coming years, and Los Angeles FC will become the 23rd club to play in the league when it starts up in 2018. A Miami entry will possibly join the league in the near future.

The next wave of expansion, however, will bring MLS up to 26 teams ­– and the finalists for those two positions were announced on Wednesday.

Cincinnati, Detroit, Nashville and Sacramento are the four cities which were culled from 12 groups that submitted formal bids back in January.

The remaining candidates will make their presentations Dec. 6 and eight days later the MLS Board of Governors will meet with current league members to discuss expansion.

“The leaders of the Cincinnati, Detroit, Nashville and Sacramento MLS expansion ownership groups have bold visions and innovative plans for their clubs, stadiums and their involvement in their respective communities,” MLS commissioner Don Garber said in a statement. “We are pleased these highly-respected business and sports leaders have been so determined to bring Major League Soccer to their cities. We have been greatly encouraged by the progress that all four of these groups have made and we are looking forward to their presentations.”

The other 12 markets that applied were Charlotte, Indianapolis, Phoenix, Raleigh/Durham, St. Louis, San Antonio, San Diego and Tampa/St. Petersburg.

In addition, an ownership group led by David Beckham, which is trying to put a franchise back in Miami, is still considered likely to be added as the 24th franchise.

Beckham’s involvement has been ongoing for several years and was not part of the expansion process.

WORLD CUP DRAW HELD

Much of the soccer-loving world watched the draw for the 2018 World Cup this morning, but ratings in the United States were likely down.

Way down.

The U.S., of course, failed to qualify, but 31 other countries did and they, along with host Russia, were placed in eight groups of four during Friday’s ceremony in Moscow.

Russia will open the World Cup when it plays Saudi Arabia on June 14 in a match featuring the two lowest-ranked teams in the field.

Some intriguing first round matchups include defending World Cup champion Germany against Mexico and Spain vs. Portugal.

Below is the complete list of groups for next summer’s event.