A golden anniversary

As the years roll into decades and the decades begin to stack one on top of another, memories become blurred. Things so clear and bright long ago are now sepia-toned – familiar, yet lacking sheen and focus.

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For me, though, one particular memory is frozen in time – almost as vivid as I spy it in my rearview mirror as it was when it happened half a century ago.

From a historical perspective, September 19, 1970, is probably best remembered as the day the first Glastonbury Festival opened in South West England and the “The Mary Tyler Moore Show” premiered on CBS.

My history, however, is forever linked to the day because it’s when I saw my first-ever live football game.

Let the record show that Alabama 51, Virginia Tech 18, was the lid-lifter on my in-stadium fan experience, as I was one of 53,958 fans at 72,000-seat Legion Field.

That was the headline but it doesn’t come close to telling the story – a story that had a pretty sweet plot twist.

Having become obsessed with football a couple of years earlier, I was really itching to see a game up close. I envied the people I saw packing the stands on televised games, and thought surely that had to be the greatest thrill imaginable.

So once September rolled around my dad promised to take me to a game, and that game would be played on September 19.

But …

The contest we were supposed to see was a small college clash between Jacksonville State and Samford at cozy Seibert Stadium. My older brother, Don, attended Jax State briefly, but Samford was in Birmingham and I was, too, so I was a bit conflicted about which school to cheer for.

Who knows? Maybe I’d take turns rooting for both, waiting to jump on the bandwagon of the team leading in the fourth quarter.

It was an afternoon game – 1:30 p.m., Central Daylight Time – and I’m quite sure I was ready to go by 9 a.m.

But by noon we still hadn’t left the house, and I was getting antsy.

“Pop,” I asked, “When are we leaving?”

“In a bit.”

“But the game starts at 1:30.”

“Don’t worry.”

But I did worry … and as the clock struck 12:30 I wondered how we were going to get all the way across town in time for the opening kickoff.

Then came the horrible news.

“We’re not going to make the Samford game, son,” Pop said.

But before the tears rolled and the sobbing commenced, Pop produced three tickets.

“We’re going to the Alabama game tonight.”

I was nine years old and had no idea what a bucket list was, but going to see a big-time college football game would’ve been near the top of it.

A week earlier, the Crimson Tide had been throttled 42-21 by Southern Cal at Legion Field. The Trojans were the first fully integrated team to play a game in the state of Alabama, so the contest’s significance carried far beyond the football field. However, the social implications were a bit more than my work-in-progress brain could process at the time. And seven days after that historic encounter, my only focus was going to a football cathedral to see one of the gridiron’s most storied names – even if they were 0-1 and had dropped out of the Top 20 following a three-touchdown home loss.

Don had scored the tickets and met us at the house around 5ish. We left shortly thereafter, allowing plenty of time to make the 7:30 p.m. kickoff.

We parked at my dad’s downtown office and took a bus to the game, which I learned was standard procedure for fans who lived in the suburbs. As we prepared to board Pop bought a game day newspaper. It had the rosters of both Alabama and Virginia Tech (the Tide’s foes were listed as the “V.P.I. Gobblers” and the cartoon on the page opposite the rosters had Alabama’s mascot, an elephant, menacing a poor, featherless turkey).

The trip to the stadium was a short one but man, was I ever impressed when we arrived. Legion Field – the Football Capital of the South – was the epicenter of my world on this night, and as my dad, Don and I got closer I could hear the muffled sounds of the marching band.

That made me smile.

And for the next few hours, I was as close to heaven as I thought you could get.

Don bought a football player plush toy and shaker for me, and as I sat between him and Pop, I carefully placed them under my aluminum seat – checking periodically to make sure they were safe.

Then I watched as Alabama All-Americans and All-SEC players from the 1960s were honored along with Alabama head coach Paul “Bear” Bryant, who received a plaque for being voted the greatest coach of the last decade. It was a pregame ceremony that was like attending a school assembly – only much cooler.

Then again, everything was much cooler than anything that had come before it.

The Coke I drank was the best Coke ever.

The hot dog I ate was the greatest hot dog ever prepared.

The feeling was one I’d never, ever had before.

I got to see Johnny Musso – Alabama’s future All-American running back – throw a touchdown pass on a trick play. Like my two sisters he had gone to Banks High School in Birmingham, so I felt like I “knew” him.

I hooted and hollered as the Crimson Tide scored 30 points in the first half.

And weirdly, I recall their last score coming with 9:04 left in the game.

I remember that seemingly random factoid because that’s when my dad said, “Well, they’ve got this one wrapped up … you ready to go?”

“No!” I yelped, not meaning to raise my voice but drawing a smile instead of a reprimand from Pop.

“OK,” he said, patting me on the shoulder. “We can stay ‘til the bitter end.”

And we did.

As we filed out of the stadium and headed back to the bus (with me clutching my plush toy and shaker), I never stopped grinning. Instead of envying the people in the stands I was one of them, and I wondered if fans at home who listened to the game on the radio heard me cheer.

I’m quite sure they did.

Fifty years later to the day, that snapshot from my life remains distinct and crisp. And when I close my eyes and remember, it’s still picture perfect in my mind – and heart.

Remembering the RFL

Alternative football leagues all share three common traits. Namely, when a new circuit is formed its officials will tell you:

  1. They’ve learned from the mistakes of past leagues.
  2. They promise to be fiscally responsible.
  3. They’ll curb the insatiable appetite fans have for more football.
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It all sounds good, but to date there have been no happy endings.

Many upstarts have come before and after it, but today I salute the long forgotten Regional Football League, which was founded in 1997 on the three principles listed above.  It didn’t take the field until 1999, was forced to play a shortened season due to money woes, and now exists only as a footnote to football history.

But like so many other outdoor circuits whose acronym is not “NFL,” it was an idea better in theory than practice.

Founded by Gus Bell, a former college football player who went on to help pair players with agents, the RFL billed itself as the “Major League of Spring Football.” When it was announced in 1997 the plan was to put eight teams on the field in 1998. The 14-game regular season would start in March and the title game would be played during the Fourth of July weekend. Bell hoped for crowds in the 15,000 to 20,000 range.

While there were no significant rule gimmicks, the RFL took a page from the old United States Football League in that teams would have regional rights to on-field talent.

In fact, of the 37 players on each franchise’s active roster, 32 were required to have regional ties.

Shreveport was announced as the league’s first franchise and made a splash by hiring former Texas and Purdue head coach Fred Akers.

“I love coaching and I think this will be a lot of fun,” Akers told the Austin American Statesman for a September 5, 1997, story. “I think there is plenty of room out there for the league. There are a lot of athletes who can play. I think we’ll get a mixture of former NFL guys, some guys who were cut. I’m sure we’ll draw from the (World League of American Football) and Canada. Anyone we sign we’ll have for two years.

“We want to restore professional football as a family event.”

The league failed to launch in 1998 but did organize late that year with six members. In December it was announced that the franchises would be located in Shreveport (Knights), Mobile (Admirals) New Orleans (Thunder), Jackson (Mississippi Pride), Houston (Outlaws) and Toledo (Ohio Cannon). Dallas, Winston-Salem, Orlando and Monterey, Mexico, were originally eyed for expansion but later the wish list was amended to Buffalo, San Jose, Orlando and Winston-Salem.

There was a salary cap of $1.5 million per team and the RFL wasn’t shy about chasing after recognizable names. The pay scale in 1999 was reportedly between $20,000 and $60,000 per man with $200,000 available for a “franchise” player.

A draft was held with Shreveport making Jake Delhomme of Louisiana-Lafayette its top draft choice and Ohio taking Major Harris, a former West Virginia star who had spent the three previous years playing in the Arena Football League. Mobile selected Thad Busby, an ex-Florida State QB who was on the San Francisco 49ers practice squad in 1998. The Admirals also inked a deal with former Miami Hurricanes signal caller Frank Costa, a two-year veteran of the London Monarchs of the WLAF (rebranded as NFL Europe in 1998).

The majority of the RFL players were former college stars and more than a few had regular season NFL experience, including Mobile’s Sherman Williams. After starring at Alabama, the running back went on to play for the Dallas Cowboys.

“The quality of football in this league is good,” Williams told the Montgomery Advertiser for a 1999 story. “I’ve been in the NFL and it’s not the NFL, but it’s better than the college game. There are a lot of guys like me. We’re all working toward the same goal.”

However, after starting its season in April the wheels of the RFL came off quickly. Mobile averaged 10,000 paying customers per game early on but other teams drew 2,000 or less, and soon there were payroll issues across the board. By May, four of the six teams were under new ownership and fans had all but abandoned it.

With no TV contract there was no alternative revenue stream, and a planned 14-game regular season was cut to nine.

Once the postseason began the Toledo entry threatened to forfeit its game at Mobile due to lack of pay, although the Cannon did eventually take the field (and lose).

Finally on June 20, 1999, the 7-2 Admirals hosted the 7-2 Outlaws in RFL Bowl I (and only) at Ladd-Peebles Stadium. A sparse crowd of 5,571 showed up to see the home team prevail, 14-12. Mobile was the league champion, but the league was dead once the teams left the field that night.

So what’s the legacy of the RFL?

Same as most of its predecessors.

It gave good football players (and coaches) another avenue to ply their trade, but there was never an infrastructure in place to make it sustainable.

The RFL was a second chance league that, unfortunately, never had a realistic chance at success.

Badminton, anyone?

Badminton can be highly competitive, although I won’t play it that way. /PDPics.com

In the movie “Rocky Balboa,” trainer Duke Evers explains to the title character what it’ll take for him to have a puncher’s chance against a much younger, much faster boxer.

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“You know all there is to know about fighting, so there’s no sense us going down that same old road again,” Evers says. “To beat this guy, you need speed – you don’t have it. And your knees can’t take the pounding, so hard running is out. And you got arthritis in your neck, and you’ve got calcium deposits on most of your joints, so sparring is out. So, what we’ll be calling on is good, ol’ fashioned, blunt-force trauma.”

I can relate because I, too, am an older athlete. And by “older athlete” I mean I wear T-shirts with sports logos and have an ESPN+ subscription.

Actually I do try to stay physically fit. I walk a minimum of five miles per day (I usually average seven) and work out with (tiny) weights three times a week. I also do 25 push-ups each morning. They aren’t the cool, one-armed push-ups like Rocky does … they’re more of the strained, butt-sticking-high-in-the-air kind. Still, not bad for guy born with 20 days remaining in the Eisenhower Administration.

However, I’m far removed from my youthful heyday as a right winger in soccer, cross-country runner and 220 sprinter. That being said, this pandemic has made me want to get more active once the world begins anew and I’m able to have maskless interactions with other humanoids. I’d like to take up a sport, but it has to be one that I can enjoy and at least have the illusion of being competitive.

Right off the bat I can tell you that sport will not be boxing. Outside of high school gym class I’ve never done it, and my record for after-school parking lot fights is 0-1.

I don’t want to get beat up or beat down, likely scenarios if I stepped into the squared circle.

Golf is also out. I “played” it for decades, but have finally reached the conclusion that I simply don’t enjoy it. I’m no good at it, I’ve never been good at it, and I’ll never be good at it.

Once I T-boned another golf cart to avoid driving into a water hazard, and that’s my most memorable moment.

When a vehicular accident is your top golf memory, your golf memories suck.

I love tennis and played quite a bit back in the day, but I just don’t think my joints could handle it anymore. I was aggressive and liked to cover a lot of court, but now I’d have to stick to a baseline game which is a style I never particularly liked.

I’d also need to buy a racket, because I can’t find the one I last used back in 1992.

Swimming is out. Sure, I like putting on goggles, swim fins and water wings while frolicking in a kiddie pool – who doesn’t? – but all that Michael Phelps nonsense is just too much work.

And riding bicycles is fun but I don’t want to do it for sport. Once I was racing a friend and crashed, getting a rather substantial boo-boo on my left knee. That was a long time ago (I was 11) but I still don’t really like talking about it.

Even softball is a risk. While there’s a fair amount of burping, scratching and standing around, I might still find myself trying to beat out a single and therefore pull a hammy.

So after deep thought and careful consideration, I’ve come to the conclusion that my best path forward is through badminton.

If you’re a member of the Badminton World Federation (which includes 176 nations and five continental federations), please understand that I’m not making fun of the game or belittling it in any way.

Quite the contrary.

To play it at a high level requires great skill, and all the Olympic badminton matches I’ve watched over the years have been top quality and highly entertaining.

But the beauty of the sport is that it can be played on a recreational level by duffers like me. And if I can just get to the point where I think I’m good – even though I’m not – that’ll be enough.

Badminton is a draw for me because there’s a certain familiarity to tennis, although I won’t be required to cover as much ground or do any significant running.

Even better, it’s not played with a ball or puck, but a shuttlecock. While the name sounds like a rooster that drives you to the airport, it’s actually a truly unique piece of sports equipment and an aerodynamic wonder.

Best of all, badminton seems ubiquitous in my neighborhood.

During this pandemic I’ve passed several nets while out for my early morning walk, and occasionally I’ll see little kids playing with their parents.

I’m not sure about mom and dad, but I like my chances against the young ‘uns. There are a couple of toddlers who basically just waddle around and swing aimlessly, so I’d beat them easily.

What I hope to do, though, is find opponents my own age and older and challenge them to badminton matches.

There is a diminutive man on my walking route – probably mid to late 70s – who resembles Bernie Sanders. I don’t know his actual name so I call him “Homunculus B” (not to his face … that would be horrible) and he seems like someone who would enjoy losing to me in badminton.

I’ve already envisioned destroying him with a series of overhead smashes.

There’s also a woman I used to see watering her grass that would be an easy “W.” She’s 90 if she’s a day.

Then again it’s been a few weeks since I caught her outside, so she might be on the PUP list (Permanently Unable to Perform).

Regardless, once the world gets back to normal I’m thinking badminton will be my new sports jam. I might have to resort to some “good, old-fashioned blunt force trauma” against my outmatched foes, but hey – older athletes like me have to be crafty.