Diversity, tenacity mark Motorik FC Alexandria

Greenville Football Club proved to be my gateway drug to grassroots soccer in the United States.

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Thanks to its 2018 debut season in the National Premier Soccer League, I’ve spent a good deal of time learning as much as I can about organic soccer all across the country.

I watched more live streams of lower division matches than I can count.

I became reacquainted with Atlanta Silverbacks FC, and even made a small donation to their fan ownership trust.

I sided with Chattanooga FC in its fight against a USL D3 insurgence, buying tickets for CFC’s 2019 opener as a way to #StandWithChatta.

Detroit City FC became one of my favorite clubs, despite the fact that this time a year ago, I had never heard of Le Rouge.

Basically, I looked across the country and tried to find people and communities who are serious about growing soccer from the ground up.

And now I’m looking at Alexandria, Virginia.

I’ve never been there. In fact, the closest I’ve come is Norfolk – which is almost 200 miles away.

Regardless, there’s a soccer team in Alexandria that I now follow – Motorik FC Alexandria – and they represent everything that’s right about the sport in America.

“The thing about American soccer is it seems that only one demographic has been able to take advantage of the system,” Motorik FC club president Kenneth Tebo says. “But because of our approach, we’ve created a roster that reflects the cultural diversity of this region. We have maybe 15 nationalities represented on our roster right now. You hear some people freaking out these days about the ‘changing face of America,’ but that’s the America I’ve known since the day I was born.

“I’m from Potomac, and I’ve always lived in culturally diverse neighborhoods, so for me this is the way it should be.”

Motorik FC, which begins play in the Maryland Major Soccer League next month, held its first tryouts last November.

But the idea of this club grew from Tebo’s passion – and has been growing for a while.

“Soccer has been a part of my life since very early on,” he explains. “Potomac is kind of an international community and soccer is king there. My youth club would go to (Washington) Diplomats games back in the old North American Soccer League days. And then I became a supporter of (Major League Soccer) DC United in 1996 when they came long.

“But then I started discovering the local lower division clubs like Real Maryland FC up in Rockville and Northern Virginia FC Royals, and I supported them for a while. And then discovering more about the scene across the country, the Chattanoogas and Detroits and those clubs, got me more interested.”

At first, Tebo wanted to form a league populated by grassroots clubs that shared his vision. He learned, however, that none actually existed – at least not in his neck of the woods.

“I kept seeing all these exciting developments around the country,” he said. “Here in D.C. you have a very cosmopolitan demographic, and it seems like it would be a perfect incubator for lower division clubs, but nothing was ever going on. So finally I decided last year that I was going to take a stab at creating the kind of club that I’d want to support, and that was Motorik FC.”

Tebo admits that initially he had “delusions of grandeur” about Motorik, seeing it as a transformative club that started off with a bang. Once he got down to the business of making it a reality, though, he knew he had to “adapt to the circumstances at hand.”

“I’m not really like a soccer insider – I’m not part of the ‘soccernati’ of D.C. – so I’m coming in as a total outsider because I’ve never done anything like this before,” Tebo said. “It started out as building the identity of the club, and then the presentation and aesthetic of the club, and then around November, it started to get real.”

Motorik managed to put together a 15-match summer exhibition schedule as a fledgling independent, a slate that included matchups with NPSL and Premier Develop League teams.

After a slow start the club became quite competitive, and even managed to play Atlantic City FC – an NPSL side – to a draw back in July.

“A lot of those early matches were tough, but we’ve increased the talent on our roster significantly,” Tebo said. “The highlight of our exhibition season was our trip to Atlantic City. It was a good bonding experience for our guys and we were playing a club that had a roster that had ex-MLS and ex-USL guys and a lot of college prospects, and we were throwing our ragtag squad at them and we came away with a 1-1 draw.

“That was a pretty proud moment.”

While all of those clashes mattered none of them “counted,” so Tebo knew his club had to hitch its wagon to an actual organization going forward.

The Washington Premier League seemed like a logical landing spot due to geography, but in the end, the MMSL proved to be the best fit.

“Obviously, their biggest selling point is they have (Baltimore-based) Christos FC, who were like (U.S. Open Cup) Cinderellas last year and had their big match against DC United,” Tebo said. “My intention was always to join the WPL. That seemed more inevitable because basically all of (WPL) matches take place in northern Virginia. But over time I was able to assess both leagues.

“Originally, I thought traveling would be too much in the Maryland Majors because our guys are working class guys, and they have jobs they depend on and that need them to be accountable to as well.”

However, conversations with league commissioner Bill George helped ease Tebo’s mind about the logistics.

“I started having a lot of discussions with Bill, who gave me a lot of tips and insights on how to secure players and how to make things work,” Tebo said. “It endeared me more to the Maryland Majors, and then it became apparent they were making efforts to expand more southward toward the Beltway, and that gave me an in to convince my players to get on board and join the league.”

The MMSL features promotion/relegation, and Motorik will begin their affiliation as members of the Second Division South, which has six clubs.

The Second Division North is made up of seven clubs, and six play in the First Division.

And while Motorik now has a league, it will still have its unique identity.

“What separates us, and what I’ve been most proud of in building our roster, is that we’re not really tapping into the NCAA player pool,” Tebo said. “Our focus is more on finding the guys who either through circumstances of social economics or immigration, they’ve sort of been outside of the academy system. We’re taking these guys and seeing what they can do if they get real focused training and if they actually see that their hard work will get them to an advanced level of competition, and so far it’s been successful.

“We’ve found a lot of rough diamonds. Once we put them in a team environment and put certain expectations on them, they’ve risen to the occasion.”

Obviously there’s more to the story of Motorik FC Alexandria, and a new chapter will be written this fall.

They’ll enter a new league as underdogs, but that’s fine with Tebo.

Like amateur soccer clubs in communities all across the nation, all they want is a chance.

And they’re determined to make the most of it.

“I don’t think we’re necessarily doing anything noble,” Tebo said. “We just put up a flare and attracted the players that were in the area and inevitably that’s going to reflect the demographic and culture of the area.

“When we had our first tryouts and when I first saw these guys come out and want to represent the badge, that’s when I felt like this is something cool.”

For more information about the club and league, go to motorikfc.com and marylandmajorsoccer.com.

Follow Motorik on Twitter @MotorikFC

I have met the enemy, and it’s a portable fan

You know how you get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, and you hit your knee on the corner of the bed?

Brain Farce is an alleged humor column written by Scott Adamson. It comes out basically whenever he feels like writing it. Follow him on Twitter @adamsonsl

It hurts.

Often, you’ll make a groaning noise moments after impact.

You might even scream, “Shit!”

Then your darling person will wake up and yell, “What!”

“I hit my damn knee on the damn bed,” you’ll say. And you’ll likely mutter “Shit!” again because it just seems … right.

I think we’ve all done it, or at least done something similar. But while the pain can be sharp, it’s usually fleeting, so instead of rolling up in a ball and crying, you cowboy up, go pee, and then go back to bed.

This is how normal people react; they don’t get mad at the bed.

The bed meant no harm.

Sadly, I don’t think I’m normal.

Why?

Because there is one particular inanimate object in my home – a portable fan – that makes me angry because it does mean harm, and I’m holding a grudge against the fan itself.

I hate that little bastard … I hate it with every fiber of my being. I want to hurt it and destroy everything it loves.

Here’s how it started:

We have an old house with a small downstairs bathroom.

It has no ventilation, so when you take a hot shower everything steams up and the walls sweat and you open yourself up to mold and mildew. However, if you place a fan by the door and aim it at the shower, it acts as a faux ventilation system.

And for that purpose, it works well. The trick, of course, is to move it out of the way when you’re done.

I tend to forget to do this, and it absolutely refuses to leave on its own accord.

So over the course of a week, I’m going to crash into this fan at least five times.

And that means at least five times I’m going to suffer various injuries and scream “Shit!” at the top of my lungs.

It’s really pissing me off.

I’ll walk by and kick it and stumble – once I even hit my head on the door after losing my balance completely – and it just looks at me.

And I know it’s laughing.

I can’t hear it cackle over the whir of its noisy blades … but I believe it to be true.

And every time there’s a collision, I grow angrier with it.

Just a few days ago, I rounded the corner in broad daylight and kicked it. I swear I had moved it out of the way, but there it was back in position … and in this instance, I was only wearing socks so there was actual wailing and gnashing of teeth due to the excruciating pain.

I was so mad I picked it up, shook it and screamed at it.

I felt kind of bad because it happened right in front of my bedroom fan, which has always been really sweet and probably didn’t need to hear what I was screaming.

On the other hand, making an example of the evil bathroom fan might serve as an object lesson in case the good fan ever decides to go rogue.

Now, do I have some responsibility here?

Maybe.

If I moved it out of the way after showering, I wouldn’t run into it.

But I can’t be expected to remember everything.

With two cats and two dogs – and one of the dogs being a hyperactive, vocal, criminally insane young Chihuahua – I tend to get distracted. And it would be nice if the fan showed some initiative from time to time and moved itself.

Further proof that the fan is out to get me is that Mary never has this problem with it.

It’s like the car “Christine” or that “Talky Tina” doll from “The Twilight Zone.” Much like those Mephistophelean objects, perhaps this fan has made me the target if its evil intent.

So the battle will rage on.

I’ll shower in the morning, step around it when I’m done, and hopefully remember to put it away.

But it’ll find its way back, and we’ll go round and round again.

Who knows?

Maybe one day I might accidentally leave it on the side of the road during trash pickup day.

That day might even come next week for that little prick fan.

Besides, how bad can mold and mildew be?

‘New’ football season doesn’t mean I have to forget about CFL

With a new college football season having a soft launch this weekend and the NFL just around the corner, there are some people who will abandon the second half of the Canadian Football league season.

Out of Left Field is written by Scott Adamson. Follow him on Twitter @adamsonsl

I will not be one of those people.

As I’ve said many times, I love the CFL, and it’s not a part-time relationship.

Just because traditional American football is cranking up doesn’t mean I have to abandon the brand played north of the border.

In fact, one of the reasons I subscribe to ESPN + is so I can watch any CFL game I want. Now it’ll just be a matter of prioritizing.

And since this is the first year since 1986 that I’ve been able to be a legitimate fan instead of someone who writes about games on deadline, I plan to make the most of it.

But how do you juggle it all?

In the interest of full disclosure, there are four football teams who are the primary objects of my affection. They are – listed in rooting order – UAB, the New York Jets, the Los Angeles Rams, and the Hamilton Tiger-Cats.

I’m a UAB alumni and contributed seed money so their gridiron program could restart for the 2017 season. Aside from having a diploma, I also have financial skin in the game, so that makes the Blazers my top priority.

I started rooting for the Jets when they were in the American Football League (I’m showing my age here), and they’ve remained my favorite pro football team since I was a kid.

Roman Gabriel helped make the Rams my favorite NFL team, but when the franchise moved to St. Louis, I lost interest (and they were replaced by the Atlanta Falcons). But now that they’re back in L.A., they’re back in my favor as I’ve started pining for childhood memories, so I’ll root for them against any team not named the Jets.

As for Hamilton, I just liked their black and gold unis, and picked them as my favorite CFL team back in the 1970s. And except for that brain fart involving the Art Briles hire (and the brief tenure of the Birmingham Barracudas in 1995), they’ve been my No. 1 CFL club for 40-plus years.

The odd thing, though, is that I like CFL rules better than American football rules, and I like pro football much better than college football.

That makes my rooting preferences out of whack, but that’s just the way it is and I’m not going to overthink it.

Anyway, there will be some programming decisions I’ll have to make between now and December, but fortunately things break pretty favorably for me.

Tonight when Hamilton takes on Edmonton, it’ll be the only game in town. Cleveland does play Philadelphia in an NFL preseason game, but I’d never watch an exhibition over a CFL regular season game.

The Tiger-Cats’ next game is Monday, Sept. 3, against the Toronto Argonauts. That’s the same night of the Virginia Tech vs. Florida State and Alcorn State vs. Georgia Tech games take place.

I’ll be watching Hamilton.

And a quick glance at the schedule reveals that the Ti-Cats have no regular season Sunday games going forward, meaning there will be no conflicts with the Jets or Rams.

Thing is, though, I like the CFL in general. So there will be times when I might have a choice between a Football Bowl Subdivision game and a CFL matchup on Saturday, and I can tell you right now the Canadians will win more than they lose in that competition.

So to make a short story long, no, I don’t give up on the CFL just because the field gets crowded. It’s a great league with great players, and I’m glad there’s still plenty more games to watch.