Counting crows

The crow seemed to float toward the smiling old man, its wings fully extended as it gently landed on the bench where he sat. As usual, peanuts and peanut shells were scattered liberally, and the bird dug in, spending half its time eating and the other half staring at his benefactor before abruptly flying away.

“Good to see you again, Stanley,” said Henry, who left the Greenvale Village assisted living facility each morning at 9 a.m. sharp to meet his feathered friends at the nearby park. “Thanks for not hogging it all, buddy … you’ve got friends coming.”

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He did, indeed.

The birds had been around Henry for so long – and knew his habits so well – that they always showed up when it was feeding time. And they knew very well who was doing the feeding.

The best Henry could remember, he had been at the facility for less than a week when he decided a daily walk to the park would be his morning exercise. There was always a staff member giving him a loose follow – usually an attendant named Frank – but he was in good physical shape for a 91-year-old man, and able to get away far enough to have  a bit of time to himself.

It was nothing personal … Frank and the rest of the staff had always treated him with kindness and dignity. But sometimes Henry wanted to feel as free as a bird, and sharing his time with Stanley was a way to do that.

Henry figured it was because that first day in the park – his stomach already growling after the 5 a.m. oatmeal had lost its stick – he sat down, leaned back, cracked open a shell and gobbled down the two peanuts.

Once he tossed the shell to the ground the crow swooped down – gave Henry a quick glance – clamped the shell in its bill, and headed toward the trees.

When another crow showed up the next day, Henry said, “Welcome back, Stanley!” and emptied a handful of peanuts on the bench.

He had no idea if it was the same bird – and he couldn’t tell you why he named him Stanley – but those were just small details.

He had found a friend, and a friend needs a name. Besides, he just seemed like a Stanley.

So, it became a routine, day in and day out. Stanley was always the first on the scene, followed shortly by other crows who – wouldn’t you know it? – looked just like Stanley.

After Stanley and the others had picked over all the shells and nutmeat they wanted, they headed for the skies.

And that was Henry’s cue to head back to his room.

On this particular Friday, Henry was moving a bit faster than usual as Frank intercepted him at the walkway leading to the main entrance of Greenvale Village.

“What’s up, Henry?” Frank asked. “You got a date or something?”

Henry smiled.

“I’m gonna go spend some quality time with my friends,” he said in an excited, raspy voice. “When you reach my age, you don’t have a lot to look forward to, but I’m looking forward to this.”

Frank patted him on the back and watched as Henry scooted toward the door and headed inside.

Frank didn’t know the details, but he assumed some old acquaintances had decided to come around for a visit. Henry’s wife had died several years earlier, and the couple had no children. In fact, Frank couldn’t recall at time when he’d ever seen Henry entertain guests – family or otherwise.

Frank’s Saturday shift began at 8:45 a.m., and he looked forward to checking in, escorting Henry to his favorite bench, and getting all the details about his night on the town. When he arrived, however, he was met with somber looks.

“I’ve got some sad news, Frank,” said Martha, who always manned the front desk on weekends. “Henry passed away … died in his sleep. Rex was on duty overnight and when he checked in about 4 a.m., Henry was gone.

“He was a sweet old man … I’m gonna miss him.”

Having been on staff for close to a decade, Frank was used to patients transitioning while being cared for in Greenvale Village. And even though the news hit him hard, he knew that Henry looked happy the last time he saw him. Hopefully he had one last, pleasant get-together before closing his eyes for good.

He never verbalized it for fear of sounding morbid, but Frank thought it was his duty and the duty of everyone who worked there to make sure residents lived comfortably and died peacefully.

For the next several weeks, out of habit, Frank would check the time and expect to see Henry headed for the door with a bag of peanuts in tow.

Eventually, a new resident discovered the joys of birdwatching and bird-feeding, and it always gave Frank a warm feeling when he saw the man tossing shelled nuts on the ground, just as Henry used to do.

Frank had shared pleasantries with him ever since he arrived, but the attendant figured since his bird feeding was apparently going to be a daily practice, he’d start a conversation.

“Those crows are always glad to see you, aren’t they Stanley?” Frank said.

“Well, I think they’re just following Henry, and Henry seems to like me.”

Frank chuckled.

“That’s funny. There used to be a fellow here named Henry who’d go out and feed the birds every day.”

Stanley reached up and gently patted Frank on the cheek.

“Oh, I know, son,” he said. “You should join me on the bench and visit with him sometime. He’d love to see you again.”

Stallions overwhelm Gamblers

Notes, quotes and numbers from Birmingham’s playoff-clinching 38-15 rout of Houston on Sunday at Simmons Bank Liberty Stadium in Memphis …

HOW THEY SCORED

The teams swapped turnovers in the first quarter, and Houston was the first to capitalize on a miscue. After taking over at the Birmingham 30 following an Alex McGough fumble, Houston’s offense could muster only a yard of forward progress.

UAB product Nick Vogel still put points on the board, kicking a 47-yard field goal at 3:07 of the first to move the Gamblers in front, 3-0.

Houston was back in business after Deon Cain fumbled the ensuing kickoff return, setting the Gamblers up at the Stallions’ 26.

Again, the defense held and again, Vogel was called upon to salvage points. His 24-yard effort split the pipes, and it was 6-0 at 14:17 of the second quarter.

A botched punt by Houston’s Hunter Niswander resulted in a fumble, giving the Stallions first-and-10 at the Houston 20.

However, they couldn’t find paydirt, either, so Brandon Aubrey did the scoring honors with a 24-yard field goal 6:36 before halftime.

The 3-point trend continued in the waning moments of the second when Vogel was good from 36 yards at the :57 mark, and the Gamblers were up, 9-3.

A 41-yard McGough to Jace Sternberger connection put Birmingham in scoring range, and a 26-yard toss to C.J. Marable moved the markers down to the one.

A sack pushed the ball back to the six with 18 seconds left but McGough hit Sternberger on a 4-yard scoring play at :13 of the frame to account for the day’s first TD.

Aubrey kicked the extra point and a five play, 68-yard drive ended with the Stallions in the lead, 10-9.

Birmingham opened the second half in style, moving 67 yards in just four plays. McGough threw a perfect strike to Cain for a 38-yard touchdown at 13:03 of the third quarter, and Aubrey kicked the score to 17-9.

Houston answered with a methodical march but it fizzled short of the goal line. Vogel made it four-for-four with a 34-yard field goal at 5:56 of the third to cut the deficit to 17-12.

The Gamblers were on offense again quickly after McGough was picked off, scrimmaging from the Stallions 41.

They got as close at the four before it was time for Vogel, and the sidewinder’s 29-yard kick was right down the alley.

With 3:16 remaining in the third, Birmingham’s lead was down to 17-15.

Early in the fourth quarter, it was up to 24-15.

Marable cashed in an eight play, 47-yard march with a two-yard rush, and the kick had the Stallions ahead by nine with 14:19 to play.

The defending champions wrapped things up with 8:53 left.

Gamblers QB Kenji Bahar was scrambling for extra yardage when he lost the ball and it was snagged mid-air by recent free agent signee Matt Hankins, who rambled 32 yards for a touchdown.

The kick made it 31-15, and Birmingham (7-2) was playoff-bound while the Houston (5-4) needs a win over New Orleans next week to stay alive.  

The winners added insurance 4:12 from the finish when McGough called his own number and scored on a 16-yard scamper to cap off a five play, 43-yard journey to paydirt.

Aubrey kicked the final to 38-15.

BIRMINGHAM COACH SKIP HOLTZ SAID …

“I’m just really proud to get to seven (wins). And the goal at the beginning was, let’s be as good as we can be. And I think we can be pretty good.”

HOUSTON COACH CURTIS JOHNSON SAID …

“I think when you play in this game, you’ve got to know who you’re playing against. That’s a great football team and they were the champs last year. You know, if you don’t score a touchdown to put them away pretty early, it’s gonna come back to haunt you.”

STANDOUT STATS

McGough finished 13-21-1 for 208 yards and two touchdowns while rushing for 34 yards and another score to lead the team.

“I just think we kind of got into our rhythm after that two-minute drive (late in the first half) where we stopped thinking so much,” McGough said. “I think we stopped trying to do everything perfectly, and we just started playing football like we know how to play.”

Sternberger paced the Stallions’ receiving corps with three catches for 58 yards and a TD.

Quentin Poling had 10 tackles – eight solo – as well as an interception, half sack and two tackles for loss.

The defense limited Houston to 232 yards of total offense, and the Gamblers converted just four of 16 third down conversions.

“The real winner today is the way that defense played,” Holtz said. “I mean, the job they did with the poor field position, the job they did in the red zone. Five field goals, I mean, they did an unbelievable job in the red zone. I’m just really proud of the way the defense played.”

NOW THEY’RE EVEN

Heading into Sunday’s game, Houston was the only team in the USFL with a winning record against Birmingham. The teams split their two 2022 meetings, and the Gamblers won back in Week 5 of 2023.

The Week 9 outcome now puts the modern USFL series mark at 2-2, with the possibility they could also meet in the playoffs on June 25.

TODAY IN HISTORY

On this day in 1983, the Birmingham Stallions of the United States Football League defeated the Boston Breakers, 31-19, in front of 20,500 fans at Legion Field.

Birmingham quarterback Bob Lane ran for a TD and hit Gary Anderson on a TD pass, while Lonnie Johnson rushed for two more Birmingham touchdowns.

The Stallions improved to 8-7 with the victory.

NEXT UP

Birmingham returns to Simmons Bank Liberty Stadium next Saturday to face the Memphis Showboats. TV coverage begins at 3 p.m. on FOX.

Playoffs return to the Ham

OK, gang, the Birmingham Stallions defeated the Houston Gamblers today, 38-15, which means the United States Football League’s South Division title game will be played at Protective Stadium on Sunday, June 25.

“What an honor for us to be in the playoffs again,” Birmingham coach Skip Holtz said. “What a great accomplishment for this football program.”

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But now it’s time for a pop quiz.

When was the last time a professional football team based in Birmingham hosted a playoff game?

You in the front … the one wearing the vintage Lionel Messi/Barcelona jersey.

“Last Wednesday. Birmingham Legion FC hosted Inter Miami CF in a U.S. Open Cup quarterfinal match.”

Hmmm … you’ve got me there. It’s association football and a single-elimination tournament qualifies as a playoff, so I’ll allow it. But that wasn’t what I meant, so let me clarify.

I’ll word it this way … when was the last time a professional tackle football team based in Birmingham hosted a playoff game?

Yeah, the guy in the back with your hand up … the one wearing the vintage Kurt Warner/Iowa Barnstormers jersey … go.

“August 17, 2002. The af2 Birmingham Steeldogs hosted the Peoria Pirates in the conference championship game.”

Well, you got me, there. That’s correct and I’ll give you proper credit, but it’s not what I’m looking for.

I’ll rephrase the question … when was the last time an 11-player professional outdoor tackle football team based in Birmingham hosted a playoff game?

All right, you … the one wearing the vintage Marcella Sanborn/Cleveland Daredevils jersey.

“January 18, 2003. The Birmingham Steel Magnolias were the host team for the Women’s Football Association championship game between the Jacksonville Dixie Blues and Indianapolis Vipers, which was played in Birmingham.”

Dang, we got a buncha brainiacs.

That’s the right answer, but I’m obviously asking the wrong question.

I’m gonna try this once more – and this is as clear as I know how to make it:

When was the last time an 11-player men’s professional outdoor tackle football team based in Birmingham hosted a playoff game?

Anyone?

Anyone?

It’s a shame no one wearing a vintage Kurt Warner/Amsterdam Admirals jersey raised a hand. I’ll bet they’d know.

You have to go back 32 years to find the correct answer, and that answer is June 1, 1991. That was the day the Birmingham Fire of the World League of American Football welcomed the Barcelona Dragons to Legion Field in a semi-final playoff game.

A crowd of 37,590 showed up to cheer on the Fire, but five turnovers doomed the home team in a sloppy, boring, 10-3 loss.

And if you’re keeping score at home, that was the sixth time the Magic City had showcased a postseason gridiron contest in a play-for-pay men’s league.

The Birmingham Americans hosted two in 1974 on their way to the World Football League championship; the original Stallions totaled three in their three years of existence; and the Fire had the one-and-done in 1991.

Since then, nothing.

The Birmingham Barracudas of the Canadian Football League played one playoff contest in 1995, but that was in San Antonio. (And before you call me out, I realize the CFL plays 12-man football).

The Birmingham Thunderbolts of the original XFL (2001) were the worst team in the league, and at 2-8 didn’t sniff the postseason.

And the Alliance of American Football Birmingham Iron (2019) secured a playoff berth with a 5-3 record, but the league never reached a ninth week.

Finally, though, Birmingham is back in the pro football postseason business. In two weeks, Protective Stadium will feature the Stallions and either New Orleans, Houston or Memphis.

“The fans are great,” Holtz said. “They’re unbelievable. They’ve been awesome at home. What a treat to know that we’re gonna have the opportunity to play one more game in Birmingham in the 2023 season, so I can’t say thank you enough to them.”

The event – and playoffs are events – will be a long time coming for the city, and a first-time occurrence for the newish stadium in the Uptown.

And who knows?

One day it might be the correct answer to a pop quiz question.

Get your Stallions jerseys ready …